Welcome to another Ask the Marauders!
Lily: Ug...tommorow is regular school...to bad. This Thanksgiving break has been amazing!
James: I know...we might have to do this whole talkshow a little less now...
Remus: Well, we could do this every other day.
Lily: That's a good idea... we will have enough time to do school work, and have time to do this!
Remus: Ok, first question!
Remus: Jenny attacked Tonks last night.
Remus: SHE WHAT?
Peter: Is she ok?
She got away thank Merlin but she is in the hospital wing. Go to her and she is your soul mate, nobody has told her so that's why she dates other people even though she likes you but doesn't do anything about it because she thinks your this cool slightly crazy older guy who think she is an immature little kid that you won't look twice at. She and my little sister asked my advice so it's all true. Oh and don't worry I told her to listen to her heart.
Remus: good...she's safe...at least NOW she knows that I am not crazy! And I will see her in the hospital wing tonight.
Sirius: Why tonight? Dude, your SOULMATE is sitting, all alone, in the hospital wing, just WAITING for her knight...er...wolf, in shining armor! Go talk to her!
Remus: Well...I dunno...
Peter: Do it Remus!
Lily: Don't be a Sirius about this. Go talk to her.
Remus:...fine. I will. I'll be back.
James: Take...
Remus: I don't want the mirror. I'll be back...
*leaves*
Sirius: *sniff* They grow up so fast!
Lily: *rolls eyes* Stop being so cliche and read the rest of the question.
Sirius: Michelle says thank you for complementing the prank. It means a lot and if you want perhaps to meet her down at the kitchens in an hour and sabotage the Slytherin dinner so it blows up in their faces. It's not a date or anything just as friends.
Sirius: Oh...tonight? Um... I think I am free... I don't have any dates till this wednessday...so I will be there.
Marauders: Have you gotten around to watching the musical's about James and Lily's son? If not please do I what to know what you think about it. And if/when you do watch it keep in mind it is a parody in reality Harry acts more like Lily and not the James clone upon the stage, not to mention the scarf of sexual preference is a extremelly powerful magical object that has been lost for centuries after the great food fight 1578 at least according to Hogwarts a History.
James: We would watch it...but... no electronics work at Hogwarts.
Peter: Really? I thought that the creator of this story is just to lazy to watch it...
Lily: *smacks Peter* Stop breaking the fourth wall! Sirius already broke it twice!
Peter: Sorry...
Sirius: Next question!
Marauders and Lily,
Remus: I know that *rolls eyes* I dont understand either but you always obey the headmaster so I do not know how that will work out don't blame me if you're dead in the morning blame Claw
Sirius: I really don't hate you
James: Accually there already are books and movies in the muggle world
Lily: you are awesome
Peter: You SUCK ROYAL HIPPAGRIFF
~~~The SUper SLytherin
P.S. I want Remus to meet me, Katie, Flora, and Nona in the Astronomy Tower NOW!
Sirius: Remus isn't hear right now, but he should be here in five...four..three...two...aaand...
*door opens* *Remus walks in*
Remus: I'm back!
Lily: And how did it go?
Remus: Well, we just sat there, and talked. Nothing much...ohandItoldherI'mawerewolf. But other then that...
James: Wait wait wait...slow down. What did you say?
Remus: Nothing! Ijusttoldheri'mawerewolf.
Sirius: For merlins sake Remus. Just say it S-L-O-W-L-Y.
Remus: I...TOLD...HER...
James: MOONY! Just tell us!
Remus: *sigh* I...I told her I was a werewolf.
Sirius: You WHAT?
James: Ha! Lily, you owe my three sickles!
Peter: And how did she take it?
Remus: Well, she...she told me that was fine, and we could still be friends.
Lily: See? She is your soulmate. Plus, not EVERYBODY will freak out when you tell them that. Anyway, please answer your question.
Remus:...oh. Hm...I honestly...what is Dumbledore THINKING? Lettting two werewolves in the shack at once...
Peter: So you DO belive she is a werewolf?
Remus: I-I never said that! But...yeah. I belive her. But I just don't know why...hm...wierd...oh, and I can't really meet you in the tower now, I just came ba...
Sirius: Just go. Your fans are waiting! *mumbles* unlike mine...
Remus: Ok. I will. I'll be back shortly.
*leaves again*
Sirius: Ok, next question.
Lily- Have u ever gone to summer camp?
James- What would u think if your son happened to come in possession of The Elder Wand?
Remus-Thanks for the idea to use the sticking charm, I am carrying out the prank tonight. Why do u think ur good when most werwolves turn evil?
Peter- Talking to the Slytherins yet again, naughty naughty boy. The Marauders are much better than The Slytherins, thet actually like u but the Slytherins just want to use u to get the Mauraders.
Everyone- Hey it is one of my best friends, Felicity's birthday in a week and I was wondering if u could plan a party for her because u guys throw the BEST parties.
P.s What house do u think I am in
Bye Bye for now, oh and I have a present for u, some chocolates, everyone please have one
James: Ohhh! Chocolate! *takes two*
Lily: Hey! What about some for Remus?
James: *shrugs* He has those Ompa Lumpas working for him. He won't miss a couple chocolate. *eats*
Sirius: *eats*
Peter: *eats*
Lily: Well, I'll save mine for Remus. I don't need chocola...
*POOF!*
James: Whoa...what happened?
Sirius: Dunno...I feel kinda funny...
Peter:*SCREAM* JAMES! YOUR PINK!
James: What? *looks at Sirius* SIRIUS! YOUR PINK!
Sirius: SO ARE YOU! AND YOU TOO PETE! *SCREAMS*
*POOF!* *note appears*
HaHa pranked u, this is revenge for when u guys did something to make moaning, breathing, and groaning sounds come from my bed all night, NOT FUNNY!
Bye for real:Zebragirl5.
James: Wait, what? We didn't put that charm on...oh.
Sirius: Um...we MIGHT have put that charm on the wrong bed...
Peter: WHY AM I PINK?
*Remus walks in*
Remus Ok I... *sees Marauder*...Pink looks good on you guys.
Sirius: NOT FUNNY REMUS.
Remus: Actually, I find it extreamly funny.
Lily: I do to...Anyway, Remus, your turn to answer your question.
Remus: Personally, I don't know. I think it's because sometimes they can't control the wolf, and it rules them, or becuase of all the prejudice on them from the wizards. They just get put down so much, they just want revenge. Personally, I try to prove the world wrong, and show them that not all werewolves are evil. Ok Peter. Your up.
Peter: I have nothing to say about those accusitions...
James: What's the elder wand?
Remus: A fairytale...it doesn't exist. It's about the deathly hallows, but...
Peter: Deathly Hallows? What are those?
Remus: The three gifts from A tale of Three Brothers.
Peter: Oh! Those! Sorry, I just didn't know they were called the deatly hallows...
Lily: Um...the tale of three brothers?
Remus: Yeah. It's about three gifts given to three brother by Death. They each get a seperate gift. The eldest brother gets an unbeatable wand, the Elder Wand. The middle brother get's a stone that can bring back the dead. And the youngest gets a Cloak of Invisibility.
Lily: Whats so wierd about that? James has one. They are rare, but they exist.
Remus: This isn't just any cloak. It has the power to be invisable forever, never wearing out.
Lily: Oh...
Remus: Anyway, the whole thing is just a fairytale. Some people belive that these things exist, however. There has been proof of the elder wand, but it is very sketchy.
Lily: Wow... ok, well I guess I should answer my question. No, I have never been to camp. I think it would be fun, though.
Sirius: About the party, sure. We will. We are glad to help any party!
James: Next question!
I'm out of detention! Mwahahaha!
Remus/Lily: Since you two are the smart ones of the grouo I need help in the matter of opinion; is it OK for the girl to ask the guy out, or is that just plain strange?
Sirius: So how did Dumbles take to his howler?
Peter: Eating your...pillows? Wow. Odd llama.
James: Yes, I think Minnie hates me now...and I agree with Lily, getting stuck in Hagrid's hut for so long just to see her is the sweetest thing I've ever heard of!
'Kay I got nothing else to say... to busy running from angry, sugar-crazy centaurs...note to self: giving centaurs candy is a BAD idea.
Love, Green
Remus: um...
Lily: Of course it's ok to have the girl ask the guy out! We are living in the twenteith century here! It's fine! Right Remus?
Remus: Uh...sure? Really, I know NOTHING about this...so i'll just agree with you. Sirius?
Sirius: Actually, I didn't send the howler yet. I might not... i'm really busy, so it will have to go on hold for a while.
Peter: Odd llama? Your telling me! Last night he was wearing a hat! A llama with a hat! Wierd right?
Lily: Putting Peter and his wierd Llama aside, next question!
Its me again!
You guys answered my questions pretty good, but now its time for entertainment! Here are some dares that I created specifically for each of you. By the way, if you don't do one of the options, I will tell you why everyone hates Peter, and then I will deprive Remus of chocolate for the rest of his life by kidnapping all of his oompa loompas and banning him from the chocolate pool for eternity. That would be bad for all of you.
James-Either serenade Filch with some sort of musical instrument, or destroy the marauders map. (oh yeah, I went there)
Sirius-either date a girl for more than a month, or have no interaction with any girl at Hogwarts for three months (except Lily)
Remus-Visit Jenny's shrine to you, or go on another date with her. (hehe I sure am evil. remember the chocolate, Remus, wouldn't want to be deprived of it would you?)
Peter-Tell James, Sirius, Remus, and Lily what you are hiding. OR, make another unbreakable vow with this exact sentence" "I, Peter Pettigrew, vow to never ever under any circumstances betray James, Lily, Sirius, or Remus no matter what. Especially to Voldemort."
I mean, if you aren't going to do it anyway, it shouldn't be a problem, right? *evil glare*
Lily-get a T on an assignment of your choice, or sneak into Sirius' dorm, take his conditioners, and put them in Severus' dorm with a note that says "you really could use these." I mean, I've done that before. (yes Sirius, your precious babies have been contaminated by Snivelly :D)
That's all, and remember, each one of you have to do one!
-Lena, the amazing Slytherin beater who is stuck in detention for hitting Lucius in the head with her bat when he started discussing his hair for the gazillionth time. :(
Remus: EVIL!
Sirius: *faints*
James: Wait...Sirius, didn't you put that spell on your conditioners so that if anybody but YOU used them, it turns there hair pink?
Sirius: *wakes up* HA! He HASN'T used my conditioners!
Lily: So...I'll put Sirius' conditioners in his room?
Sirius: Yeah! And he will wake up with pink hair! Haha!
Remus: *gulp* I'll...see the shrine...just tell me where it is.
Peter: I can't do another Vow! One person can have one Vow on theme for there life. I already have mine.
Lily: That's true..
Remus: Well, that's all the time we have today! Please tune in next time! Bye!
Sorry for the late update, but TONKS WILL BE IN THE NEXT EPISODE. Please think of good questions for her!