Yet another Intermission from the Author
Hey, everyone! I thought that it was a good time for another break. From now on, I'll try to make every thirteenth chapter a break from the story. This way I'll be able to answer your questions (Or in the case that there are NONE, I'll just waste a few pages making fun of the characters or review my other In-Progress fanfics.)
Inuyasha-I think Sasuke was right. You are lazy.
Author-Kagome would you be a dear and put this little puppy in his place?
Kagome-I'd be more than happy too. Inuyasha…
Inuyasha-No, wait! Anything but THAT!
Kagome and Author in unison—SIT BOY!
Inuyasha promptly falls flat on his face. Author falls on the floor laughing.
Author—thanks Kagome. Are you going to be a good little puppy, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha gulps and answers meekly:
Inuyasha—yes ma'am
Author—good little doggy. Never underestimate an Otaku, fool. Fwahahahaha!
Shippo and the others gulp. They start to back away from Author.
Author—well since I haven't had any more questions regarding the Naruto fanfic, I think I'll talk about the other ones I'm also working on.
Kyo—is it our turn yet? I'm getting tired of waiting.
Author decides to make Kyo's worst nightmare come true. She hugs him then squeezes him to death.
Kyo—get off me! What do you think you're doing you crazy girl?!
Author—haven't you even been wondering why I had two fanfics with you as one of the main characters instead of the other Sohmas?
Kyo—no, it never occurred to me.
Author—you are looking at a CAT person, little Kitty. Prepare for the wettest FLEA-BATH you'll ever had! Fwahahahaha!
Kyo is clawing like crazy to escape his impending doom. Too bad the author is used to this from her own cats. Hehehe. Poor little Kyo kitty. Poor, Poor little Kyo kitty.
AN HOUR LATER…
Author—now where was I? Ah, yes, my other fanfics. Well currently I have two complete ones and three other ones in progress including this one. The others are: The Cursed Soul Reaper, where I turn Kyo Sohma into Ichigo's twin brother. (The look way too much alike to not be related, you know?) The newest one I'm working on is a semi-crossover. The one thing I love about the new one is that the DISCLAIMER doesn't have to be added until I get to the parts n the Anime! The current chapters are based on Norse mythology. The characters I mention before she gets transported all belong to ME. I may have based them off of several animes, but it was a small price to pay for not having to add the disclaimer.
Gaara—are you going to include more chapters about me and Sasuke from now on?
Author—yup. Other than Kiten being carried by his Kitsune kin to a safe hiding spot, the rest of the Forest of Death sequel follows the anime. So I'll just skip that and go straight to the final exam.
Kiri-chan—why hasn't the fanfic featuring me gotten more chapters? You gave the other ones a lot of chapters when you first made them!
Author—simple. I literally have to type as I go along. I won't be able to create a lot of chapters until I reach the ANIME. Like I said, the characters in your fanfic are all directly from the NORSE myths so I don't have much to go on. Gomen nasai, Kiri-chan.
If you have any ideas on what I should put in the fanfic, feel free to e-mail them to me! I'm always looking for new ideas for any of my fanfics! Have a pleasant Friday the 13th! I know I will enjoy one of my few favorite days of the year! Now back to the Story!