Episode 26
"Well, should we go there after this episode?" Peach asked.
"Sure!" Bowser answered, "I would love to!"
"Yeah. Larry call ahead for a table for 13!" Bowser commanded.
"MAKE THAT 14!" A certain voice called out.
"Okay, Alex wants to come. Make it 14."
"Make it 15 please, son!" another voice called.
"OH HECK NO!" Bowser yelped, "KEEP IT AT 14!"
"Grr, Bowser, lemme at ya!" Clawdia seethed as she pounced towards Bowser.
"AHHHHHH!" Bowser screamed as Clawdia got a hold on him. Clawdia then squeezes Bowser in a giant hug.
"Playin' hard to get!" Clawdia squealed as she suddenly disappears in the air.
"… Weird," Bowser commented.
"… ANYWAY, let's get to the clips," Peach impatiently says, "We're on a time limit."
"Uh uh," Wendy shook her head, "Wait a second."
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Dalalala Dalalala Dalalala DalalaLA
Wendy: Oh the Mario games are amazing!
But some of the cut clips are crazy!
Who would have thought
Those clips we forgot
Will someday come to useeeeeeee!
OH YEAH!
All: MARIO SCENES GONE WRONG!
Wendy: The show that shows bloopers, cuts and many flops!
All: OH, MARIO SCENES GONE WRONG!
Ludwig: Mario Scenes Gone Vrong!
All: NO! IT IS 'WRONG,' LUDWIG!
Ludwig: Geez, my accent's nothing big!
Dalalala Dalalala Dalalala DalalaLA
Wendy: YEAH!
All: YEAH!
Wendy: Alright yall!
All: Alright!
Wendy: Let's do a roll call!
Mario! (Super!)
Luigi: (Apprentice!)
Peach! (Princess!)
Daisy! (Tomboy!)
Bowser! (King!)
Ludwig! (Composer!)
Lemmy! (Clown!)
Roy! (Bodybuilder!)
Iggy! (Scientist!)
Morton! (Philosopher!)
Larry! (Gardener!)
Junior! (Future King!)
And I am Wendy, your home girl, singing this song!
All: YEAH! OH! THIS IS MARIO SCENES GONEE WRONGGG!
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"Alright, let's get started. We don't have all day!" Peach rushed.
"Yeah we do. Let's be patient girl," Mario soothed, "Anyway, let's roll the first clip."
=== Mario Super Baseball ===
"Who should I pick for my team?" Mario asked as he designates himself as one of the team captains.
"ME! ME! ME! ME!" everyone yells, wanting to be picked.
"Okay, I choose… Luigi, Daisy, Birdo, Yoshi, Magikoopa, Toad, Dry Bones and…"
Peach begs for Mario to pick her with teary eyes.
"And my last player will be… ALEX RODRIGUEZ!"
Alex Rodriguez suddenly falls out from a plothole and immediately runs towards third base. Meanwhile, Peach starts raging at Mario.
"Really? REALLY?! YOU FREAKING CHOSE HIM OVER ME! HE'S NOT EVEN A PLAYER IN THIS GAME!"
"But he plays with the pros!" Mario defended himself, "And you're afraid of dirt!"
"NO I'M NOT!" Peach cries as she throws a handful of dirt, causing Mario to immediately run away, "OH YEAH? WHO'S AFRAID OF THE FREAKING DIRT NOW? HMMMM?!"
"CUT!" the director cries out as Rodriguez once again gets sucked into a plothole.
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"I can't believe you chose a real like MLB player over me!" Peach wailed.
"Sorry Peach, I was just joking!"
"Uh huh, whatever! It doesn't change anything!"
"I chose you after he disappeared," Mario muttered.
"… True."
"Anyway, do you guys know what stinks the most?" Luigi asked
"The sewer!" Mario exclaimed.
=== FLASHBACK ===
Mario is trapped in a locker room in the Glitz Pit in the game Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. He already knows that there's one way that rooms are connected… and that's through the toilet…
"Gross…" both Mario and Goombella declaimed as Mario flushes himself down the toilet. However, during the travel, they pass through the sewer tank, where it smells like crap… literally.
"IT STINKS! GET ME OUT!" Goombella screams as Mario agrees with her.
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"Woo, that was the worst smell ever…" Mario concluded.
"Being around toilets stink enough," Luigi agreed.
"Although zat does stink, obviously you never been to Yellowstone," Ludwig commented.
=== FLASHBACK ===
"And that's where Old Faithful will go off sometime. But for now let's see the other parts," Bowser guided the Koopalings and Bowser Junior throughout the real world's first national park.
"Daddy, it stinks!" Wendy cried, "This smell isn't good for my skin!"
"Actually, the smell is sulfur, Wendy. Sulfur is actually good for the skin," Iggy informed.
"REALLY?!" Wendy smiles, "I ENED SOME OF THAT WATER!"
"No, sis, zat vater is hot," Ludwig informed, "Bad idea."
"Fine…"
"OH MY GOSH! IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE ATE EGGS AND LET A BILLION OF THEM GO!" Lemmy screamed, "THIS IS TOURTURE!"
"… Of course you would know about that Lemmy," Larry remarked as he rolls his eyes.
"It smells like Roy after the gym," Bowser Junior joked.
"Shut up wimp, I'm tired of hearing ya complains," Roy barked, "The rest of ya too!"
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"Sounds like quite the fun vacation," Mario laughed.
The Koopas just shook their heads, "We had a ton of $*&^& go up to our car," Bowser Junior smiled, "It was great."
The audience oohed as Bowser glares at his son.
"JUNIOR! Don't use that word! Use 'donkey' instead!"
"Aren't donkeys ^&$$(# though?" Junior innocently asked.
"STOP!"
"Sad thing is, that's not the worst thing I smelled," Morton acknowledged, "Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, can beat the smell of Wendy's feet."
=== FLASHBACK ===
"Morton! You lost the bet! Loser!" Wendy laughed as she lays down on the bed, "Now you're my slave for the day!"
"… It was only by two points," Morton objected.
"Don't care! I win! Now get me some fish!" Wendy shouted. Morton immediately runs to the kitchen, microwaves some fish, and gives it to her. Wendy eats it and immediately spits it out.
"… Well?"
"THIS *&%$ IS NASTY! I WANTED LUXURIOUS FISH! NOT THIS # ^#& YOU GOT ME!" Wendy cried, "I THINK IT'S TUNA!"
Wendy sits up on the bed, then takes off her high heels. She then lays back down onto the bed.
"Now rub my feet. They're sore!"
Morton slowly walks up to Wendy's feet, trying desperately not to gag on the smell of her feet as he touches them. To him, her feet smell like a wet dog that is covered in rotting garbage: and that's just being nice.
"WHY YOU SLOWING DOWN! Rub them better!"
Morton tries to hold in his breath as he rubs Wendy's feet. He didn't want to smell her feet breathing through his nose, but he doesn't want to taste the smell by breathing through his mouth either.
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"I swear I can still smell her feet on my hands still!" Morton continued.
"Okay, what a lie," Wendy shook her head, "My feet don't smell like that!"
Wendy then takes off her shoes. The rest of the MSGW crew nearly passes out while half the audience actually did.
"See? They smell like flowers!"
"THEY SMELL LIKE FERTILIZER!" Larry shouted, "HIGH QUALITY FERTILIZER FROM COW MANURE!"
"SHUT UP AND GO ON WITH THE SHOW!" Wendy shouted, tired of people criticizing the smell of her feet.
"Fine, this will be the last clip since Iggy was too lazy to get more," Daisy announced.
=== Mario Superstar Baseball ===
Daisy is up batting for Mario's team that he chose last clip. Because of fear, Mario eventually does pick peach to replace Alex Rodriguez. Anyway, Daisy is getting ready to bat, while Wario is the pitcher. The two teams are playing at Peach Gardens.
"WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Wario laughs as he throws a pitch at Daisy. Daisy hits the ball so hard that she hits a homerun. However, the ball that Daisy hits smashes into the glass portrait of Peach above the front entrance! She then runs her homeroom, bringing in 3 other players. However, when peach finds out…
"DAISY! YOU BROKE IT!" Peach yelled.
"… Oh shoot gotta run!" Daisy screams as she grabs some dash spikes and speeds off into the distance. Daisy eventually comes back with a buddy emblem, causing peach to calm down a ton.
"THANKS!" Peach exclaimed.
"… Cut!"
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"Weird videos," Mario simply stated.
All of the sudden, Roy starts singing, "PRETTY WOMAN WALKING DOWN THE STREET PRETTY WOMAN-"
"I'M WALKING DOWN THE STREET!" Wendy cheered.
"You got puked up by da toilet, Kootie Pie," Roy teased.
"SHUT UP!"
"Aww how cute, Roy's singing a song that his namesake Roy Orbison sang," Luigi laughed.
"He's a wimp. Why would I be named after a wimp?" Roy asked.
"Well your name's Roy," Ludwig stated.
"Just be glad I didn't name you after your middle name," Clawdia said as she suddenly appeared, "He was so pink when he was born… I thought he was a girl at first, so I was about to name him a different name… But when I found out he was a boy, I decided to instead use that name as his middle name."
"What is it?" Peach asked.
"His middle name is… Pinky!" Clawdia announced. The Marios, Princesses, Koopalings and the audience members start laughing so hard.
"MOM! STOP IT!" Roy shouted in embarrassment.
"Even then I swear he was a girl. I remember when he marched around the house in my high heels when he was 5," Clawdia continued. Everyone else starts laughing even harder, and eventually Ludwig fell off his chair from laughing so hard.
"ROY ZE SECRET GIRL! AHAHAHAHAHA!" Ludwig guffawed, "I KNEW IT!"
"MOM!" Roy continues to shout.
"And I remember when Roy used to put on dresses so he can twirl in them," Clawdia announced as the rest of the people desperately try to get air.
"STOP IT! STOP IT! I'M TIRED OF HEARING THIS SCRAP!" Roy shouted, actually preventing himself from swearing.
Eventually, everyone settles down a little bit, and Mario gives everyone a goodbye speech.
"Hahaha! Haha. Aha. Ha. Anyway! We will see you all next time when we go… over a Mario Kart game! Maybe Mario Kart Wii! Anyway, see ya next time!"
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A/N: Sorry, I haven't played this game before… Sorry for the relatively short chapter! But I hope you kinda enjoyed it.