Becoming Fujisaki Rima
Jenni: Heya! I apologize for the temporary delay (I seem to do that often...)! Anyway, the reason for this delay is because my grades are terrible. One minutes they're straight 'A's and the next, they're fuu-reaking 'C's! My mother, being the wonderful person she is, grounded me! But now I'm back so take that! Woo!
Disclaimer: If I owned Shugo Chara, I wouldn't be writing this right now.
Last time: They went to the Peppy Bee Mini-Mall, nearly got kicked out, and was introduced to Ikuto's perverted friends.
~: Twenty-three :~
~: Allergies :~
"But Daddddy!" Hoshiko huffed. "How come I can only invite Sora, Shiori, and Am-chan?"
"Because we said so," Nadeshiko answered sternly.
"...Fine," Hoshiko huffed.
"Doorbell!" Kristen announced. "It's Sora and Shiori!"
Fuyuki Sora was busily tying her long auburn hair into a sloppy side ponytail in the driveway, her orange-irised eyes somewhat unfocused. She was dressed in a yellow sailor's dress, a orange ribbon tied around her waist. Her father was busily chatting with Tadase, who had just opened the door. Her younger sister, Shiori, was following her. Her blonde locks stopped at her mid-back and she had a small pigtail to the side. She was wearing a black blazer and a orange and white checked skirt. Under her blazer was a blue button-down shirt and a pair of white tights under the skirt.
"Heya Sky-chan! Poem-chan!" Kristen grinned. "Um...Poem-chan, why are you wearing your school uniform?"
"Sora-neechan decided to hid all of my summer clothes in the attic! and she won't tell where they are!" huffed 'Poem-chan'.
"Kris? Why do you call them by what their names mean?" asked Amaterasu.
"Because it's easier to remember! Besides, Daddy used to call me 'Laugh-chi' because that's what Risa means!"
"But isn't your name Kristen?" Sora asked.
"Nope!"
"Then what is?" asked Amaterasu, rather befuddled.
"Risa-chi! Mama and Daddy use Kristen as a nickname!" she smirked.
"I'm lost...," sighed Shiori.
*`*`*_ Time Skip _*`*`*
"Tadase-obaasan? Can we please read more of Mama's journal?" asked Kristen (alias Risa).
"If the other girls want to...," Tadase muttered.
"Please?" Sora and Shiori asked simultaneously.
"Very well..."
June Thirteenth
Dear Diary-san,
My name is Colin Bailee, Rima's older foster brother. Rima is current lying on Nagihiko's lap, she's rather ill, you see. Ri-chan is highly allergic to oranges. She unknowingly ate a small slice of one, thinking it was a tangerine. Anyway, today (before Rimsy ate the fruit), we went to the local library as a "punishment" for eating all of the food in the fridge (It was Kukai and Utau's fault). Here's how it went..It's in my perspective though...
"Rima. Rima. Rima. Riri. Rimsy. Rimakins. Ri-," Nagihiko and I chanted.
Rima murmured sleepily under her breath before swinging a drowsy fist at Nagihiko. He caught the fist and then kissed it.
He's so chivalrous! It's annoying! I tried it out on Lulu before we started dating and she slapped me across my face!
"Wakey-wakey Rima-chan."
"...Lemme sleep some more," she mumbled.
"No love," I said. "Don't make me get Ikuto and Amu now."
She let out an exhausted sigh and stretched her sore muscles. Rubbing her eyes drowsily, Rima sat up and glared at Nagihiko and me.
"Get out!"
"Meh Rima!" I whined playfully.
"You've got two choices: get out or get kicked out," she smiled sweetly.
Yeah, Rima's not the most cheerful person in the mornings.
Nagihiko and I made a quick-getaway and Rima slammed the door shut behind us. Minutes later, she came out of her bedroom wearing a violet-colored strapless bubble dress that stopped at mid-thigh. There was a matching silk hair bow adorning the side of her head and a silver chain with a cherry-blossom charm fastened around her neck.
"'Morning 'Hiko, Colins," she muttered.
Nagihiko's mouth was slightly agape, his eyes focused on Rima. I snickered quietly as Rima flushed when she noticed his unblinking stare.
"Shuddup Colins!" They shouted in unison.
We then proceeded to the dining room where Amu and Ikuto were engaged in a full-blown argument.
"Why did you steal my clothes?" she shouted.
"I didn't!" Ikuto protested.
"Ahuh!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Ahuh!"
"Nu-uh!"
With each word, their voices rose until Amu finally shut Ikuto up having some good ol' fashion snogging.
"SNOG! SNOG! SNOG! SNOG!" we shouted.
When I walked toward the refrigerator and opened it, my jaw dropped. The huge thing was empty! I glanced at Utau and Kukai, who hadn't said a word, and shouted, "Oi! Did you bastards eat all of the food in here?"
"..Erm...No?" Kukai mumbled guilty.
"Good Kami-sama! How could you do this to us?" Rima wailed. "I'm telling Nina-sama!"
Rima gets cranky and dramatic when she's hungry.
"Mother!" called Nagihiko. "We're out of food again!"
Nina-sama made her way into the kitchen and she did not look happy. She had the trademark Fujisaki expression, one that had angry, accusing eyes that seemed to bore into you.
"Who ate all of the food again?" she huffed.
Very mature, Nina-sama.
"Kukai! Utau!" accused Nadeshiko.
"Sorry...Sorry!" Kukai flinched.
"Baaya-san just went grocery shopping yesterday!" Nina-sama sighed. "So, since I'm going to have to ask Baaya and Daiki-san to return to the convenience store, you nine are going to be punished."
"What did we do?" exclaimed the "innocent" seven.
"You seven are in trouble for letting them eat all of the food!"
Looks like Rima's not the only one who gets pissy when she's hungry.
"Baaya-san, please summon Tanaka-san and Fuyuki-san," said the mother of the Fujisaki siblings.
"Hai Nina-sama," Baaya bowed.
Shortly after, Baaya returned with Diamond and Kirishima in tow. They both looked rather annoyed and continuously shot angry glares at us.
"As your punishments, you will all spend the day in local library, working on your summer assignments," Nina-sama decided, "and Tanaka-san and Fuyuki-san will join you."
"Yes Nina-sama," we chorused.
After finishing our short breakfast, we all returned to our respective bedrooms to retrieve our textbooks and assignments. I quickly shoved all of textbooks into my book bag and sighed, I was not looking forward to this and by the sound of it, neither did Rima. She brushed past my bedroom, angrily muttering under her breath.
"...Stupid...Kukai...Utau...Food...Homework."
I walked out of my bedroom and then preceded to the front door where we waited for our fellow framed friends. Utau and Kukai, the real culprits, constantly received bitter glares, angry stares, and ugly snares. Kirishima and Diamond, who also had their textbooks, did not give us a second glance when they walked past.
"Get in the car," Kirishima grunted.
He hadn't gotten his daily snog session yet.
"C'mon, I don't got all day," Diamond added.
See above for Dia's dilemma.
We all piled into Kirishima's van, rather cramped this time because of all of the book bags. Kirishima took out his anger on the van, speeding and stopping suddenly just to aggravate us. Even if it was against the law and dangerous.
"Stop it, you bastard!" Ikuto shouted. "Amu's getting carsick."
"Don't call my boyfriend a bastard, you pedophile!" Diamond snapped. "It's their faults for getting us into this mess!"
She let out a growl in Kukai and Utau's direction before facing the correct direction.
See, that's what happens when you don't get enough snogging.
"Now get out!" Kirishima snapped, slamming the van door shut.
"Pissy bastards," Rima muttered. "Someone didn't get to suck some face this morning."
"Shut up, shortie."
Everyone was pretty angry...especially Dia and Kirishima.
Nagihiko and Rima disappeared shortly inside the library and I followed them. They were quickly finishing their Algebra problems.
"So if b plus ninety times thirty-seven equals five hundred three, what's b?" Nagihiko asked.
"Dunno," Rima shrugged. "Oh, heya Colins."
I nodded in her direction before paying attention to my own language homework,
Directions: Write each sentence in English, Chinese(Simplified), and Korean.
1) ナオミのペットハムスターが、ユキ、黒い目を持っています。
Naomi's pet hamster, Yuki, has black eyes.
Naomi的宠物仓鼠，徐怀钰，有黑色的眼睛。
나오미의 애완 동물 햄스터가, 유키, 검은 눈을 가지고있어
2) あかねは読むのが好きだ。
Akane likes to read.
茜喜欢阅读。
Akane 읽기 좋아한다.
These sentences are easy, like really easy. I mean, bloody hell, my little sister could do this!
"Fukai fukai mori no oku ni ima mo kitto
Okizari ni shita kokoro kakushiteru yo
Sagasu hodo no chikara mo naku tsukarehateta
Hitobito wa eien no yami ni kieru
Chisai mama nara kitto ima demo mieta ka na
Bokutachi wa ikiru hodo ni
Nakushiteku sukoshi zutsu
Itsuwari ya uso o matoni
Tachisukumu koe mo naku"
Rima's newest ringtone went off, the lyrics to "Fukai Mori", the second ending to InuYasha, echoing throughout the silent building.
"Shhh!" hissed the librarian.
"Gomen!" Rima bowed.
"Shut it off!" the woman growled.
"Hai!" she whispered.
Rima quickly silenced her phone but not before answering it,
"Moshi moshi?"
"Rima-chan?" said Tadase.
"Hnnn?" she whispered.
"We have a problem! Ikuto disappeared into the nearby gas station and is leching on the counter girl! Amu's with Nadeshiko right now, but she's bound to find us soon! I need your help!" he exclaimed.
"Okay," she said.
She handed her things to Nagihiko with a quiet, "I'll be right back" and walked out of the library. Nagihiko quickly finished his Maths homework and began to work on his Japanese homework. A half hour later, Rima returned, with Ikuto in tow.
"Idiot, hitting on a twenty-five year old countergirl? You disgust me," she scolded. "I'm seriously considering telling Amu. Then she would dump your (censored)."
Ikuto huffed and sat down on one of the wooden chairs of the library and began to work on his homework. He did it surprisingly slowly, a calculating look on his face.
"Dude, this stuff is easy! I mean, even we can do that!" Rima exclaimed.
"No, it's hard," Ikuto disagreed. "'Because I miss a lot of school because of my old man."
"And?" she drawled.
"Shhh!" hushed the librarian.
"You!" Ikuto hissed.
The librarian gave Ikuto a glare before returning to her work. He eventually gave up on his homework and began to nap in his chair.
"You! Yeah, you!" The librarian marched over to Ikuto. "No snoring in the library!"
"Shut up, old wench," he growled.
"Cheeky boy!"
"Hag!"
"Upstart brat!"
"Geezer!"
"Impudent child!"
"Sack of bones!"
"Arrogant old (censored)!"
Let's just say Ikuto got banned from the library. Gosh, how many places is he going to get kicked out of?
We were accompanying Ikuto to the door of the library when Nagihiko said,
"Let's not mention this to my mother."
"I like the way you think!" Ikuto grinned.
"Oi! We're leaving, you four!" Tadase announced, a Monster in his hand.
"Okay!" we chorused.
We all piled into Kirishima's van and drove home. For a whole hour, Rima and Nagihiko were sucking face. As was Ikuto and Amu. And Utau and Kukai. And Tadase and Nadeshiko.
Poor me...Lulu-chan had to go with her sister to the orthodontist. Anyway, one hour later...
"Let's play baseball!" Kukai shouted.
"Fine," we sighed in unison.
"Whose going to be the team captains?" Utau asked.
"Me!" Kukai nominated.
"And me!" I imputed.
"Okay...Now you guys can chose your teammates!" Amu shouted. "Ikuto and I are going to referee, okay?
That's girl-language for sucking some face.
"Okay!" we chorused.
"Utau," Kukai said.
"Rima," I decided.
"Nadeshiko."
"Nagihiko."
"Tadase."
"Rock. Paper. Scissors!" Kukai and I shouted.
It was decided, my team would bat first. Upon stepping up to the "plate", Kukai was getting ready to pitch when I said, "Hold on." Licking my finger, I tested the wind. Then I pulled out my calculator to "calculate" the possibilities of getting a home run. After that, I drew a seven in the dirt "for luck".
"Hurry the hell up! Just whip out that bat of yours and get this over with!" Kukai growled.
"That's what she said!" Ikuto added.
Crack! Amu had just whacked Ikuto in the back of his head. That had to hurt.
"Fine! Pitch it!" I shouted.
He threw the ball at me and I. Hit. It! I began to run around our makeshift diamond when a loud crash was heard. The ball had just tipped over a trashcan, rolled in the street, and fell down the gutter. Shame. That was the last of baseball that summer. After we had cleaned up the trashcan mess, it was suppertime so we washed up and went to the dining room.
"Do you want one?" Nina-sama asked Rima, gesturing toward an orange slice.
"Yes please," Rima said, biting into one.
We were sitting in the living room, watching Naruto while waiting InuYasha to turn on. Rima had begun to wheeze and cough. Shortly after, she had started to swell and had eventually retched into a wastebasket.
"Did Mother serve oranges or tangerines?" Nagihiko asked suddenly.
"Oranges...Bloody hell, Rimsy's allergic to oranges!" I exclaimed.
"Go get Mother, Nade," Nagihiko commanded.
"Hai!" Nagihiko's twin sister ran down the hallway.
Not a minute later, Nina-sama and Baaya were attending to Rima, who had fallen asleep.
"It's a good thing we know how to take care of these things. Nagihiko and Nadeshiko are both allergic to peanuts, pistachios and pecans," Nina-sama listed.
"Mother! We're allergic to bananas and ragweed! You got us mixed up with Rhyhtm-niichan and Temari-neechan!" whined the twins.
"Gomen...Gomen...," she chuckled.
That's the story of what June Thirteenth turned out to be like. Oh, and Rima-chan? I wrote you a poem. See below.
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
hell Rima,
it sucks to be you!
Love, Colin Bailee
"...Well, that's a nice poem...," Tadase chuckled.
"Hey Poem-chan! Can you tell us a poem?" asked Kristen.
"Yes...," said Shiori. "I wrote this one for Fujisaki Raiden-kun."
"Rose are red,
violets are blue,
did you know,
that I like you?"
"You like Thunder-kun?" Kristen exclaimed. "Kawaii!"
"Okay, time to go to bed, girlies!" Nadeshiko clapped.
"But Nadeshiko-ojisan!" huffed Amaterasu.
"No buts! Kristen has leave early tomorrow. She and Tadase are going to drive to Nagoya so she can stay with my older brother," Nadeshiko nodded.
"Yay! I get to Thunder-kun and Snow-chan!" squealed Kristen.
"Good night, girls," said Tadase as he and Nadeshiko left the room.
"Night!" The girls chorused.
Jenni: Whoo-hoo! I finished yet another chapter! Yaaaaah! Please review!