Part 26: Over-Analytical Is Critical.

A/N: This fic was suggested by ronneygirl …thanks! :)

John, what are you watching? -SH

A Slasher-Movie, why? -JW

I can hear the screams all the way in my room. -SH

Really? well, the walls are thin. I'll turn it down, sorry if i woke you. -JW

Oh, no. You did not wake me in the slightest. I was thinking. -SH

Of course. I shouldda known. Is it still too loud? -JW

No...it's fine. What on earth was going on? -SH

Well, basically all these kids went to camp Crystal Lake and they all get killed by this Jason guy in a hockey mask (he has a deformed face) apart from this one girl played by Amanda Ringhetti cos she looks like hid mother. So he keeps her in some cellar, and now her brother Clay (played by Jared Padalecki) I'd out looking for her. -JW

Right. Sounds fairly stupid of them to go camping in a place that has such a vivid back history. Did they not do their research. Didn't they bother to defend themselves against this masked man? Surely he must be getting on a bit in years, so how would not be that hard to defeat. -SH

I dunno, it's just a slasher movie, your not meant to question it. -JW

Why not? -SH

Because your meant to enjoy watching it, enjoy the thrill of being scared. -JW

Then why not go and catch serial killers; much like us, for a living. You would get the same sort of thrill and they would most likely get scared. -SH

Because normal people don't actually like being scared for real...and if they did you would be out of a couple jobs, then you would be bored, and I'd have to deal with you. -JW

You could always entertain me. Normal people are boring, although you're normal and surprisingly not as boring. -SH

Erm, thanks? And how do you suppose I 'entertain you' I'm not some bloody jester! -JW

We could re-enact your movie? -SH

Haha, no thank you. I'd rather not be killed and chopped into pieces by a chainsaw. -JW

So a power tool is his weapon of choice? How inappropriate. Does he know the percentage of malfunctions are common in power tools such as chainsaws. He cannot simply go and buy another one with a hockey mask on, too suspicious, and he wouldn't lurk outside of hid habitat. Although his chainsaw must be old and therefore more prone to faults. Does he oil it on a regular basis? -SH

...no. It's not meant to make sense. I think. -JW

Well that is just plain stupid. The film makers are imbeciles. -SH

I guess they are, but I doubt you'd be any better. The actors would loose their patience and quit before you'd have even filmed a scene. -JW

I wouldn't pay they to act. It's just pure mentality. Anyone could do that. I'd rather employ the homeless and actually pay them. They'd be much more appreciative and take the job seriously. -SH

This Jared bloke is a good actor. -JW

Your only saying that because you are a fan of his filmography. -SH

That's true. But he's a bloody good actor. -JW

So, his dashingly good looks have nothing to do with it? -SH

No! Of course not! -JW

I might join you in watching this film, John. I can make a list of corrections and send them directly to the film company. -SH

I don't think they'd care, Sherlock. They couldn't do anything about it, the films out there, they've made their money, they're probably directing their next one. -JW

What must it be like in their tiny little minds. -SH

I dunno, are you coming or not? I've got it on pause. -JW

Hold on. Just getting a pen and paper. -SH

Thanks for reading! :D