Disclaimer: I do not own anyone or One Piece except for Kira H. Soji and Luna.

Meets Hypnotist and Health Issues

~*~ Kira's POV ~*~

I am sitting in front of the fence post leaning on the post looking up at the sky thinking about the cloud shapes. Luna is laying her head in my lap, Zolo sitting next to me, and Nami sitting on the fence itself with the two of three veggies right. Nami asks where Luffy is, and Zolo response is he is with Usopp.

"I know you veggies know where those two are, but it is best we do not interrupt them… I am going to walk a bit. Luna, you will stay with these four." I say as I stand up stretching up and start to walk until Onion ran pass me where the others were not less than three feet. He basically went on about a weird guy who is walking backwards which reminds me of Michael Jackson. A man with really dirty blond hair walks towards us even though he is walking backwards and wearing heart shape sunglasses.

"Don't saying you are not fucking strange. You are walking backwards, wearing fugly heart shape sunglass, and you are positively fugly with a capital 'F'." I say as I pointed out why he is strange before he can open his mouth earning a glare. He is insulting me about having fox ears and tail as well as my outfit which I just shrug.

"That is very sad, Mr. Fugly. Yes, that is your new name, Fugly. You may be a hypnotist, but a trend setter you aren't. I honestly think you are gay, and that you are more interested in Zolo than me." I say laughing at Zolo's face of rage which matches Jangos, and I just laugh at them. Jango soon got distracted by the three veggies and begin to hypnotize them making all four of them fall asleep after he says 'Jango'. Everyone who is awake did a face palm because the hypnotist fell for his own spell. I walk over to the sleeping figures and tap my foot three times before shouting, "QUICKLY! TIMMY IS STUCK IN THE WELL AGAIN!" Well it woke all four making them jump up looking around to find the 'well'.

"Sorry, guys, but I use it to wake you up… Aren't you late for something, Mr. Fugly?" I ask after he mumbles something about me being a bitch which I caught every word of it. I see him panic a bit, and he runs away towards the direction causing me to sigh. The three veggies went to the fence and sits there saying they will wait for their captain. Zolo looks at me with a raise eyebrow which means he is wondering why I am still here before Luna walks up and sits next to me.

"Veggies, let's play a game." Luna says in wolf form making gasp in surprise yelling out demon dog which she ignores. She puts on her adorable face before saying, "Why would I ever hurt you, three? You have done nothing to earn my wrath. Anyway, who wants to play tag!" Luna says and the four begins to play tag elsewhere leaving me, Zolo, and Nami alone. I just sit back down in another spot that was once the veggies.

"Are you going to go after them?" Nami asks causing me to shake my head knowing that Luna can protect the three from anything. I look up at the sky and felt myself feeling strange again like something is blocking my senses to my body. I cannot tell if I need to go to the bathroom or if I need to eat. I am a bit worry about it and look straight ahead thinking about this.

"Are you okay, Kira? Luna told us that you did not eat nor have eaten after sleeping a bit. She is very concern about your health." Zolo says with some concern while Nami just stare at me for a bit causing me to side glance at them. I honestly want to tell them I am fine, but I knew better because they were right. I mean I am too worrying myself, and I have no idea why I do not feel anything right now.

"I wish I could tell you, but I don't know… Maybe it is this island? Maybe something on this island is making me feel like this…" I think out loud making the others start to think wanting to help out in figuring what is wrong with me. Zolo seems to agree with me while Nami remains skeptical at this, but she begins to believe it more and more as I explain. I never felt like this before not even in the very beginning too.

"Hmm, maybe we should do research on this to figure out what is the exact cause. I think that if we can find the cause then we can prevent this from affecting you." Nami suggest making me look at her for a moment and think about it. I nod and soon Luna appear looking at us three as if knowing what has been decided.

"I'll look this up. It is my duty is to make sure Kira is safe both physically and mentally." Luna says making me raise my eyebrow on the mentally part since I am sure that I am screwed up in the head. I believe it is because I had one too many concussions when I was very little. She soon disappears once again as the three veggies return asking us where Luna has gone off too.

"She went to find out what is causing me to feel numb physically. I mean I think if I was cut right now that I would not be able to feel it… This frightens me and yet makes me feel excited for some strange way… Stop looking at me like that! I TOLD YOU THAT SPENDING TEN YEARS WITH LUNA FUCKS UP YOUR MIND!" I yell at them making them just scoot away a bit though Zolo seems a little pink on the cheeks. He must be thinking on the same terms that most people would think back in my world.

~*~ OC CORNER~*~

Too_Deep: *waves* Hello everyone and welcome back..! Hey, Kira, did you summon the person you seek?

Kira: No.*sighs* I mean I kept getting intercepted by the bold midge off of the abridge series. The one with the six dots on the forehead and an owned count.*sighs again*

Too_Deep: It's okay. *pats on the back* You tried, and now we need to figure out where Luna is.

Kira: Oh, she is with Ichigo off of Bleach.*shrugs* Luna wanted to see if Ichigo could introduce her with Urahara.

Too_Deep: … She is truly brilliant. Luna knows that I need extra powers, and Urahara can help us in the extermination of those obsessive fans of Twillight and any other series… Well, I mean the ones who are jackasses not the ones who are at conventions. Those are nice fans who know when to shut up about the anime so they do not ruin the ending and such. They also do not force or try to force you to watch it. *nods head* They will live, but the annoying jackasses will die.

Kira: Alright, so we have a plan… I just hope Luna can pull it off this time.

Too_Deep: Don't worry; those two are like two peas in a pod. She will not fail… Oh, and bye peoples. *waves*