A/N: Here you go! Sorry for the wait. I was working on two X-Mas fics, and I also had school... And, I may be in Washington, but... The shootings in Connecticut... They... *sniff* Ah... *sniffle*

"Hey, Kirby. Do you have any ideas to who might be doing these crazy things?" Wolf asked.

"...No." Kirby simply replied.

"Are you sure?" Lucario questioned.

"Y-Yes!" Kirby snapped, before pouting. He blinked, and looked at the two older smashers. "S-Sorry... I just... M-Miss Meta Knight. And Dedede doesn't wanna play with me."

Lucario patted his back. "Hey... Don't let it get you down, alright?"

"A-Alright." Kirby sniffed.

Wolf chuckled. "After all, you're in a mansion filled with many more tikes to play with, and other folks to talk to."

"I-I know." Kirby hiccuped.

"We should ask questions." Lucario stated. "It's a simple starting point."

The three entered the spacious living room, and saw Red. Who was lying on the ground, moaning in pain. There was a pillow covering his face, and some yarn bounding his arms to his body.

"R-R-Red!" Lucario cried, running up to the Pokemon Trainer.

"I wanna be, the very best... Like no one ever was~" The trainer sang, voice cracking when he said no one.

"He got hit." Wolf muttered.

"O-O-Oh d-d-dear..." Kirby whimpered.

"R-Red?! C-Can you hear me?!" Lucario squeaked, removing the pillow.

The trainer's face was red, some snot dripping from his nose.

"...He's sick." Kirby stated.

"Hey, Red! You still in there?" Wolf asked, lightly poking the trainer.

He coughed in reply.

"Well shit." Wolf muttered.

Kirby gulped. "U-Uh... Um... O-One of us should take him to the sick bay."

"I will." Lucario announced. "You two continue on. I'll catch up later."

"A-Alright." Kirby whimpered. He was shaking as hell. "S-So... Where do we start?"

Wolf rubbed his chin. "Maybe... Maybe we should ask some peeps if they saw anything."

Kirby nodded. "Ok-Okay. Let's a-ask some questions then."

The two began their questioning!

...And had no luck! TEE-HEE!

Really. They had no luck. No one had a clue. They're all saying that it's the Ghost of Tabbu or some other ghost. Others said it was someone called Geno. (1)

No matter who they asked, the answer didn't help them. Whatsoev-

"Can you at least do something to make things easy?" Wolf asked.

Huh? Oh. OKAY!

In the end, the two went to the only one they could rely on...

"You've come to the right place~" Bowser drawled.

"...Why are your curtains closed?" Kirby asked.

"And what's with the sunglasses, fedora and overcoat?" Wolf questioned.

The now human Koopa frowned. "Do you want help or not?!"

Wolf groaned. He drummed his fingers on the desk. "Fine, fine. Sorry. So... Do you know anything?"

Bowser smirked, taking the fedora off, setting it on Wolf's head. "Well, now. I've heard from a couple of folk that Wario or Ganon may be causing this ruckus."

"And...?" Kirby motioned him to continue.

Bowser got out of seat then proceeded to pat the pink-haired smasher's head.

"Well, it's mostly been Ganon." He stated. "I mean, he is a very famous villain. Known for doing many evil deeds."

Wolf sighed, taking of the fedora Bowser placed on his head. "Well... You better be right."

The two left. Bowser exhaled.

"Alright. I did what you asked me to do." He said to the smasher that was coming out from under his bead. "So, you're not gonna use that on me, right?"

Dedede nodded. "Right. You better not tell a single soul. Or. Else."

Bowser nodded as the once penguin left.

"Hoo boy... Sorry guys... I really didn't want to be sick..."

"Ganon!" Wolf cried. "Come out! NOW!"

Kirby gulped. Sh-Should I tell?

"Hey! GANON!" The older smasher hissed. "Get out here!"

Kirby was shaking. If I don't then... But if i do...

"Hmp. What?" The familiar gruff,intimidating voice said.

Wolf frowned. "You twat! You've been making everyone sick!"

Ganon laughed. "Ha! Me? If I were the one doing that, I would also probably break their wrists!"

Kirby whimpered and his behind Wolf. "Th-That's not very nice."

"Well he is, like, the king of evil." The silver-head muttered. "Now then... Ganon. You're obviously behind this heinous crime!"

"...What a fool." Ganon simply said. "Again, if I were the criminal, I'd do more then making them sick and-"

"AYIIIEAAH!"

Kirby yelped, clinging onto Wolf's clothes.

"...That was... Wario." Wolf said quietly.

"W-Well, that rules out both he and Ganon." Kirby squeaked.

"Ha! See!" Ganon scoffed, then added, "Imbeciles." Before he walked away.

Wolf frowned. "Sh-Shit."

The younger smasher who was hiding behind him whimpered. "...Wh-What about D-"

"Ah-ha! Bowser! That trickster!" Wolf stated. "I'm gonna tear his head off!"

Kirby sighed as the other smasher stormed off.

"M-Maybe I should have spoken louder."

"Bowser! Open the freaking door!" Wolf hissed. Kirby shuffled occasionally, nervous.

"Er... Wo-"

"Open the door! NOW!"

...

Nothing.

Wolf growled, and turned the doorknob, entering the room. Bowser was tied up by a scarf, and was coughing.

"But... How?" Was all Wolf could say. "Alright. Kirby we have t-Kirby?"

The pink head was no longer with him.

"...Where the hell did he go?! Kirby!" Wolf cried.

"Kirby's not here..." A voice growled.

"Wha-"

"Dedede!" Kirby hissed. He was in the garden. "Come outside! Now!"

Said king watched the pink head from his room, snickering. The kid wants to go up against me, eh?

Dedede chuckled as he sauntered outside, hammer resting on his shoulder.

"Hey, Kirbs."

"D-Don't you Hey, Kirbs me! Why are you doing this to everyone?! Tell me!"

Dedede smirked, taking his hat off, smoothing his blue hair out. "You know... I'm just tired of the folks making fun of me. You're not, so you're lucky."

"W-Well... I'll tell! I'm gonna tell them!" Kirby warned.

"No you're not. I know you, Kirbs. You're not gonna tell. I know that."

Kirby curled his hands into fists as Dedede walked back inside.

Wh-What am I gonna do?

-Month 1:Day 24 Over. Month 1: Day 25 Begins-

"Th-Thank you for joining me." Kirby said.

"No problem, Kirby!" Olimar replied. "So... It's Dedede, huh? What are we gonna do? Battle him?"

"Well, yeah, but first we need to find out how he's going this." Kirby explained. "We have to stick together, though. Unless we wanna fail."

"Got it, chief!"

"Alright! Let's roll!"

They then did a high-five and went off to Dedede's room. The king wasn't there, yet they knew they still had to be cautious They rummaged through the desks and the closet, but couldn't find anything.

Well... Actually... Kirby did find something. Under Dedede's pillow. A small news article concerning this strange potion that could give one odd powers. From telekinesis to the ability to jump incredibly high, to making others have slow speed to... Making others very ill. Unluckily, the article didn't include where to find the potion.

Kirby frowned. "That... That jerk! Olimar, let's go! We gotta king to bust!"

"Roger!"

Before they left, Kirby got a sword from Link. Then, the two went outside, standing in the garden. Kirby exhaled.

"DEDEDE! COME OUT HERE! NOW!"

The king was already behind them. "You called?"

Kirby growled. "Alright. Give me the potion!"

He faced Dedede, glaring. "Now!"

"If I don't?" The king said.

Kirby frowned, and swung at the king, who avoided it. He swung again, and again, and again. No luck. Olimar sighed, then threw his Pikmin at the King. The pikmin clung on to Dedede, who was trying to throw them off. Using the hilt, Kirby jabbed Dedede, causing the vial to fall out.

"Olimar! Now!" Kirby cried, grabbing the vial and running back to the house.

Olimar had a Smash Ball. Dedede gulped.

"...Well shit." Was all he could say before Olimar broke the Smash Ball.

Kirby glared at Dedede. "So?"

"...Sorry." The king said to everyone. The ones who were sick have recovered.

"SAY IT AGAIN!" Kirby hissed. "WITH MORE FEELING!"

Sonic flinched at the pink-head's sudden change in tone.

"A-Alright! I-I'm so freaking sorry!" Dedede cried.

"So what's your stinking punishment?" Pikachu asked.

"Clean the mansion." Dedede replied. "Oh, and the Ancient Minister said our chances of living are now thirty percent."

"CRAP!" Yoshi wailed, curling up into a ball.

Wolf sighed. He looked at Kirby. "You did good, kid. You did good."

Kirby smiled. "Aw! It was nothing!"

"... WHO WANTS SOME PASTA?!" Squirtle cried.

Everyone cheered and ran into the dining hall to eat.

Meanwhile, the Ancient Minster was pacing around his room, thinking about how to rate the smashers and the friendship level. Out of ten, he had to give it five or six.

The rest of the day was normal. Small bickers that ended well and positive boys playing video games, girls talking, kids playing. The older smashers even had a marathon of Inuyasha. When dinner came, they ate the leftover pasta, along with roast beef. The night went swell, with no arguing just jokes and messing around along with watching TV and playing more video games. Now, the Ancient Minister thought of rating their friendship a seven.

-Month 1:Day 24 Over. Month 1: Day 25 Begins-

Rain. Just rain. The smashers groaned. The weatherman was a liar! Well, at least ramen was for breakfast.

Pikachu walked into the living room, seeing Yoshi, Wolf, Ike, Snake, and Samus. They were watching Rosario+Vampire.

"...That blue-haired girl has some really big... breasts." Pikachu simply said, running his fingers through his blonde hair.

"...Why are we watching this and not The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzamiya?!" Samus asked.

"Huh? Oh, right, right. I forgot." Snake replied.

...Pervert. Pikachu thought.

That's when the TV turned off.

"What the..." Ike was confused.

The TV then turned back on, showing a boy wearing a mask whose eyes were stitched shut.

"DEATH TO ALL OF YOU!" The boy shrieked, pointing to the smashers before the TV turned off.

"...What the hell just happened?!" Yoshi cried.

"I'm going to my room!" Ike announced.

Samus sighed. "I'll go tell the others."

"I'll tell the Ancient Minister." Snake added.

"...What are we gonna do?" Pikachu asked to Yoshi and Wolf. "And who the else was that?!"

"Perhaps, I could assist you three." A familar voice drawled

A/N: Man, Kirby was pissed at Dedede. I feel as if I did this too fast. But I just wanted to get it done before my Christmas Break, because I have some other stuff to work on. Man. Dedede was tired of being made fun of, so he went out and got some revenge.

Now then...

Who do you guys think the boy on the TV was and who is going to assist our heroes? You'll see if you were right next time!

(1)- Geno is from a Mario RPG.