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Chapter 26: Enemy reveals!
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"I still can't believe you managed to build this thing in the course of one montage," Thrall commented.
"Da power of Chuck Norris was with him mon," Vol'jin replied.
It had been three days since they had escaped the Junkyard and were now in Lor'themar's creation on the road into the rockies. Some how Lor'themar and Vol'jin had furnished the two story beast in less than ten hours. They'd set up a mini bar, bathroom with shower and two sinks, Tv with Xbox 360, Wii, and PS3, couches, several beds up stairs, and even a sound proof room to put Velen in. It even had wifi.
"Hail ta Chuck Norris then," Magni said taking a swig from his beer.
"Hail," Illidan agreed.
"Indeed," Varian commented watching Blade Runner with Cairne and Rhonin.
Kael'thas meanwhile was in the back of the beast, just out side Velen's sound proof room, with his Zanpaktou on his lap. From a glance he looked to be meditating.
"Kael'thas, what are you doing?" Jaina asked watching him.
"Trying to figure out my Zanpaktou's name so I can release its shikia," Kael'thas replied.
"Its what?" Jaina asked.
"It's what happens when a Zanpaktou takes on part of its true form," Illidan answered.
This attracted many odd looks.
"Look the guy spends half his time watching anime. You pick up on a few things," Illidan stated gruffly.
Suddenly Lor'themar frowned as he saw a sign on the roadside.
"Hey Thrall!" He called back.
"What?" Thrall asked.
"We got a sign up ahead that says 'Anime Convention this way' what should we do?" Lor'themar asked.
"Why should we care about an anime convention?" Vereesa demanded.
"There could be someone from Blizzard there," Tyrande noted.
"Take us in Lor'themar," Thrall ordered.
"Something in my bones says this is a bad idea," Cairne huffed.
"Cairne, your bones bitch about everything," Varian noted.
"Don't mock my bones," Cairne snapped.
They pulled off the road and pulled up to a large convention center type building with numerous cars parked out front.
"Why would there be an anime convention all of the way out here?" Sylvanas asked.
"Maybe to avoid criticism," Rhonin suggested.
Lor'themar parked them in the first couple of open spaces he could find and everyone filed out.
"You do know we need tickets to go to something like this?" Vereesa stated.
"Yeah but when has that stopped us?" Varian asked rhetorically.
They made their way across the parking lot to the main doors which Cairne threw open.
"What the?" Thrall started.
The place was deserted and the lights were all out.
"The hell is going on here?" Varian wondered.
Suddenly a thick green mist floated over to them!
"Gas!" Sylvanas yelled.
"Run!" Jaina yelled.
Before they could escape however a metal baricade slammed shut behind them trapping them inside!
"Its a trap!" Cairne yelled.
"Gee! No shit Ackbar!" Magni replied.
Before they could say anything else however they all collapsed one by one until all of them were on the ground out cold.
Varian groaned and opened his eyes to find himself and all of the others tied to chairs in a line.
"Hey guys, wake up!" He hissed.
Thrall moaned and opened his own eyes and was soon followed by everyone else.
"What happened?" Rhonin groaned.
"Welcome mortals... To one of my many lairs," Said a dark and sinister voice.
"Who's there?" Varian demanded.
"Santa?" Kael'thas said hopefully.
"No! I'm not Santa you dumbass! Now shut up!" The voice snapped.
"Can someone turn a light on please?" Sylvanas asked.
"Ugh, fine let me take my true form. This is getting us no where," the voice growled. "Hogger why didn't you pay the electric bill?!"
"Well no, we kinda ran out of cash after you bought the Corvette," The gruff voice of the Gnoll replied.
"Hogger!? Varian said alarmed. "The bane of so many Allaince noobs?!"
"Isn't that like you're entire population mon?" Vol'jin asked. Several of the Horde leaders snickered at this.
"Oh shut up," Varian growled.
"Silence!" The Sinister voice snapped.
Then suddenly fire ignited in the room and the dark brooding form of a massive dragon emerged from the darkness. Each crevas in its mighty armor was filled with acid, each plate of solid adamantite, and hot magma burned.
"HOLY SHIT ITS DEATH WING!" Rhonin yelled.
"Oh no," Jaina and Tyrande said.
"Oh fuck," Varian and Thrall said at the same time.
"Oh my god!" Lor'themar and Sylvanas yelled.
"Oh snap!" Vol'jin yelled
"Oh crap," Illidan muttered.
"So its not Santa?" Kael'thas said.
"Santa don't exist boy, when I was your age we didn't have Winter Veil, we had 'Rape an Elek day'," Velen said.
"Ew..." Everyone said.
"Dis be why we keep ya locked up mon," Vol'jin muttered.
Death Wing chuckled, his laughter thundering through the halls while the small Gnoll tried to avoid being squished.
"Correct, its been a while mortal," Death Wing said smuggly.
"What are you doing and why are you here!?" Vereesa demanded.
"Queit simple you fools," Death Wing answered. "You see, because of the upcoming new Expansion, Cataclysm I am going to reenter the world and become a raid boss. In fact the focus of the whole expansion is on me."
"Oh here we go. Evil speech time," Rhonin muttered.
"I said shut up!" Death Wing snapped. "I'm evil and I get to make a little evil speech ever now and again! Even those two did it."
"That's true," Illidan agreed.
"After what happened to Arthas when Icecrown Citadel got released, I've realized that Blizzard will literaly take any character they want and make them kill able at some point. Thus a little bit of, self preservation kicked in." Death wing conitnued as Hogger Pulled out a computer, projector, and opened up a power point showing runs on Icecrown Citadel, Blizzard Employee's, and then Arthas, Illidan, and Kael'thas.
"Hey don't rope us in with that asshole," Illidan snapped. "He won't be prepared for the next time I face him!"
"You see I'm going to make Blizzard have me become so awesome I'll be impossible to kill and everyone willl get so fed up with me that they stop trying to run my raid!" Deathwing proclaimed.
"And how do you plan to do that?" Varian demanded.
"I'll show you!" Deathwing proclaimed clicking the mouse on his power point.
Insantly Varian, Thrall, Cairne, Illidan, Lor'themar, Magni, Rhohin, Kael'thas, and Vol'jin's nose instantly began pouring blood and their pants seemed to appear instantly uncomfortably tight. Jaina, Sylvanas, Tyrande, and Vereesa stared in utter shock.
"That wasn't supposed to happen," Deathwing muttered. "The hell is wrong with you mortals?"
"Ummm... Look at the screen boss," Hogger muttered.
Deathwing turned about to see a topless picture of elven form Alexstratza streching out sexy style and winking slyly. Deathwing turned beat red.
"Oh shit!" He said clicking again to show a diagram.
"Why did you have that?" Jaina demanded.
"It was a birthday present she thought was funny joke..." He muttered.
"Can I get a copy of dat mon?" Vol'jin asked.
"NO!!" Deathwing snapped.
"All that aside how are you going to convince Blizzard to make your raid so hard the only way players well survive is if they have gear twenty times stronger than the current stuff?" Jaina demanded.
"By holding them all hostage until the nerf all the upcoming gear, and give me a health pool equal to all of the twenty five man heroic bosses in Icecrown citadel!" Death Wing exclaimed.
"And what make you think we aren't going to stop you?" Varian demanded.
"Oh here comes the overly complex, hyper exotic death," Rhonin said rolling his eyes.
Death Wing glared at Rhonin.
"This is why I fucking hate you," he growled. "You never let me have any fun."
"Is Rhonin actually contributing?" Magni whispered to Cairne.
"Seems like it," Cairne replied.
"Part of the reason why I married him," Vereesa tossed in.
Death Wing transfromed into his human form.
"My particular death form for the lot of you is that I'm going to open up a portal that shall unleash one raid boss Blizzard has never released because she is to damn powerfull," Death Wing explained. "Hogger, start up the car. And slash their tires to be sure."
"Aye boss," Hogger said.
"Hey I just built that thing!" Lor'themar yelled as Hogger left the building.
Death Wing at the same time however opened a massive portal.
"The bindings on your chairs should release momentarily, not that being able to move will help you much," Death Wing gloated before he left himself trapping them in darkness with only the portal for light.
Within seconds however their bounds released and they rose from their chairs.
"Who was he talking about?" Tyrande asked.
"No idea," Illidan replied. "Anyways be prepared for anything."
Then suddenly from the portal their came a mighty gurgling sound and everyone froze. The forth from the portal emerged.
"RUN!!" Kael'thas yelled. "IT'S MURKILLA!!"
"MRRGGAGHH!!! Murkilla roared as it raised its mighty flippers to the sky and everyone screamed in terror.
Ranger24: :D
Yes I just did unleash Murkilla on our favorite faction leaders. Now let us see how they fair against the mighty beast. Read and review!