-.-.-Unadulterated Supernatural Crack-.-.-
Summary: A collection of crack drabbles based on the "What would Dean say if…" thread over at sn.tv These are my answers to some of the many hilarious questions asked.
26: D&D!
WWDSI Sam had started playing D&D rpg and his character was the elf king?
Dean: Sam...(long pause) what is that?
Sam: What?
Dean: That thing that you're wearing!
Sam: This? This is my cloak. (smiles brightly)
Dean: Right... and why do you have a cloak?
Sam: Well, duh, it's part of my outfit.
Dean: Outfit? Since when did your outfit consist of cloaks instead of hoodies?
Sam: There was this group in the library the other day and they introduced me to the world of D&D.
Dean: Dungeons and Dragons?
Sam: Yeah, its full of elves and orcs and wizards... I'm the elf king!
Dean: I saw the movie...
Sam: You wanna join?
Dean: Dude... seriously, that crap is for twelve year olds and geeks who spend their whole life hiding in closets with their computers.
Sam: (completely ignoring Dean) I've got all these die as well to use...
Dean: You mean you wasted money on that stuff??
Sam: No, I found them in the trunk of the Impala.
(pause)
Dean: You what?
Sam: I found them in the trunk...
Dean: Give me the die Sam.
Sam: Why?
Dean: Give me them, now.
Sam: Nah, ah. Finders keepers.
Dean: But they're mine!!
Sam: Mine now.
Dean: You went searching through my things!!
Sam: I needed to do the laundry... you were busy so I couldn't ask.
Dean: SAM! Give me my die!
Sam: So which are you Dean, the twelve year old or the geek who spends their whole life hiding in a closet with a computer?
A/N: I had to ask a friend how you play D&D for a bit of this and the conversation ended up me being pretty confused.