Epilogue
17 years later
Heero, Trowa, Zechs, Aarin, Halo, and Sickle loomed over their children dressed for their senior prom.
They scowled at the girls dresses that were less conservative then they would have liked, and they nearly growled at the boys who fidgeted in their tuxes as if they were going to burst out of them at anytime.
Heero looked at his three sons as they teased their sister who flipped them off in a Duo like manner. He shook his head and scolded the boys.
Trowa's and Quatre's boys shied behind their sisters as Trowa ranted about how they were to behave.
Zechs preened his and Wu-fei's girls with as much care and devotion as a peacock.
Halo and Sickle fidgeted themselves as they restrained themselves from messing with the girls dresses.
Aarin preened his daughters hair adding a curl hear pinning a lock there. He touched up their make up as well.
All to soon the door opened to reveal the dates into the manor.
Duo, Quatre, Dorothy, Wu-fei, Allen and Falcon wandered in with a troop of twenty-three boys and girls dressed and ready for a night of fun.
As customary Heero pulled the male dates to their kids aside and into a dark corner of the room. He and the dads spoke in low threatening tones to them as the the ukes fussed with the other kids.
"Listen here," Heero said venomously. "Our little girls better return to this mansion the same way they left. Each one of their eggs are to be unfertilized and not a spot on any part of their body is allowed unless their have chicken pox. They better be undamaged, unhurt, and without a solitary tear in their eye."
"We are showing massive restraint as we let you take our daughters out. Any other time we would have said no, so don't screw this up, understand?" Zechs said.
The boys nodded furiously.
"Good," Trowa said. "We are happy that your taking our daughters to prom, really we are, but we just wanna be sure you understand the consequences. We have already run a back ground check on all of you. We know where each and every secret you hold near and dear. And trust us when we say, we will hunt you down for even a minor transgression against our baby girls."
"Definitely." Allen said with a cold once over look at the boys. "Our girls are the apples of our eyes. You disrespect them and we'll show you the wrath of a Persian times thirty."
Halo and Sickle smiled wickedly and spoke as one solid being. "We don't play around when it comes to our kids. We wont hesitate to kill you, and with our skills accidents happen in the most unlikely places. Be forewarned now, the gundam pilots never died, and we happen to be personal friends of them, be careful in the handling of our babies."
"Are you threatening them again?" Duo's daughter asked haughtily in a very Duo like manner. She placed his hands on her hips with a scowl at her fathers as they sheepishly blushed. "Your big bad wolf pack routine is why we can never have a solid relationship with anyone around here." She stalked over and entwined her hand with a young boy with sun-bleached brown hair. She dragged him away from the dads. "You know dad, his mother used to be a very good friend of yours, and unless you want me to rat you out I suggest you chill out."
Heero gave a playful smile that quickly dropped off the face of the planet along with all color. He looked into the frightened blue eyes of the boy to see the tale-tale trace of a certain women.
The others mumbled indignantly at the fact that she was still alive when surely her stupidity should have killed her years ago.
After another hour of pictures the couples were loaded four to a limo with three in the last car. The parents waved fare well to they twenty-three kids as they left for their prom.
The respective couples leaned against one another as they sighed in delight.
"Parenthood, what a rush." Duo said. "Ya know what I want to do after all this excitement?"
"What?" the others asked.
"Come inside and I'll tell you."
The kids returned from a long night of dancing to find their parents in the living room draped over ever piece of furniture they could find, and some were even on the floor.
Popcorn, soda cans, pizza, and monopoly pieces littered the floor as they lay sleeping.
"Jeez, they act like teenagers." Wu-fei's daughter sneered at the mess. "I swear, they can never pick up after themselves."
All eyes turned to Quatre's lone son. "Do I look like Cinderella? Let them pick up their own mess for once."
Sickles daughter scoffed in disgust and snapped her fingers. The room cleaned up but the parents still lay dead to the world. Heero's eldest boy winked blankets to cover their parents.
"Well," Zechs daughter said annoyed. "I'm going to bed." She vanished as did the others leaving the quads in the room.
They sighed ascended the steps into their own rooms.
Sleeper and Silence laughed into the night as they shut down lights and t.v. They made them a little comfier and strolled through the house laying the web of sleep over the mansion inhabitants before they too fell into a blessed sleep.
The End