Chapter 26: Okamas and Spikes

POV: Gin

The weird face changing crossdresser was chasing me and Sonya and was surprisingly catching up so we decided to stop in the middle of the city. We got off our ducks and threw our hoods off. "Your not the princess!" Mr. 2 said.

"Nope, now I guess all we have to do is kick your ass then regroup with the others." I said.

"Ha, you think you guys are so clever with your little plans. Either way she's going to die. And about kicking my ass, well I may be outnumbered but you two are no match for my Okama Kenpo!" he said before lunging at us feet first. I dodged to the right and Sonya to the left. Sonya got into her fighting stance and I pulled out my tonfas and start spinning them.

"Alright let's dance freak." Sonya said lunging at the man but he dodged and I swung one of my tonfas to his head but he backflipped over and sent a kick to my back sending me into a building. Sonya went after him and they deliver kicks to each other blocking each hit with their own but soon he got the upper hand was about to strike Sonya. I got up and as fast as I could ran and smashed my tonfa into his leg making him wince in pain before backing up giving us some space.

"damn he's stronger than he looks." I said taking my jacket off.

"Yeah, no kidding. Those kicks were almost if not equal to my kicks." Sonya replied loosening her tie. "I guess there's no reason not too go all out!" we got ready for the worst but when he turned around we were confused.

" Now witness the ugliest face that will kill you from laughter. copy Copy montage!" When he turned around the only change was his nose. I started cracking up since he's basically calling himself ugly but Sonya didn't seem to care. She was angry, if you look closely you'd be able to see a tick mark on her forehead. She then kicked him in the face sending him into the closest building.

"This isnt a game shithead! We don't have time for your little performances."

"Performance? I'll show you a performance!" he changed into my face and I stopped laughing and started glaring at the man."You wouldn't hurt the face of your fr-" he didn't get to finish since Sonya kicked him in the face again. "How heartless are you to hit a friend in the face."

"Idiot it's still you on the outside. I'm not a woman who gets fooled by such images. A person is their soul!" I thought that sounded really cheesy but it seemed to strike Mr. 2 deep as he looked in shock at the words then started to get all depressed.

"I can't believe I've been defeated in such a way. Not even changing into her captain." When he changed into Freddy's face Sonya had hearts in her eyes and was being very fan girl like. Mr. 2 caught onto this and took advantage of the situation. As Sonya went in for another kick Mr. 2 quickly changed into Freddy stopping her in her tracks just for him to kick her. Before he could deliver another blow I smashed my tonfa into his face sending him back.

"I for one don't care what you look like, I'll still kick your ass." I said helping Sonya back on her feet.

"How heartless, you truly are a demon. Fine, no mercy now watch as my years of torturous training as a ballet come to fruition!" he then put the swans on his shoulders on his feet. "The one on the left is female the one on the right is male."

"We don't care!" Me and Sonya said. He jumped and I blocked his kick but the swan extended and pierced into my shoulder. When I backed up I held the bleeding hole and was forced to block another hit just for the same thing to happen again. He followed up with a kick to side and sent me quite always. "Thanks Gin, from that fight I've figured out his weakness."

"There are no weaknesses in my ballet kenpo!" As he lunged Sonya jumped into the air and Mr. 2 couldn't recover in time and she smashed him in the chest with her foot. When he recovered the two exchanged kicks here and there both equal none giving way so they both backed away a few yards from each other. They then ran and kicked midair, to the non-trained eye it would seem they both missed but I knew who won. As they both landed Mr. 2 suddenly went flying into a building.

"I surrender" He said unable to move. "Just finish me off and be done with it." But instead Sonya surprised him by stretching out her hand to him.

"Hey now, it was a good fight. There's no reason to go to far." She said. He accepted the offer and grabbed her hand and started crying. Sonya lifted up her leg and smashed it down onto his head regardless. I guess she did finish him off. She came over and tried to help me up.

"No thank you, I saw what you did to him." I said.

"Heh, well lets try to catch up with he others then."

POV: Kaya

Me and Nami have split up from Zora since she was preoccupied with Mr. 1 and Miss Doublefinger decided to follow us. We took cover behind a building waiting to see if we had lost her. "Kaya what are we gonna do if she finds us? These guys are too powerful for us." Nami said. At some level she was right we were out classed, this is a job for Sonya or Lunna.

"Don't worry Nami I'm sure we'll be fine, hey you have your staff and I got the training that Sonya and Freddy have been helping me with. Together I know we can do it." I said encouraging Nami. If push comes to shove I always have my spare pistol, though against an experienced devil fruit user I don't think it'll matter much.

"You're right, besides it looks like we lost her." After saying this a spike pierced through Nami's shoulder that came from the wall behind us. After backing away from the wall me and Nami witnessed the wall being poked many times before it fell and revealed Miss Doublefinger.

"Ah there you two are, I've been looking all over for you two. Now if you don't mind I have a job to do." She said. Nami pulled out her staff and I got in my fighting stance. "Oh, you two plan on fighting me?"

"You're damn right we are!" Nami replied.

"Foolish little girls, you stand no chance. Why don't you make this easier for everyone and just accept your fate." Despite her words we were still determined to fight. "Fine then, watch as I make mince meat out of you with my Spike Spike Fruit." Her fingers grew long and she ran at us slashing to the left and I barely dodged but she still managed to nick my cheek. It was then that I realized the situation we were truly in.

"Alright Nami you know what to do" I said.

"Right!" We looked at each other then at Miss Doublefinger and ran the opposite way.

"Hey! Get back here!" She followed in pursuit.

"So what's the plan" Nami asked.

"I thought you had the plan!"

"What! Why would I have a plan!" She said flailing her hands in the air. I looked back and saw Miss Doublefinger right on our tail.

"Oh come on you always have a pla... Watch out!" I tackled Nami, a spike inches just above her head. We went over a small wall and took cover.

"Thanks" She said.

"Don't mention it, now what do we do?"

"I don't know, I'm not meant to be fighting, I'm just a thief!" I slapped Nami and she looked at me flabbergasted.

"Nami, we've gone this far into the Grandline. If we can't defeat her there's no way we'll be able to survive the rest! Besides no matter what pain we endure in this fight we must win for Vivi. She has suffered way more pain, we owe her that much."

"You're right, Alright I got a plan." She whispered her plan and we peaked our head over the wall to see nothing.

"Are you two done?" We looked up and on the bridge high up she was standing upside down. She fell and tried to smash us but we dodged. "I think this little game of cat and mouse has gone on for too long. Spike Spike Hedgehog!" She curled up into a ball and became all spiky and charged at us. She crashed into a building and came right back at us.

"Get ready Kaya this is the perfect moment!" We stopped running and as she got closer we threw our cloaks at her and she got all tangled and crashed into the building. She tried to untangle herself but ended up tangling herself even more. "Alright now!" Nami kept on whacking the woman with her staff while I delivered strong kicks. This went on for another couple second before Miss Doublefinger shredded the cloaks into tiny pieces.

"Enough! You two are so infuriating. I'm going to enjoy ripping you two in to pieces. Now if you thought you were strong get a load of this! Spike Spike Doping!" Her arms became huge and muscular. "Now your going to wish I had killed you earlier! Spike Spike Flail!" Her muscular arms grew spikes and she swung her arms at us repeatedly forcing us to dodge for our lives.

"Alright that plan failed Kaya lets go." Nami said trying to drag me with her but I didn't budge an inch. "Hey what's wrong we can't stay here."

"It's all or nothing now Nami. With or without you I'm going to fight her head to head." I said before shirking off Nami's hand leaving her surprised but she still ran away.

"So, it's just me and you now. I'll make this quick then I'll go after your cowardly friend."

"Well come at me then!" I said instigating her and she charged at me once again. She sung her arms and I noticed something, those arms are weighing her down. She's not as fast as she used to be. When she swung her arm again aiming for my head I ducked and delivered a strong blow to her chin pushing her back.

"Damn, I got to admit that actually hurt, a lot. You got more guts than I give you credit for but no more lucky shots for you!" Another flurry of attacks came and I did the same. Dodge attack, dodge attack, dodge attack. I was doing pretty good, I was actually making progress. I dodge another hit attacked again but this time her jaw turned into a spike and tried to pierce my head so I tilted to the left and delivered a punch the the left side of her face then backed up a few meters.

"Ooooh! You are really grinding my gears! Alright more more playing around get ready! Sea Urchin Stinger!" Her hair turned into spikes and she charged at me head first. I wouldn't be able to dodge this one so I grabbed a box and held it in front of me as a shield but it did little and she broke the box and multiple spikes pierced my body. She then hit me with her flail hand and I was down for the count. "Heh, those punches really hurt you know now how about I repay you for the pain." She reeled her hand back and I tried moving my hand to my pistol but I was too slow. Thankfully god sent a cinder blocks to smash on the back of Miss Doublefinger's head, wait that wasn't God it was Nami. She was on top of the bridge and she's throwing cinder blocks down. The second was pierced by Miss. Doublefingers sharp hair and her head whipped around so fast. "You bitch! When I get up there you're dead!" As she was distracted I pulled out my pistol and shoved it into her chest and kept pulling the trigger. Eventually I heard clicking repeatedly. Her body fell next to me blood pooling around her.

"Did you get her?" Nami yelled from the bridge.

"I think so, I'm pretty hurt so I'm just going to lay here for awhile. Wake me up when the kingdom is saved."

Author's Note:

Hey guys it's me, it's been a while but guess what summer starts now! Expect more chapters faster, at least I hope. But yeah chapters should be flowing out pretty fast since I have no life and I'll be home all day either playing video games, watching youtube or writing Fanfics. Anyways I'm gonna skip Zora V.S Mr. 1 since it'll be the same thing except as a girl. Also once the Alabasta Arc has ended i'll be releasing a new fic i've been working on so watch out for that. Anyways, love you guys and follow/favorite if you haven't already and don't forget to leave a review to let me know what you think. And also biiiiiig thanks to these guys.

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