I just noticed that I use the word "aforementioned" in every elimination chapter. :P

"Last time, on Total Drama Newbies, we had a good old game of Extreme Hide and Seek! In the end, it was Scarletta who took the Boat of Losers home! It's final six time, on Total Drama Newbies!"

"I still can't believe you found Noah's pants!" Waverly said to Maddie, who was sitting in her bunk, playing an electric guitar with the amp on a low volume.

"I can't either! I snuck into the production room and found where Noah lives! Hey, Noah, you better know that I'm coming to find you!" Maddie said to the camera.

"You are one crazy chick," Waverly said as she sat on her bunk, watching Maddie play.

"So… What's up?" Waverly asked the other girl.

"Well, this morning, I hung out with Greggory. He has the cutest accent ever!" Maddie said, not ceasing her guitar playing.

"No wonder you guys are so good together," Waverly said. Maddie smiled as the song she was playing came to an end.

"Thanks," Maddie said as she started another song.

"You're really good at guitar," Waverly said, leaning back.

"Cool, right?" Maddie asked.

"Campers, light a pepper under your butts and head to the mess hall for your challenge!" Isabella said.

"Hello, final six. You're gonna love this challenge to death! It's called Trial by Tri Armed Triathlon! Yes, this is a redo of season one final six challenge! The pairs are: Ash and Dalton, Maddie and Greggory, and Waverly and Thunder. It's the exact same challenges. We've prepared trays of food. One person eats, and the other spoon-feeds the food. Pick your eaters!" Isabella announced.

"You are the eater," Maddie said to Greggory.

"I'll be the eater," Thunder said.

"You do the eating," Ash said.

"Ready, steady, Serengeti, GO!" Isabella said.

In the end of that challenge, Dalton and Ash had won.

"Okay, who wants the wimp key? But if you do, you automatically forfeit the chance at invincibility this time! Nobody? Okay! The next challenge is different because we didn't have a Beth. Okay, we're gonna have a amped up trivia quiz of sorts! In front of you, you see 24 labeled cards; some of them have duplicates up to three. You are going to take these cards and place them in their teams. On these tables, you have season one. Next table, season two, next table, season three. Then you'll have a fourth table with all new cards. You are going to place those cards in their teams. Understand? GO!" Isabella announced. Maddie and Greggory had this down pat, Maddie racing to place each card. Isabella gave a thumbs up, and they moved to the next table: the TDA table. Dalton and Ash were having a few issues because they were fighting over which team Harold belonged to. Thunder and Waverly were having issues too because Thunder thought Katie and Sadie were gophers rather than bass, and Waverly was right.

"Time! Maddie and Greggory have got it! Anyone fancy a wimp key? Nobody?" Isabella said. She shrugged.

"Okay, the third challenge is…" Isabella pulled the sheet off of three tables, revealing wooden carvings of the eliminated contestants' heads. There was one of each, except there was an extra Scarletta head.

"You have to make a 'Totem Pole of Shame and Humiliation: TDN Edition!' The basics are: You're making a totem pole of the order of elimination. The head on the bottom should be first out, the one on top should be the one out last episode, and you know the rest. Ready? Go!" Isabella announced. She walked up to Thunder and Waverly. Thunder was carving something. Isabella chuckled at the carving. Thunder had carved 'T+K' inside a heart on the Kelvin head.

"Most chicks kiss guys they like. Chick carves his head! Miss Tough ain't so tough, huh?" Isabella said before a wooden Marion head smacked her upside the head, knocking her out.

"Who says you have to be tough 24/7?" Waverly asked, smiling. They started assembling the totem pole.

"Okay, we know one thing already. Scarletta is at each end of the pole. Now, who was after Scarletta?" Waverly asked.

"Kat, then Oscar," Thunder said. Waverly nodded as she put the heads in the right position.

Later…

"We have a WINNER! Thaverly and Wunder take it! Aaaaanyone can get voted off tanite!" Isabella said before fainting again, causing worried expressions to come onto Maddie's and Waverly's faces.

The Vote

Ash: Greggory

Dalton: Greggory

Greggory: Ash

Maddie: Ash

Thunder: Greggory

Waverly: Dalton

"Welcome to yet another elimination ceremony! You know the drill. Thunder, Waverly, Dalton, and Ash are safe," Isabella said, giving peanuts to the aforementioned campers. Maddie and Greggory hugged each other.

"The final bag goes to… Maddie," Isabella said, giving Maddie her peanuts. They bounced off of her head.

"What? Greggory?" Maddie asked.

"Look, love. You are a strong girl. I'm sure you can handle being here without me. You can do it," Greggory said. Maddie nodded as he left for the Boat of Losers. Maddie ran to the dock to wave goodbye.

"Bye! I'll win for you!" Maddie shouted.

"Will she? Or will she fumble? Find out who walks this lame dock next time, on Total Drama Newbies!"