One Piece: Draco's Crew
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Cover: Malchior look angry as he find out his face was painted green, well his crew was laughing at him.
Return to Loguetown: Old Acquaintancies
"Ok...tell me who put my dummy in my room?" Karai said as she look at Roy, who was busy with his training.
"I think you can figure it out", Roy mutter as he swing his weapon downwards, then spin it as he smirk, thinking it could be some sort of shied, but it fly out of his hand and stabbed the mass. He sigh as he walk over to it and pull on, but he stop as he notice Karai, looking very angry.
"Tell me who put it there..." she hiss as she walk over to him, with two fingers pointing at him, and without warning, she strike him three times in between the his neck and his left shoulder.
Roy hissed in pain as he felt his left arm was in pain, then it goes numb and look at her, "You know the answer to that question."
She blink and sigh as she strike the same pressure point, bringing back the feeling of Roy's arm. She turn around and walk away from him, "If you need me, I'll be in me room."
"Like I need you.", Roy mutter as he rubbed his shoulder and rolled the joint as he watch her walk away. He turn his head, seeing the ram head ship and glance up at their flag, noticing a Jolly Roger, wearing a strawhat. He chuckle to himself as he take hold of his weapon, and though 'I hate to be on that ship.'
-in the center of the Loguetown-
"So, what should we do?" Jessie ask as she look throw the area, noticing there's a lot of marines, marching around with rifles resting on their shoulders.
"Well, we can go back to my ro..." Malchior was cut off by being slap,
"This is no time to joke around.", Jessie growl and look straight at her captain.
"Fine. Let's go look for another sword for me.", Malchior said as he shut his eyes and begin to walk down the road.
"Why do you need two swords?" Jessie ask as she follow him to a corner and turn to another, "Isn't one sword enough?"
"Jessie...I'm a Nittouryu user, My father was a Nittouryu, and his father was a Nittouryu...", he stop and turn around, looking at her throw his shades, "Do I have to say anymore?"
"So...it's a family thing, huh?", Jessie ask as she look at him.
"Yes.", Draco answer as he turn around and follow the road, "Yes it is, but before you ask, I'm not talking about my family." He stop and found a green hair man with his hand on the window, look very piss at the swords. He roll his eyes, He must of break his katana, again. Baka Santouryu User. "Jessie, can you do me a favor?"
"What is it?" She ask glaring at him, thinking he'll say something prevy, but he just turned around and pulled off his sheath, with sword and place it on the wall.
"Watch this for me,", Malchior said calmly as he show light smile, "Well I'll take to someone."
"Alright.", Jessie said as she watch him turned around and head toward the man, "But how long this will take?"
"A few minutes", he answer as his long, black hair wave in the wind. What do I say to this baka?, he thought to himself and stop beside him and shut his eyes, "Long time, no see, Zolo"
"You!", he said as he turn to him, with his hand on his reaching for the hilt of Wado Ichimonji, but stop as he notice he was unarm, "You have a lot a nevre to come toward me, unarm, Malchior!"
"You still think I'm the one who hurt your friend." Malchior ask with a light sigh, "You know I wasn't the one who killed her."
Zolo sigh as he know he was telling the truth, he then turned his head, facing the sword display, look at the swords prices again.
"So how did you break them this time?", Malchior ask as he lean against the window, facing the crowd.
"I didn't break them." Zolo said as he glare at the swords, "They were destroy."
"There's a first...", Malchior mutter as he slide his hands into his pockets, "So who break them?"
"Mihawk." Zolo said in a cold but calm tone.
Malchior raise a brow, "Either you're telling the truth, or you're trying to tell a joke.", he said as he turn around, "And if this is a joke, it's a bad one." Draco pick his ear as he look at the crowd, "So are you planning to take my bounty?"
"I'm not a bounty hunter.", Zolo answer as he turn his head, looking at him as Malchior flick his earwax to the side, "I never was a bounty hunter. I just hunt pirates for the reward, but I gave it up."
Malchior look at Zolo and raise a brow, "Then how about you join my crew?"
"I can't.", he answer as he look at the katana again, "I'm already part of a crew. Beside I can't stand you."
"Good point.", Malchior reply as he turn around, "See you around, Zolo.", and walk away from the pirate hunter, as sound of a fight broke out. Draco and Zolo turned their head to find two ugly pirates messing with Tashigi, then draco glance at Zolo, who was reaching for his sword as he was crouching, planning to step in. Baka. She can handle herself. Malchior though as he head away from the crowd as the sound of the two men hitting the road.
Malchior head toward the blonde, but stop as he come to an alley, letting growling to himself. He glance at Jessie, who was leaning against the wall, and watch the people go by, Just hold on a bit longer.
He then walk into the alley, as he took off his shade and glance around. He came to a stop as Malchior glare at the side of him, "Show yourself, Dragon."
A man wearing a green cloak, appear from the darkness of the alley, "Long time, no see, Malchior."
"Cut the small talk and tell me what you're doing here."
"I'm not here to recloot you.", Dragon said as he grin grow bigger, "I remember the last time."
"Yeah...Three years back...I took out 50 of you men, without killing a single one." Malchior said as he shut his eyes and shake his head, "Just tell me why you're here, Dragon."
"I'm visiting my son."
"I didn't know that Ace was here.", Malchior said with a smirk, "Tell him I'll be seeing him on the open sea.", then he head out of the alley.
"No. My other son." Dragon said as Malchior stop in his tracks and blink.
Malchior put on his shades and turn his head, "I see. Well, I'll see him on the open seas.", Draco then walk out of the alley and head toward Jessie, looking at her as he reach for his katana.
"What took you?" Jessie ask as she glare at him.
"Oh, just talk with an old acquaintance of mine and then I have other bussiness to take care of.", Malchior said with a weak grin.
-somewhere in the middle of town-
Harry carried two, large, brown bag and mutter to himself, "Long-nose baka!", as he walk down the street, passing stores, "If I see that baka again, I'll take his sissy purse and throw it to the nearest sea king."
-ten minutes earily-
"Welcome, sir!" said the salesman, rubbing his hand together as Harry walk in the store full with item and other odds and ends, "All of the items you see on display..."
Harry cut the man off and smirk some as he carried a brown bag, "Look, all I need is to know if you have one of these around?", Harry ask as his crystal pendulum slide out of his sleeve and he hold it up for the man to see.
"Well...we do have something like that." the man said as he run toward the back and smirk to himself, "Be right back"
"Take your time." Harry said as he walk around the store looking at items, but stop as something caught his eye. He bend down to a chest, cover in gold plating and he open it, noticing a mini-chemistry set and a large dark blue cloth. He took hold of the cloth and found out that it was a cape.
"Sir...I'm sorry say that the stone you were looking for was destroy", said the sellman who walk toward Harry, right after he shut the chest.
"It's alright." Harry said with a sigh and got up, took holding the chest, "How much for this?"
The man smirk to himself as he look at the chest, "It's cost 10 hundred bellis, but for you, I'll sell it for 8 hundred."
"I'll give you 50 belles", Harry said as he hold the chest, glance at the man, telling him that the fool is trying to trick him.
"Alright, how about 6 hundred?", he ask as his grin slowly change into a fake smile.
"75 billes" Harry said as he narrow his eyes.
"2 hundred berri." the salesman said as slightly growl to him.
"I guess I'll take my bussiness somewhere else.", Harry said as he hand the chest to the salesman and walk toward the exit.
"Fine, a hundred.belli", the salesman said with a sigh of defeat.
Harry smile as he turn around, "Deal!", and hand him the money. A moment later, the salesman hand him a brown bag and tell him to come again with angry grin.
Harry walk out of the shop and chuckle, but he wasn't watching where he was going, and hit into a long-nose guy, wearing a pair of overalls and a bandanna over his black hair, carring a purse-like bag over his shoulder, causing both of them to fall down as the bag open up and an egg flew out and landed on his face.
-back to the present-
He stop infront of a woman's clothing shop and took a deep breath, I can do this. Harry walk in with a gulp as he look around, but walk out of the shop, breathing heavy as blood drip from his nose.
"Maybe you should get her some flowers.", said a female voice, "Unless this is one of your hobbies."
Harry wiped his nose with a cloth from his breast pocket and look up, to find an orange hair girl, holding bags in her arms. "I don't know what you're talking about,", He said with a light chuckle, "but maybe you're right about flowers."
"You need any help?", she ask with a grin as Harry slowly stand up and look at her.
"I think I can handle it, miss..."
"Nami.", she reply as she turned around and walk off, "Wish you look with your girlfriend."
He blink and watch the woman walking away from him, slightly blushing from the commit and walk away from the shop.
-Back to Malchior and Jessie-
"We been throw every weapon store to sword shop and you can't find a sword you want.", Jessie growl as she walk next to her captain, "What's wrong with you?"
"Nothing wrong with me." Malchior answer as he notice a boy with short, brown hair running out of a shop, with what he though was the kid's older brother, who knock into Tashigi, who snapped at the man, then walk into the shop,
"Jessie...well don't you go to the fish mark and look around. Pick out a few and maybe find some seeds.", Malchior said as he push up his shades and walk away, "I'll be over there as soon as I can."
"Alright with me", she asnwer, leaving him to do as he please, with a light grin, Finally, I can get some work down.
She don't understand that a sword is more then a weapon. he though as he walk to the sword stop, looking at the blades, guns, and other weapons that hung on the walls and displays. He turn to the side, looking at the sword and pick one up, sliding it out of it's sheath and look at the blade careful.
He slide it back as he shake his head no and place it back on it's display. You're not the one I'm looking for. He though and glance over his shoulder, finding Zolo holding up his arm after he tossing a sword in the air. It flipped down to the pirate hunter's arm, but missed the arm and stabbed into the floor. A cursed katana...Didn't figure he'll be the one to find one, let alone own one.
He looked around the shop as he make sure that the dizly girl don't see his face, as he keep looking at each blade as the owner run into the back and came back with another sword, raising a brow at it as the owner, explain about how what its and why he giving it to Zolo. Must be a lucky guy to have Yubashin. Wonder if he have any sword for me.
-On the otherside of town-
"That was a very good duel you had, Daddy Masterson." Ken said as he leaning on a railing as he looking at the huge man wearing a cowboy hat and a tan cloak, with a black moustache and goatee.
"So how much did you heard?", Daddy ask as Ken glance at the long-nose teen and Nami.
"Enough to know there's someone out there beat you pretty badly." Ken said as he turn and smile, but then he was tackle by a bloude little girl.
"Hi, Uncle Kenny." She said with a sweet smile as she look up at him.
He chuckle as he place a hand on her head and playful rubbed it, "What did I say the last time you call me that, Carol?"
"You won't by me ice cream.", she said as she give Ken a pout that can softly the hardest heart in the world.
"Well...I'll think about it.", Ken said as he smile and set up, looking at Daddy, "But first, I have bussiness with you're father."
"What sort of bussiness?", Daddy ask, raising his brow to Ken, and look at his empty holsters.
Ken sigh as he pulled out a cigarette and light it. He took a long drag on it as he look at the man, "Daddy the Father...", he said as he drop the cigarette on the ground and stomp it out, "I need you're help."
Daddy glare at him and turn around with a light sigh, "I know the place that can help you out, but no more smoking around Carol"
"Alright.", Ken said as he put on his brown fedora, "But I don't see why I can't smoke around her, if Uncle Smokey can smoke around her."
"Just shut up.", Daddy growl to himself as his daughter walk over to him and tooked hold of her father's hand.
-At the docks-
Jessie look around the fish market, which she should be enjoying herself but a blonde man was following her. She growl to herself as she turned around and smack his cheek, "Leave me alone, Sanji.", she shouted out his name after he gave it to her, a few minutes ago.
She turn around and quickly rush throw the crowd, trying to hide from the man, who shouted, "Where are you, Jessie-chan?"
A few minutes later, Jessie stop running and panted hard as she stand beside a fish stand, then she glance down at a purple fishes, that look like a cross between a pineapple and a large cod. She pick it up by the tail and look at it, then look at the bender, "Sir, did you caught this fish today?"
"Yes, ma'am." he answer with a grin.
"But how can this be? I mean, I saw all the fish of the East Blue, and I never saw this...this..."
"It's a pine cod and of course you won't find in the East Blue." The bender said as as he took the fish from her and place it down, "It's native to the South Blue."
"Oh... I forgot how some schools of fishs come to the the currents.", She stop as she notice a big crowd forming around a single boat, "What's going on?"
"Let's go find out." he reply as he turn around and the two walk toward the crowd.
"What the hell?!?!" Jessie said with somewhat shock look on her face, "Is that what I think it is?"
-Fighting Dreamers play in the back ground-
-Everyone was laying around looking kinda of tired-
Malchior: People. We're on! -he shouted in the back ground-
Malchior: Uh...umm...did we did the theme song already? -he ask in a tired tone-
Malchior: YES WE DID!!!!!! -a boot came flying throw the air and hit the host in the head- NOW WAKE UP!
Malchior: I'm up...-yawn- I'm up...-look at the carma and smile tirely- Anyways, welcome to the show...Jessie, you can start well I get something.
Jessie: Lazy. -she said as she rolled her eyes and smile at the carma- Anyhoo, to the first and basical only question. Yes, Malchior is a D. His full name is Malchior D. Raco, but the government thought it was a good idea to change it a bit. -shut her eyes with a grin- I hope that help. Now you all remember to send me your question so we can spend more time on other subject. -turn to Malchior, who was drink coffee at of it pot- You're to Draco.
Malchior: -Just rolled his eyes as he set the pot down on the desk- Well, today, we have a special guest. -grin some- The man who have 8,000 followers. The man who have no fear. The one! The only! Captain Usopp! -push a botton for applause, but only a cricket was heard as Usopp walk in-
Usopp: Thank you! Thank you! You're too kind. -cricket stop as and eerie silent throw the stage, as Usopp walk over and set down near Malchior-
Malchior: -rolled his eyes as Jack flew up onto his shoulder- Thanks for taking your time out to be with us.
Usopp: It's my pleasure. -grin- It's hard to be so popular at times.
Malchior: -blink and then raise a brow- Riiiggght...-sigh and mutter- Let's just get this over with before I try to throw you into a wall.
Usopp: Alright. So what do you want to talk about? My new book? My new line of slingshot that will coming out in a few days from now? -he ask as with a goofy grin-
Malchior: -cough and then turn for a second, grabbing the coffee pot and gulp it down and mutter- I wish it was beer...
Jack: Yeah...I have a question for you. -he said as he jump off Malchior shoulder and landed on the desk- So...ummm...Usopp..is that...-snicker- a purse you have with you?
Usopp: What!? No! Of course not! -he said as he sweatdrop- I used it to keep all my stuff in, like my star bombs and my slingshot and a couple of snacks.
Malchior: -turn and look at the long nose pirate- So it's a purse.
Usopp: It's not a purse! -he said as he stand up, looking angry-
Jack: Do you keep your nail polish in it
Usopp: No! -look depressed as tears start to run down his cheeks, like a river-
Malchior: Well the only way we can settle this is to look at a few clips. -grin as a huge screem appear behind them- Roll the film!
-snow appear on the screem and then show a shot of Luffy and Usopp passing by Nami's sister- Arlong is going to die. Usopp. Quickly get your sissy purse out.
-another clip showing Usopp and Nami standing byside- Oh!! Help!! Nami stole my purse.-Nami smack him on the head as she look angry-
-another clip showing a merman(fishman) standing infront of Usopp- Oh my god! This merman trying to steal my purse.
-showing Usopp holding up a rubberband to Chu- Give me back my purse you idiot! -Chu flick-
-Luffy, Sanji, and Zolo standing by side as Usopp seem to have shark like teeth and yelled- You guys are Assholes! Give me back, my purse!
-A marine officer look down at Usopp- Kid, I need to see your driver license. -usopp nod and reach for his purse- Let me get my sissy purse out.
-a black and white picture of Usopp, holding his purse, look like he rubbing it as he crouching down in a corner- My preciousss...
-screem turn back to snow and then disappear-
Usopp: Ok. So that last part wasn't me at all. -he yelled at the two-
Jack: Yeah it was. -he said in a calm tone-
Usopp: No it wasn't! -he growl at them-
Jack: Yeah it was. -he repeated-
Usopp: NO IT WASN'T! -he scream-
Malchior: Look. We'll leave you alone if you amite it's a purse. -He said as he finish the coffee-
Usopp: -look at the two and reach into his bag and turn around as he drop a smoke bomb- NEVER!!!! -he yelled as he run off the stage- YOU NEVER CATCH ME!!!! HAHAHA!!!!
Malchior: My god...He ran off. -he said as the smoke clear-
Jack: Yeah, -turn to the place where he was setting showing Usopp's purse- but he left his purse.
Malchior: -smirk and pick up the bag- Well, that end our shop for today. -open it up and run hin hand though it- Don't forget to reveiw this story or the show.
-ending with PotC theme-
Jack: What are you looking for? he ask as he set on Malchior's shoulder, washing him in the purse-
Malchior: I'm looking for some gum. -Malchior mutter but quickly pull his hand out as it was in a mouse trap- Damn...
Terms:
Pine Cod: A purple fish, that look like it's part pineapple, that's native to the South Blue.