PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir

FROM: Col. John Sheppard

RE: Dr. McKay's performance

I'd say he's back to normal, which means he was obnoxious and a drama queen, but came through when we needed him. He was a little quiet at first, but then he bullied a little kid and obviously felt better after that.

I can't say I'm feeling fabulous. My arm really hurts where the Wraith kid bit it, and I'm pretty tired. But I'll live.

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Col. John Sheppard

FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir

RE: Dr. McKay's performance

Understood, John. Get yourself checked out in the infirmary if things get any worse. And be sure to check on Carson if you do go. I heard he's locked himself in his lab and refuses to talk to anyone.

Oh, and I'll take your assessment of Rodney's performance under advisement. Bullying kids?

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Dr. Radek Zelenka

FROM: Dr. Rodney McKay

RE: Still mad?

Oh, come on Radek! I covered for you when you decided to play mad bomber with Kavanaugh's toilet.

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Ronon Dex

FROM: Teyla Emmagan

RE: Table manners

Everyone smirked at you because even normal Wraith have better table manners than you do. Get over yourself.