Title: Prompt 2: Boat Sex

Prompt: Imagine your OTP having sex on a boat way off shore. Later person B has a very bad sunburn on their butt.

One-Shot: 26

Word Count: 400

Dedication: N/A

Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran High School Host Club nor any of its characters. Everything belongs to its respective owners. Nothing here is being used for the sake of profit; this is simply all for your entertainment.


Kaoru couldn't help the laughs that escaped his lips as he was dragged along by his highly enthusiastic older twin brother, only being interrupted by rough lips capturing his own. He moaned into the kiss, hands going to tangle into his brother's hair and pull themselves together, Hikaru's tugging on the hem of his brother's very expensive and very designer shirt – which, he supposes, is a fact that wouldn't matter much in the next few moments if Hikaru were to succeed in ripping it off of his body.

"Hikaru~" he whined once their lips momentarily parted, only to be sealed once more.

The sand beneath their feet was beginning to slide into their sandals, and both were visibly grateful when they finally made it to the boat.

Recently their parents had invested in a boat and gave their only children all means to use it whilst they were out of town; which was, fortunately for the twins, quite a lot.

Up until this point however they never had much use for it, save the occasional random sailing.

Then one day, while bored and lazily kissing his twin, Hikaru had the most brilliant of ideas (in his mind, at least):

"I want to have sex in a boat."

And despite the most incredulous look he has ever given his twin, Kaoru, never one to disappoint his twin, between kisses decided to respond with, "the boat isn't very far from here.

It took 7 seconds of silent conversation through their eyes and now here they were, practically ripping off each other's clothing before even approaching their planned destination.

In hindsight this probably wasn't the best of days to randomly have sex on a boat seeing as the sun was blazing and burning their skin and they had failed to bring or wear sunblock, and Kaoru would've been happy to acknowledge this; however when his brother was biting just so in that one spot, who needed to remember such details, anyways?

Later on that day Kaoru will then accuse karma for the burning on his ass, regretting ever ignoring the scorching mass of fire that was unfortunately necessary towards human survival.

(When then questioned by the Host Club on exactly why Hikaru is carrying Kaoru via back, the younger twin will mumble something under his breath about Hikaru being an idiot while Hikaru laughs and responds, "he's just upset about being an uke.")


A/N: In retrospect, Hikaru probably should've been the one to get the sunburn, but I'm lazy. Oops.

However, triple update for the moment, so I'm guessing you'll look past that!

~Angie the Author

PS: I wrote this on a metro in Spain so I didn't really put too much effort into it tbh.