Deep in the heart of Glacier Palace. . .Munna rests. . .
To Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity.
With love from-
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
Carpenter Gurdurr!
VS!
Munna!
BEGIN!
Gurdurr:
Goodnight Moon! I'm about to shove my namesake down your spot!
And leave an ugly, flowery, bubblegum colored splotch!
I construct facilities out of the trees, you just destroy!
I'll burry you in Rich Soil, and we'll all jump for joy.
You remind me of Dunsparce's crush on Virizion, cause you disgust me.
Keep your space germs from the Bittercold away from me, don't even touch me
The Timburr Brothers have it all in hand, I'm the master at preparing land
Even Scraggy knows what a pimp I am, I got my own business, understand?!
My raps'll haunt you, make you think you're going insane,
You're about to get whooped by three emcee's of the ethereal plane!
So when the clock strikes, prepare to turn you back on your icy star
Cause I'm out! I got work to do. Please pardon my scar.
Munna:
How dare you disturb me when I'm resting in my lair!
You're a mediocre builder worse than Bob, I'm not scared
You can stack your Precious Branches all you want, I don't care
This whole world will be destroyed cause it's cruel and isn't fair!
Grovyle:
Don't panic, Moon! But you're about to crash!
Cause I'm the Ghost of Mystery Dungeon's Past!
I'll Absorb everyone one of your out of whack raps.
I'll Leaf Blade all your Skills, beat your gang in a snap!
You had a bad day or two, now you're pissed at the world
When Dialga went nuts, I crushed him, girl!
Will you obey a jumble of floating ice shards?
What you are doing is wrong. Please look in your heart.
Munna:
That's nonsense, your raps don't unnerve me, they're atrocious
You say you beat Dialga, you must have a psychosis!
The Bittercold's the Great Crystal, not a jumble, I'm offended.
So your pictures from the past are not very effective!
Hydreigon:
Your voice is about to be silenced, now!
The Voice of Life is here, now!
Life, will be what will soon be triumphant!
This human knows something that you can't.
There's still hope in this world so don't give up, please!
His hope is something you can't freeze.
You still got your friends that you care for,
So you still have something to live for.
So if you would just use your smart head,
You'll see that you condemned all your friends to their deaths!
Munna:
NO! I'm having second thoughts on this whole world destroying plot- Wait!
Actually, harkening back to the carpenter's lecture
I still am expecting a final specter!
Bittercold:
BOO!
Munna:
AHHH!
Bittercold:
YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
THE WIND OF DESPAIR WILL MAKE YOU ALL CRY!
FILLED WITH MISTRUST AS YOU YIELD TO YOUR DEATHS,
WITH THE SCENT OF SURRENDER IN YOUR DYING BREATHS.
FOOL, YOU PLAYED RIGHT INTO MY MASTER PLAN,
YOU BEAT ALL THOSE HEROES FROM THE WORLD OF MAN!
THE REWARD YOU WILL GAIN FOR YOUR ROLE IN MY GAME,
IS AN ENTIRE PLANET NOW ONE ICY GRAVE!
Munna:
But is this doomed future a fate that must be?
Can't we change this? Tell me!
Can't this world's future be changed by everyone?
Isn't that true? Oh Kyurem, tell me!
I promise to mend my ways,
I'll go straight to Paradise ASAP!
The human! He restored the Rainbows of Hope!
God bless us every-
WHO WON?!
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . . . . . . . . .
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PIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!