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A party, loads of booze, a perverted sage in attendance, and a wild and sneaky kid. What could go wrong?
Tsunade had just been crowned, and of course that called for a party. Now, considering how fond of Naruto she was, there was no way she wouldn't invite him to the party to have some fun, and it was only fair to let him invite some of his friends. They had been placed in a separate room, to have some innocent fun, but … Well …
"Hehe, told you it would work." Said Kiba, grinning widely.
"Troublesome." Muttered Shikamaru, wondering how he got roped into this.
The feral genin opened the door and let the lazy one push a rolling tray in, a tray with bottles on it. "Alright, ladies and gentlemen, the booze has arrived!" He exclaimed, proud of himself. The reactions of the genin in attendance were … varied.
Naruto looked excited as ever, Sasuke grunted and looked away, Sakura and Ino grumbled together about mutts and their gross behaviour, Shikamaru sighed from behind the tray, Choji munched heartily on his chips, Shino … remained his ever charismatic self, only rising an eyebrow, Hinata looked like she wanted to protest but didn't dare to, Neji was impassive but suffered from heavy twitching of his right eyebrow, Lee was bellowing about the youthfulness of the drink, and Tenten was looking through her pack for bandages and earplugs. She found both.
Quickly, drinks were served, and peer pressure pushed the most reasonable to drink. Even Lee's enhanced aggressivity was abated by the joyous ambiance, and soon everyone was quite buzzed. That's when Ino had the idea to play truth or dare, if you refused to tell the truth or do the dare you'd have to drink a cup of sake, two if you wanted to spin the bottle. Of course, Sasuke took the first turn. And the bottle landed on Hinata. In his drunken mind, it was the ideal moment to get back at the Hyuga for being in the way of his clan.
"Truth or dare?" He asked drunkenly.
"Dare." Answered Hinata without thinking.
"Hyuga, I want you to suck my co…" Hinata was already downing her second cup, making Sasuke grumble. However, a single drop had escaped the lips of the Hyuga maiden and was slowly making its way down her neck, mesmerizing one Naruto, who just happened to be sitting next to her. On impulse, he licked it off her neck, and soon found Hinata's hands keeping his head where it was as she gasped in pleasure.
"Ztop makin out dammit." Slurred Kiba. "And zpin the damn bottle!"
Hinata, still keeping Naruto's head in place, reached blindly for the bottle, and spun it, and since Lady Luck was part of the Naruto fan club it ended … On said blonde, making Hinata purr in anticipation as she pulled the blonde from her neck, sadly stopping him from kissing her neck. She looked at him with a flushed face, gazing lovingly (and drunkenly) at his confused face.
"Naruto-kun …" She said in an unconsciously sensual way. "Truth or Dare …"
The blond grinned widely, that if he chose dare maybe he could go back to kissing her neck. "Dare!" He exclaimed happily.
"Okay. Come with me, I'll tell you in the room." She said happily, pulling him up and into one of the bedrooms. Neji faintly wondered if he shouldn't be opposing that, but he was too drunk to care. Ino seized the bottle and spun it, the drinking implement pointing to Tenten once it stopped spinning.
"Truth or dare?" Asked the hyped and plastered gossip queen.
"Dare, do your worst." Answered the grinning weapon expert.
"I dare you to French kiss Neji with a kunai in your mouth!"
"Deal!"
Before Neji could protest, Tenten pulled a kunai from nowhere, placed it between her teeth, straddled his lap, and kissed him full on the lips. After a few moments of making out, with Neji actually liking it and answering, she pulled back and grinned cockily, the kunai now between Neji's lips. She sat back at her place and spun the bottle. It landed on Choji.
"Truth or Dare?"
"Truth." Answered the joyous teen.
"Why do you put your underwear on your head?" Asked Tenten, honestly curious and completely uninhibited thanks to the power of ... no, not Youth ... sake.
"My … ?" Choji removed his headband, looked at it for a moment, then widened his eyes comically before pointing at Shikamaru.
"WHY DID YOU NEVER TELL ME?"
His answer was a snore from the sleeping genin. Pouting, he spun the bottle, making it land on Neji.
"Truth or Dare."
"Trth." Answered the Hyuga around the kunai.
"Did you like what Tenten did?"
The Hyuga genius gave a lopsided grin, his teeth still biting into the kunai, and nodded enthusiastically. A moment later, Tenten was back in his lap, this time her back against his chest. Neji's smile got bigger. He grabbed the bottle and spun it, making it land on Sasuke.
"Trth o' Dur?"
"Dare." Answered the Uchiha with a smirk.
Neji looked conflicted for a moment, but the Tenten grabbed him and kissed him, taking the kunai in her mouth to let him speak freely.
"Thanks Ten-chan." Said Neji in a clearly alcohol induced happiness. "I dare you to pick between Ino and Sakura." Then he kissed Tenten and retook the kunai between his lips.
Both girls perked up, but Sasuke felt like pissing the Hyuga off.
"Hinata." He said with a smirk. "I can't wait to have her squealing like a slu …" The door of the room where Naruto and Hinata had disappeared banged open, revealing the two in a heavy make out session. Naruto spun them both in an effort to regain his balance (which he did, no small feat when plastered as hell), and unknowingly swung Hinata's feet into a bottle that sat on a nearby low table, sending the thing flying through the air and into Sasuke's head, knocking him unconscious. Tenten reached for the surprisingly intact bottle and read the kanji on it.
"Karma Sake … Hey, free drink!" She uncorked the bottle with her teeth, took a long swig, and kissed Neji, sharing the sake with him. No even a drop was spilled.
Before anyone could take the bottle, a sleek shadow wrapped around it, and spun it, quickly followed by a lazy "Truth or Dare."
"Truth." Answered Shino, in a surprisingly relaxed voice. Now that people looked (at least people that weren't busy with each other's lips), they could see the he had his coat open, revealing a toned chest underneath a black skin-tight shirt, and that he was relaxing, his back pressed against a couch.
"Have you found a less troublesome woman?" Asked Shikamaru still somewhat sleepily.
Shino looked through a window and sighed.
"Yes. Yes I did. My beloved princess … How I miss her. My precious firefly, living among waterfalls, her hair the softest green, her eyes of burning ambers, her soft and delicate skin, the sweet taste of her lips … My Fu-chan …" He monologued lowly, yet was still heard by anyone. With a sigh, he waved his hand, not taking his eyes off the setting sun, and a small group of insects left his coat to turn the bottle. It landed on Lee.
"Yeay! Finally!" Slurred the plastered teen. "Daaaaaaaaaaaare!"
"I dare you to run around the village without your spandex until morning." Said Shino in his still melancholic voice.
Lee jumped to his feet, and subsequently staggered, before gripping his spandex and ripping it in two, flashing everyone his muscles, and showing that his boxers were a size larger than they should be for someone his age, and yet weren't floating. Then, he jumped through the nearest window, thankfully opened by Shikamaru via shadow, with a mighty war cry of "YOUUUUUUUUUTH!" Yes, even plastered that's all he thinks about. Through that very window, a green head popped out, immediately making Shino perk up.
The girl that stepped in had rosy cheeks and a slightly silly smile, indicating that the booze got to her too. Without a word, she tackled Shino to the ground, and began to kiss him vigorously, thus adding a couple to the "we-heart-kissing club" along with the NejiTen team, currently executing an impressive display of kissing with a kunai, and the NaruHina team who's female participant was leading them back to the room they had claimed as theirs.
The remaining players sat closer together to spin the bottle again. Kiba decided to go next, and when the rotation stopped, it pointed between Ino and Sakura. The feral boy smiled widely.
"Truz or dare? *hic* Boz of you." He slurred, and if they hadn't all been drunk on various level, they would have marvelled at the fact he was still conscious.
"Dare." Answered the blonde with a smirk.
"Dare." Shrugged Sakura. She didn't really care, not after what Sasuke said.
"Kiss." Said a widely grinning Kiba.
Ino and Sakura looked at each other for a moment. Sakura took a bottle nearby, not really caring for the pink hearts on it, and downed half of it before passing it to Ino, who downed the other half. A moment passed, and suddenly the two girls were upon each other, kissing wildly and taking off their clothes, moaning lustfully. Shikamaru took a last swig of sake in disbelief, and fell unconscious, Choji fainted with a massive nosebleed, Kiba removed his clothes haphazardly and dove. Both Tenten and Fu had grabbed bottles with pink little hearts.
The consequences of this night would prove …. Entertaining.
Hiashi Hyuga looked at the four teens before him. Hinata was shifting uncomfortably, stealing glances at Naruto, who sat beside her and had a healthy dose of pink on his cheeks. Tenten and Neji, blushing slightly, had their heads held high.
"Now, may I know why I found my nephew passed out with bottles around him and his team-mate sleeping half naked on top of him?"
"Uncle, Kiba-san sneaked bottles in after stealing it from the … adult party. We made the mistake of drinking and things got out of hand."
"But we don't regret a thing." Said Tenten matter-of-factly.
Hiashi blinked once, twice. "Beg you pardon?"
Tenten smiled widely. "Most fun we had in ages, and it finally got us together." Neji nodded in support, grabbing her hand. "And besides." Added Tenten with a mischievous smile. "Would you prefer he brought back his spandex wearing team-mate?"
Hinata had to stifle a giggle, Naruto snickered, and both Hiashi and Neji paled.
"NEVER! I refuse to allow such jumpsuits in this house!" Bellowed Hiashi uncharacteristically. Then he realised he had fallen in the cheeky girl's trap. Though, he honestly didn't care. He cleared his throat. "Very well, I will allow it." And he turned his attention to Hinata, who seemed to shrink, much to his chagrin, and Naruto's apparent discontent, and then surprisingly straightened, squared her shoulders, and glared right at him.
"Daughter, would you please explain why you were kissing Naruto-san this morning?" He asked calmly, trying to ease the tension out of her. Though, she only narrowed her eyes suspiciously. 'Yeah, I screwed up bad.'
"I love him, and I'm not letting go!" She said loudly and clearly, and most importantly, without stutter. Hiashi took a look at Naruto, and saw his small but ecstatic smile, along with the fact he seemed to be on the verge of crying in joy.
"I see. I am glad to see your actions were not motivated by alcohol but instead by your feelings. And I commend you restraint, a few of your classmates proved much less … shy … regarding physical interaction last night."
Hinata blushed bright red, squeaked, and buried her head in Naruto's chest, prompting the boy to hug her closer. The door was pulled open, and in came the Inuzuka matriarch.
"Done here Hiashi-kun?"
"Yes Tsume-chan, the situation is cleared."
Hiashi got up, kissed Tsume right on the lips and they both made their way out of the room, Hiashi's arm around her waist.
Aburame Shibi was a reserved man, and because of that, he was often forgotten, something that never failed to annoy him. However, right now he wished it would happen. He entered the Hokage's office quietly, and witnessed the new Hokage, Senju Tsunade, throwing her perverted team-mate out of the window, screaming something about aphrodisiac sake. That could explain why Tsume and Hiashi had gone at it like rabbits. She turned and looked at him, and he swore he could see her mouth fighting to curve upward.
"You wanted to see me, Hokage-sama?"
"Yes Shibi, I have some good news regarding the party last week."
"A case of mass amnesia?"
"I am afraid even a mass amnesia wouldn't be able to destroy the memory of your incredibly sensual strip-tease." She answered while trying to stifle her laugh.
"Then WHAT could possibly be good news if it is linked to this dreaded night!"
Before Tsunade could answer, the door burst open and Shino and Fu stepped into the room.
"Hi Dad." Exclaimed the bubbly green-head. "Any idea for your grand-kid's name?"
*thump*
Kiba, Ino and Sakura were nervous, sitting in the office of the head doctor. The reason? Two pregnancies. The doctor looked at the tests impassively, then he looked at the three young teens.
"Um, sir?" Asked Kiba, looking uncertain. "Are my … children … healthy?"
"Actually Kiba-san, you aren't the father. In fact, the children's other parent isn't even male."
Author note:
Erm ... yeah ... THAT could go wrong.