Chapter Twenty Six!
~OTHER BLU BUILDING~
Finally the Pyro, Demoman and Spy made the last team who were to attack the rightmost building. Their method was to sneak the Spy in there, flush every BLU out and finish them with fire and bombs. It was a little too far for the cloaking device to hold up though.
"Just keep me hidden until I can get behind the building," the Spy instructed. The Demoman, happy to oblige, launched a 'nade and the Spy darted to hide in the wake of the explosion. The Pyro then put up an epic wall of flames, allowing the Spy to move further without being seen.
The BLU team started to shoot at the Demoman and Pyro, who kept low and continued to hide the Spy as they transferred between pieces of cover.
After a while the RED Spy was close enough to slip unseen around the building, leaving the Pyro and Demoman to withdraw and maintain fire on the BLUs. They couldn't score many hits though as everyone was inside.
During this time, the Spy cloaked and crept stealthfully through the door, sidling past a few BLUs until he reached the back wall. Hugging it (aww!) he uncloaked and flipped out his butterfly knife.
Spotting a Sniper aiming for his teammates through the door, the Spy glanced around then backstabbed them. Now satisfied no one was near enough to notice him using his disguise kit, he did so and became a BLU Sniper.
Shouting to his 'teammates', the 'Sniper' – hey, inverted commas are awesome – lied;
"Ev'ryone get outta here; we got a RED sticky aboutta detonate!" Believing him, the BLUs fled the structure, waiting for the boom. None came.
"My bad." The again Spy-shaped-Spy said coolly, taking off some dude's head with his revolver.
Amongst all this commotion the RED Pyro and Demoman were back on the attack, easily slaying large crowds of BLU team mercs.
The Pyro contentedly waved its flame thrower back and forth and the Demoman threw just about every bomb in existence. Soon the fight was over. SUCCESS!
And even better, they didn't get shot, blown up, or say it was fun!
Seven seconds later the Pyro accidently shot itself in the arm and Demoman accidently shot a grenade, which bounced off a wall and almost killed the three of them.
"…That was fun," he proceeded to say as the Spy facepalmed and the Pyro made a muffled, unheard call for Medic.
Feeling really rather stupid, the REDs went to regroup with their team.
Yeah! Exlposions! :D YEAH.
Uh, thanks for reading! :p