This one seems pretty OOC but I just wanted to lighten the mood. o:

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"Shera."

"Yes?"

"I don't know how to break it to you… but… uh," he stuttered. She dropped whatever she was doing and faced him, waiting for him to continue. "Remember I told you I wanted to go to the church last week? But it was closed and I threw the fit and now your pot is damaged and…" She placed a finger on his mouth, silencing him.

"So, basically. You want to go today."

"Uh huh." He nodded gleefully. "And why?" she murmured.

"'Cause yer getting married to buff ol' Highwind." He showed off the classy grin, and mentally flicked off Cloud. He didn't need that romantic bullshit.

"Do I have a choice?" Shera stifled a laugh, blindly smoothing out his shirt.

"Fuck no, lady. It's a uh… redtorical statement!"

Now she really laughed, "You mean rhetorical, Professor Highwind."

He grunted and grabbed her chin, "You. Outside. It opens in twelve minutes." And then he ran out, an eager skip in his movements.

She called after him, slowly getting up. "Hey, Chirpy. Wait up for your blushing bride."

"You wish!"

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Neko: Hehe. I'll tell the guy so. xD

Yoshi: I've taken that idea to mind and I already know what I'm going to do with it. Thanks! D

Mako: I got all moody over it too, I wanted to do justice to the returning storyline. .. !! fights with Mako over Cid

Cendrillo: Certainly, but each time you say it the appreciation isn't lost. I love hearing things over and over and I know how difficult it is to think up something different. oo Wow, I sound like I'm bragging but I'm really not. And uh, OF COURSE I DO. I'M HERE TO SPREAD THE LOVE TO THIS SUNKEN COMMUNITY. That's a BIG message, haha.

Ziptango: Okay, that metaphor is pretty funny. I'd probably get a knock on a head if I said this, but if you take into consideration - Cid only uses a cigarette because he can't get onto her without a big fight and kablooey. I just typed the first line and I thought I'd do something like 'Sometimes,' which it has unexpected in nearly every line. It's cool to write like that. x