Everyone was back at the hideout and IIC was out of prison. Turns out that for the last part, Princess had somehow managed to make everyone high on cocaine, so they didn't know what they were doing. Everyone ripped the contract up into a million billion shreds, stomped on it and set it on fire. Princess got really upset, but soon forgot about it.

It was a glorious day in the French-English-Combo Of doom hideout, Hidan was swearing, Vomvom was punching and Dan was awesoming. Butterscotch was wandering around the hideout, looking at what everyone was doing. He saw Kandy Kid trying to face the biggest chocolate bar he had ever seen in his life. He saw Hidan playing soccer with IIC's head. He saw DoubleEi talking to Zetsu and doing a motion awfully similar to the one he did when he yelled 'HALOOOOOOOOOOO'. He saw Superkella yelling at Dan that awesoming is not a word. He saw Vomvom punching a wall. He saw Princess running away from something. Then he saw Kisame running after Princess yelling 'get back here, you ass hole!'. Butterscotch shrugged and decided to watch them. It didn't take long for Kisame to catch Princess and beat the living daylights out of him. Butterscotch sighed heavily and dramatically to himself. There was nothing to do. He looked for something interesting to do. He decided to watch Kandy Kid tackle the massive bar of chocolate.

Butterscotch sat down opposite Kandy Kid and watched him begin to devour the massive bar. It only took him 1 minute and 30 seconds before the entire bar had been eaten. Kandy Kid let out a large burp.

"Kandy!" DoubleEi said angrily "Manners!"

Kandy Kid sniggered.

"Pardon." He said.

Kandy Kid licked the chocolate off of his face. He burped once again.

"That was awesome!" Butterscotch cried.

It was only then that Kandy Kid actually acknowledged his existence. H looked over to him blankly.

"Oh, thanks." He said.

"How do you do that!" Butterscotch asked enthusiastically.

Kandy Kid thought long and hard about this.

"…Hmmm…Well, first, I open my mouth. Then, I- " He began.

"No, I didn't mean like that, I mean, How do you eat so much without feeling sick." Butterscotch asked.

Kandy Kid thought again.

"Hey, IIC, how do I eat so much without feeling sick!" He yelled.

IIC had her head sewed back on and she was grinding Hidan's face against a stone wall. She paused to answer her brother.

"You fucking dumbass! I've told you a thousand times! You were born with an abnormally large stomach!" She yelled.

Kandy Kid turned back to Butterscotch.

"I was born with an abnormably big tummy." He said in an idiotic voice.

Butterscotch thought. His eyes lit up.
"That is so cool!" He said.

Kandy Kid nodded.

"Can you train me!" Butterscotch asked.

Kandy Kid shook his head.

"I not smart enough to train no one." He said.

Butterscotch looked crestfallen. He sat there for ages, feeling sad. Suddenly, his head snapped up and he was beaming.

"Ok, then! If you won't train me, I'll just try and be just like you!" Butterscotch cried happily.

Kandy Kid scratched his head.

"You'll what?" He asked.

"He's gonna copy you." Superkella pitched in.

"ooohh…" Kandy Kid said "You can if you want."

Butterscotch squealed happily and ran to his room. When he came back, he was wearing clothes identical to Kandy Kid's. He smiled and sat directly opposite Kandy Kid and mirrored him. Kandy Kid ignored him and walked over to the T.V. He switched onto spongebob and began to watch. Butterscotch imitated him perfectly.

"Ha ha! Patrick is so dumb!" Kandy Kid yelled.

"No hypocrisy there…" Princess said sarcastically.

"What's hippogriffy?" Kandy Kid asked.

"What's hippogriffy?" Butterscotch asked.

Princess stared at them both and expressed all of his emotions in a simple face palm. He got up and left them both to be weirdoes.

Dan walked through the room and paused to look and Kandy Kid and Butterscotch.

"Hey, IIC, what happened to your brother?" Dan asked.

IIC waled in and stared at them both blankly. Then, her eyes widened.

"Oh, brilliant. Just what we need! Two absolute dumbasses!" She cried sarcastically.

IIC thundered out of the room. Dan shrugged at them and walked out.

Butterscotch stared at Kandy Kid with a look of delight on his face.

"I'm gonna be juuuusst liiiikke yooooouuu…" He said while his eyes turned into stars.

Kandy Kid screamed in horror and ran away. That was too creepy for him. Kandy Kid hated Butterscotch copying him. He tried to find someone to help him. Someone wise and smart who would give him a logical answer.

"Superkella! Superkellaaaa!" He cried as he ran through the hideout.

Superkella stopped sharpening her sword and glanced up at him.

"Yo." She said casually.

"Superkella! You're smart, right?" Kandy Kid asked desperately.

Superkella put her thumb in her mouth like L does and thought. She stopped after a while and smiled at Kandy Kid.

"Why yes. Yes I am." She said.

"Ok, good. What do you do if someones copying you and won't stop?" Kandy Kid asked.

Superkella went all L style again. She stopped after a minute or two and looked at Kandy Kid again.

"Is he really annoying you?"

"Yesss."

"Well, you could always… I dunno… Ask him to stop."

Kandy Kid hadn't even thought of that.

"Thanks, Superkella!" He cried as he ran off to find Butterscotch.

It didn't take Kandy Kid long to find Butterscotch. Kandy Kid marched right up to him and looked him dead in the eye.

"Stop copying me, Butterscotch." He said.

"…No." Butterscotch replied.

Kandy Kid didn't know what to do. So he panicked and ran. He went back to the oh-so-wise-and-smart-Superkella.

"He said 'No'!" Kandy Kid cried.

"Oh well I've got an easy solution for that one. Deal with it." She replied coldly.

Kandy Kid slowly walked away, and then he thought (!).

"I guess being idolised isn't that bad." He said to himself.

Kandy Kid smiled and strutted around the hideout. Butterscotch stood behind him and did the exact same thing.

A/N: NOT WRITTEN BY DAN!