A/N: I'd like to dedicate this chapter to Kellan Lutz and his abs... and his dimples, eyes, smile, his voice and personality,... hell his whole flippin' body! Oh, and his parents for creating him, and in the end making me a happy girl. I'M SINGLE KELLAN, AND CUTE, and my name starts with a 'K' also, it's FATE I tell ya! PM me!
(don't laugh peeps, he could be a fan of my work, stranger things have happened ya know. I mean if I was him, I'd totally be reading FanFics about myself. Think about that before you call me crazy.) Okay, you can laugh, a little, or a lot, I don't mind :) :) :)
ANYWAYS OMFG, have you ever checked out that boy to see what he looks like when he's not playing Emmett in the movie? DUDE, forget team Edward or Jacob, it's all about our EMMY. He's officially (in my book) the most gorgeous guy on the ENTIRE planet. I get angry looking at how good he looks, damn! But, yeah, just thought I'd let you know where all my inspiration has come from lately. lol. And if you've never wiki'd him or anything (you're crazy), please for the love of everything that's holy do a little Goggle image search on the guy, it's a life changing experience. I TRULY THINK I'M HEALED NOW!
Sorry, I sound like a Jonas Brother Fan or something right now, but I'll let you read, ENJOY!
Chapter Twenty Six - Double Insanity
Rosalie's POV
RING.....
RING....
RING....
"Geeze Jasper, would you get up and get the phone!" I yelled down at him from my room. There was no way I was going to run all the way downstairs when him, Edward and Emmett were just a few feet from the phone in the living room. I guess he listened to me because the phone didn't ring again after... either that or whoever it was gave up.
"Rose, get down here." Jasper called about ten minutes later
"Why?" I wined. I had just gotten out of the shower and was still getting dressed and whatnot
"It's Jacob, he wants to say hi."
I threw on some shorts and went downstairs. I saw Emmett give me a crazy look, and then turned to Jas and gave him the same one.
"Ugh, who's Jacob?" Emmett asked with an annoyed tone in his voice
I laughed and Jasper rolled his eyes while handing me the phone, "My cousin dummy."
"Ohhh." Emmett relaxed and went back to whatever video game they had just bought and were playing for the last eight hours straight
"What's up Jake?" I squeaked into the phone and he started to laugh at the other end
"Not much, what you up to cuz?" his chuckling faded off and he finally spoke
"Same, just avoiding the guys and their violence filled games." I rolled my eyes when they all turned around and gave me looks
"Hey, I beat that game their playing in less than a day. I couldn't stop, it's addictive."
"Believe me, I know."
"Anyways, I was just telling Jas that since I'm done with highschool, I should totally come visit my peeps on the west coast."
"Well, by peeps are you talking about us?"
"Hell yeah."
"Well then, I'm guessing your peeps would love to see ya."
"Cool. I know my mom talked to yours the other day and that's kind of how it all came up."
"What do you mean?"
"Weeelll... I was planning on heading to Mexico with some friends to paartay, but that didn't go over too well with the 'rents."
"Oh, Renee and Charlie didn't think partying with a whole bunch of other 18 year olds wasn't a fantastic idea, how absurd." I said sarcastically
"Tell me about it. And I'm almost 19, thank you very much" he laughed along with the joke, "So anyway, they thought if I wanted to get away so bad, I could always head up to Washington and see my family."
"Sounds awesome. When you coming?"
"I was thinking in a couple weeks... And I know I just missed your big 16th birthday, which sucks, but we'll do something fun when I get there to make up for it."
"I'm gonna hold you to that Jakey."
"I'll try my hardest, but Forks ain't exactly party central." he laughed knowing all too well that Forks was pretty dull and lacking in the entertainment. He had lived here until he was around eight, before moving down to Florida with my Aunt and Uncle.
"We'll figure something out. Can't wait to see ya."
"Yep."
"Talk to ya later cuz." I teased, trying to copy how he was talking
"Sure sure, later."
I hung up the phone and went to sit on Emmett's lap on the couch. I wrapped his arms around the front of me so he could still hold his controller and play the game. I started watching what they were playing and shook my head, "What in the world is this?"
"Modern warfare 2." Jasper barely looked up to answer me
"What an appropriate name." I chuckled
"So wait, how old is your cousin?" Emmett asked as he ferociously pounded away at the buttons. We had gone through at least four brand new controllers in the last year from how hard Emmett was on them.
"Like a year younger than you."
"Awesome."
"Yeah, you'll probably love him. He's just as nuts as you."
"Hey, I'm not crazy, I'm just ordinary challenged."
"And I love it." I leaded my head back and gave him a kiss. Both Jasper and Edward groaned, but then out of nowhere they scared me and stared to yell.
"What the heck?" I growled out from being shocked
"That was not fair, I was distracted." Emmett complained and I figured out he had messed up while side tract with me
"Dude, we were doing so well." Edward flung the controller down
"Her fault." Emmet laughed and pointed to me. I giggled knowing it was basically true
Emmett's POV
"Hey babe." Rose smiled up at me as I walked in the door and bent down to give her a kiss on the cheek
"Where's Jas?" I asked as I went into her kitchen to grab a soda
"Went to pick up Jake at the airport. They should be back soon. Oh, and I tried calling Ally a little while ago, but she didn't answer. What's up with that?"
"It's Saturday Rose, shes at the mall. We mustn't disturb her." I pretended to act all serious, but just ended up laughing at myself
All of a sudden the front door flew open and Edward came storming in, "Alice kidnapped my girlfriend to go shopping, AGAIN!." he huffed and threw himself down onto the couch
"We know." I rolled my eyes
"Bella isn't much of a mall kinda girl, I wish Alice would just lay off sometimes." he continued to fume
"Geeze bro, you're a little overly attached to her, don't you think?" I teased him all the time about his near obsession with Bella. I swear, ever since he met her and they got together, her family sees him more than we do. Bella doesn't really come around here too often, unless she's hanging out with Alice. Her and Rose had come to a sort of understanding, and at least tolerated each other now. Everyone was happy enough with that and didn't bother to push them for anymore.
"Shut up." he spat out and threw a pillow at my head, which I deflected and it accidentally hit Rose
"Watch it would ya." she squealed out before throwing said pillow back at Edward
While we waited for everyone to get back, the three of us started watching a movie. About halfway through, Alice and Bella got back and sat down to finish the rest with us, complaining the entire time about the blood and violence.
"... and then I said 'nice ass', that's when she slapped me." I heard the front door open and someone walk in laughing about being slapped
"Jake, you're insane man." Jasper commented as he walked into the living room followed by a kid that could definitely rival my size
"Jakey!" Rose got up and ran to him. He picked her up and spun her around a couple times. So that's what her and I look like when I do that, I thought to myself as I watched her giggle in his arms.
"Everybody, this is Jake. Jake, these are the peeps." Jasper chuckled as he introduced Edward, Bella and I to his cousin
"Sup." he shook my hand when I stood to say hello. It was crazy to actually be eye level with someone for a change.
"I finally get to meet the crazy cousin those two keep talking about." I chuckled and he looked over at Rose and Jasper
"They say I'm crazy huh? I'd say that's putting it lightly." he laughed and I knew at that moment we would totally get along
He looked back over at me and smirked, "Glad I get to meet the guy responsible for all the hour long conversations my Mom has with my Aunt about you and Rosie, practically once a week." he rolled his eyes and everyone but Rose laughed.
Once everybody got settled, we sat around and talked for a while. Jake was caught up on how things had changed the past few years and stories about how we all met, then Rose and Jasper were caught up on how things had been since they visited him in Florida. He was everything Rose had described him as, and more. It was like talking to my twin.
"So like, all ya are together. That's crazy." he shook his head and chuckled
"How is that crazy?" Rose chimed in and asked
"I just don't know how you can stick with one person for a long period of time. Two weeks and I'm ready to chew off a paw to break free. And here are three of you happy couples in one room."
"Forks creates 'happily ever afters' I guess." Alice smiled and looked up at Jasper
"Nah, it's probably just the water." Jake rolled his eyes and laughed
"So, I meant to ask you Jake, are you going to collage or anything?" Rose questioned him after he got done talking about graduating.
"Hell no... I mean, I got a job working on cars and bikes near Daytona, so I'm all set with that."
"That's cool." she shrugged it off
"What about you all? Collage?" he asked us back
"Med school for me." Jasper answered
"Interesting. So Alice, would Jasper be Mc. Dreamy or more of a Mc. Steamy?" Jacob asked her with the best straight face he could, and everyone about died from laughing so hard
"How about Mc. Sexy?" she looked over at Jasper and he turned about three shades of red
After the laughing faded, he turned to ask me, "What about you Emmett? Any plans after high school?"
"It's a work in progress." I answered and looked down at Rose who was sitting by me feet on the floor. I saw the irritated look show up on her face that this specific subject gave her. We hadn't really talked about it much since I got back from Texas, but I was pretty sure I had made up my mind about what I wanted to do, I just hadn't told anyone yet.
"Hey Bells?" Jake called over to her and she turned around fast, looking startled
"Yeah?" she softly answered him
"Bells? Are you kidding me?" Edward whispered to me under his breath. I just shrugged, not knowing where the nickname had come from.
"You're too quiet girl." Jacob grinned and teased her. I wasn't surprised to see Edward get all overprotective and give Jacob a glare, but I was stunned to hear Bella speak up and start gabbing about this and that to Jake like they were best friends. The irritated look on Edwards face didn't leave the entire time, and Jacob seemed to notice. This only made him put on more of a show with Bella.
"So what do you like to do, other than Eddie boy." Jake joked and Bella practically choked on thin air, looking thoroughly embarrassed. I truly believed Edward was only a couple seconds away from jumping Jake, and found it all to be hilarious.
"Umm, wow." Bella coughed out, still getting over his last comment before attempting to continue, "I love cooking, so it would be nice to become a chef, or something like that."
"Oh my gosh, she is the best." Alice gushed
"You're a lucky boy Eddie. Got yourself a girl that can cook. Way to go. If I was to ever settle down with a chick, she'd defiantly have to have some mad kitchen skills." Jake spoke more towards Bella than anyone else in the room
"Yeah, I'm awfully lucky." Edward wrapped a territorial hand around Bella's shoulders
"Hold her any tighter and you're libel to break her Eddie."
"Okay boys. Chill out." Alice put her hands up and warned them to stop the death stare they had going on for the last several minutes. Jacob just laughed it off, while Edward didn't flinch a bit and continued to glare at him.
"So, whats there to do on a Saturday night here?" Jake asked everyone, and kept ignoring Edward
"Nothings changed Jakey, the movies and La Push is about it." Rose answered him
"Well that just wont cut it. What do you say we head up to Seattle or something?"
"Yeah, like our parents would let us do that... Anyways, they're not even home to ask." Rose quickly replied
"And your point is?"
"My point is that I don't need to get grounded."
"Chicken." he teased her and she laughed, "Maybe."
The front door opened and Rose's mom walked in, "Jacob, you're here... and you're enormous." she gasped and went to hug him
"Yep, I'm trying for the world record Aunt Rachel."
"You and Emmett both." she chuckled and looked over to me
"Mom wanted me to give you... this." he went into his bag and pulled out a photo album, making Rose's mom sigh and get all emotional as she opened it and looked through some of the pictures.
"Oh my gosh, I have to go call her, but I will definitely talk to you later Jake." she gave him another quick hug before turning to walk away,"Don't go corrupting my kids while you're here though." she looked over her shoulder and warned with a smirk
"No promises Aunt Rachel." he laughed back
"So, are we going to Seattle or what?" he turned back around to us and asked once Rose's mom was out of range to hear. Everyone laughed before scrapping the idea for good
Rosalie's POV
The first night Jacob was here, we didn't end up doing anything but hang out and talk... Even though he tried so hard to get us to go to Seattle or something. I knew Emmett would love him, they were so much alike it was crazy. Both of them were outgoing, stubborn to a fault, sarcastic, totally blunt and completely hilarious. The only thing I worried about was if Forks could handle all that personality in one little town, all at once. Everyone one else seemed to think he was cool also, but I could tell Edward got really bent out of shape. Jake always was one to push people, and some of his comments to Bella definitely hit a nerve with Edward.
The girls and I went to the kitchen to fix dinner, and it was ready just in time for my dad to get home. It literally looked like Thanksgiving all over again with the amount of food we had to make for everyone. I couldn't believe how much Jacob had grown. The pictures my Aunt Renee had sent over the years since we visited, didn't do his size justice. Last time I saw him, he was just about the same size as Jasper, but now he was just shy of Emmett, who was officially 6' 4 the last time we checked.
"Ally, could you drive me home? My Dad will have a cow if I'm late." Bella asked as she got up from sitting next to Edward in the living room
"Sure Bells." Alice called her the new nickname Jake had come up with, and that Edward seemed to despise
"Now Bells, if I had a car here I would totally take you home. I'd even walk you to the door and everything." Jacob got up to say goodbye with everyone else
"I'm sure you would." she giggled and I heard Edward practically growl from behind me
"Ok, we better go." Alice quickly assessed the growing tension and took action to alleviate it somehow
"I'll come too." I squealed as Edward made quite the show saying goodbye to Bella, kissing her about a minute longer than necessary.
I walked over to Emmet before leaving and had him lean down so I could whisper in his ear, "Please don't let Edward kill Jake."
He laughed and assured me that everything would be okay when I got back, but I couldn't help being a little sceptical.
After Alice and I returned home from dropping Bella off, we walked in the door to find the guys sprawled out across the living room asleep. I did a once over on Edward to make sure he wasn't harmed before checking on my Emmett who was taking up the entire sofa, and still his legs were hanging off the edge a good foot or so.
I absolutely couldn't get enough of him when he was asleep. He had this little grin plastered on his face like he was always dreaming of something amazing. It made his little dimples show up that otherwise weren't visible unless he was booming with laughter. The only thing that took away from his adorableness was the roar of his snoring. It wasn't a constant, all night thing, but every so often he'd let loose and shake the walls.
Jake had obviously giving up on the idea of fitting on the small recliner. He was laying on his stomach across the rug in front of the tv. All of them still had their shoes on, so Alice and I went around taking them off one be one.
After going over to the love seat and giving Jasper a quick kiss on his forehead, Alice turned to me and gave an evil little grin, and I knew exactly why.
On the weekends, you couldn't find one of us without the other. Her and I always stayed the night at each others houses, attempting to torture the boys the best we could.
Now, everytime the guys would wake up, they'd immediately check their toe nails to see if we had painted them in the middle of the night. Alice and I had practically made it a ritual to get out our hot pink nail polish and give the unconscious boys pedicures.
Edward and Jasper would get royally pissed off at us, every single time. Emmett on the other hand thought it was the funniest thing in the world, and would even wear sandals when we went out to show off our work. I loved him for that, for how easy going and fun he was. He never ceased to surprised me with something else he would do or say.
"I'll be right back." she snicked and ran up to my bedroom. Only a few moments later she came running down with both hands armed.
"Pink or Purple?" she held out her hands and asked me with a huge smile
"hmmm... Purple. I'll take Em and Jake, you get Edward and Jas." I whispered to her before pouncing and giving the boys a coat of utter girlieness
"I wonder how Jake will react?" I asked Alice as we sat back and admired out handy work
"Ehh, he cant be worst than Edward or Jasper."
"True." I laughed and we finally headed off to my room to get some sleep
Luckily Alice and I woke up before any of the guys did. We didn't want to miss the reactions they had when they saw their nails. Quietly we went downstairs and started on breakfast. I heard Jasper groaning and knew he was starting to wake up. Alice and I held our breath as we waited for what was coming. I was finishing up on some eggs while Ally was tending to the bacon when we heard it.
"Son of a bi... ALICE!" Jasper growled out and both her and I tried to control our laughter
"What the hell Jas, shut up." Edward complained as he flipped over in his sleep
"Breakfast is ready guys, wake up." I peeked my head around the corner and called out. Emmett and Jake popped up like a children's book at the sound of food, while Edward had to be shaken by Alice a few times before he budged.
Her and I went back to the kitchen and plated up the food when we heard the next victim cry out, "I swear to god, you two are dead." Edward came around the corner and continued to whine, "Seriously, pink? Really? There's not some shade of blue you guys could have mercy on us with?" this made our laughter erupt into full on hysterics.
Emmett came and sat down at the table in the dining room with a huge grin on his face, "I don't know Eddie, I always liked this shade on me. Whats this one called again Rose, Flirty Diva?" Emmett joked and I couldn't help but fall into Alice from the pain it was causing me to laugh so hard.
"I don't know Em, does this color makes me look fat?" Jacob turned the corner and asked with a worried look on his face
"Nah bro, it suits you." Emmett looked down and assured him
"You guys have some serious issues." Edward shook his head and started to eat the plate of food I set down for him
"Look Emmett, we match." Jacob put his foot next to Emmett's and they compared the colors
"Alice, I get done eating and you're getting this crap off of me." Jasper took a bite of food and warned her
"Okay ya big baby." she rolled her eyes before getting a plate filled for herself
"I'm surprised you took it so well Jakey." I sat down with my food and chuckled
"Oh no, its cool. We should even take some pictures."
NO!" both Jasper and Edward yelled out in unison
"Geeze, get in touch with your feminine side boys." Jake teased them and received rather convincing looks of annoyance from both
"Okay, so while you guys took Bella home last night, the four of us decided that we'd have a little guy time later today. It will also give those two a chance to do something all manly to get over their PMSing." Emmett told me and Ally of their plans while pointing to Jasper and Edward to make fun of them some more.
"Keep it up." Edward pointed his fork at Emmett, who then picked up his knife and pointed it back at Edward, "Try me youngin."
"Sure you children don't need a babysitter?" I chimed in, causing Jacob to choke on his orange juice from laughing
"We'll manage." Jasper said sourly
"What are you guys gonna do anyway?" Alice asked as she picked at her bowl of fruit
"None of your business little girl." Emmett teased, while patting the top of her head. She quickly slapped his hand away before taming her hair.
"Whatever you all do, please don't get into any trouble." I was warning Emmett and Jacob more than the other two. I knew exactly who would be the ones to cause problems out of the bunch.
"Nah, we'll be perfect angels." Jacob answered back with an unsettling grin
A/N: OH MY, I think we should totally start a revolution and BEG for a spin off of Twilight, completely about EMMETT AND ME (I mean Rose) Hell, he can have us both for all I care. I'll share, I'm nice like that (I think I'm more his type though, so Nikki/Rose may have to step off.) Good Idea huh? Those if favor say I... I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. Go ahead, you can say I'm brilliant, I wouldn't mind XOXO