SM owns Carlisle and his crazy ex-girlfriend.
This is right after Carlisle and Bella had their big argument over sex. But I thought it might be in poor taste given in later chapters you find out the Cullen children were abused. Keep in mind the writing is from when I first started and I didn't really change it. : ) Hope you enjoy it.
Thanks Mizzdee my wonderful beta who I am sure was going nuts reading this one. I know this is far below what you expect from me and I bet it was driving you insane. Which I must say makes me giggle a lot…lol.
Bad Boys
Chapter Ten
Outtake: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Carlisle had called my phone at 4:30 am, drunk and still not in a very pleasant mood. He keeps saying the same shit repeatedly. "Stay away from me, Bella. You're a fucking cock tease." blah, blah, blah. What's a girl to do with a drunk ex boyfriend? Hang up and turn the freaking phone off, that's what. There certainly wasn't any "working things out" in his current condition that was for sure.
When I turned my phone back on I had several voice mails from Carlisle. He was still calling me a fucking bitch and telling me to pick up my phone. Dumb ass, I have a cell phone, it wasn't like I was screening my calls. I knew that I still loved him but after awhile the name calling had gotten to me. I was getting slightly angry with him. Alice said that was a positive thing. I needed to get really mad to get over him.
I skipped two days of school the following week. I couldn't face Carlisle knowing I wasn't even supposed to look in his direction. Alice had said Carlisle had been in a foul mood those two days. Great, I just know he'll be in one today as well. I started giving myself a little pep talk. I'll just get out of my truck and ignore him. I can still talk to the others. He's wasn't my boss after all. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on, or should I say hog. I laughed at my little joke.
I pulled into my usual spot and, God bless Alice, she walked over to my truck and escorted me over to that bunch of criminals. I didn't even glance at that asshole for fear of what hurtful words he might say.
"Hi everyone," I greeted in my normal tone of voice. Edward was quick on the comeback.
"Well Hellooooo Bella and how are you doing this fine morning?" he asked walking over in my direction.
"Good thanks and you?" I asked sweetly.
"Mmmm, I'm doing very well thanks. How about I escort you to class?" he asked while throwing his arm over my shoulder and walking me towards the building. Alice and Jasper were beside us and I could hear the footfalls of the other three following close behind us.
"I was just thinking that since you're a free woman and all now that maybe I could take you shopping for a new pair of shoes," he said laughing at his own little joke. He looked back over his shoulder, no doubt taunting Carlisle.
"Edward," I said flatly. "I'm not sleeping with you."
"Bella, Bella, Bella, I feel sure that you will change your mind given a little more time with me. I have wonderful skills in the bedroom," he stated while opening the door for us to go through. Then he took his finger and poked me in the ribs effectively getting a giggle out of me. Flirt much?
"Edward," Carlisle huffed and gave him that frosty look in warning.
"What? I'm breaking no rules here. You broke up with her remember that? She's a free agent now, so to speak. I am very interested in getting to know my new best friend." Edward stared intently back at Carlisle not backing down in the slightest.
"Shall we Bella?" Edward took my hand at that point walking me away from the others. He left me just inside the door of my first morning class.
Great now I've gone from one problem to another. I can't concentrate on anything that's going on and Charlie will kill me if my grades drop suddenly. Fuck, I can't even get that damn song to stop playing in my head…bad boys, bad boys what 'cha gonna do what 'cha gonna do when they come for you? It's going to be a long fucking day.
When lunch time finally arrived I decided I would slip out the door and hide in my truck from everyone. I just couldn't deal with any more crap. Grabbing my sketch pad and pencils I slid safely inside my truck seat. No sign of anyone anywhere, thank you God.
My phone chirped letting me know I had a text from Alice.
Where are you? Ali
Hiding out in my truck, alone time, Bella
Okay if you need me let me know, Ali.
I won't…go kiss your boyfriend, Bella.
I pulled out my sketch pad and started drawing Carlisle. I drew the four different faces I had seen, cold and steely eyed, slightly happy, lust filled, and pissed off. I called it the four faces of an asshole. I laughed a little to myself at that one. All too soon the bell rang, and I was back in class. The rest of the day went by a little more quickly.
I took my time getting to my truck, hoping to avoid any confrontation with Edward or Carlisle. However, to no avail because Edward found me and threw his arm around my waist, pulling me close to him and trying to look into my eyes. What the fuck? So I gave him 'The Look' and he dropped his hand leading me over toward his bike.
"Would you like to take a ride with me, Bella?" he asked while grinning at me mischievously.
"No thanks, I really have other things I need to get done," I explained. "Missing two days of school leaves a lot of work for me to make up."
"Oh come on Bella just a short…ride," he said suggestively while looking straight at Carlisle like he had won the fucking lottery.
"No Edward I can't." I was now rocking back and forth on my feet and biting my lip.
"Please," he begged doing his best pouty face.
"I said no," I stated with a harsh edge to my tone of voice.
"Fine."
"Fine."
"Fucking bitch," he muttered. Oh no, he did not just go there! That's does it, I am officially pissed off.
"Did you just call me a bitch, Edward? Because I'm thinking that I must have misunderstood you," I said crossing my arms and daring him to admit it.
"Why yes Bella, I did just call you a fucking bitch. No wonder you can't keep a man. You, my dear, are a prude."
So I reached up and grabbed him by that stupid nose ring of his. "Listen here asshole, the days of Bella Swan being nice are over. You will not get anywhere near this prudes pussy, dickhead." I then let it go and fuck me but he was pissed. He grabbed me by the hair and pulled my face up towards him and before I knew what I was doing I had effectively kneed him in his groin. Then I turned around looking at everyone's shocked faces. Edward was holding his package and groaning. Ah, poor thing.
"Well I've effectively gotten two men to hate me within one week. I'm up for another round," I shouted. Carlisle smirked and I just happened to see it as I glanced around. Round two had officially begun.
I reached down and picked up a rock from the pavement and threw it right past Carlisle's left ear. I bet he felt the wind off of that one. Yes I know that throwing rocks is childish and uncalled for. Carlisle was stunned and, before he could react, I came barreling toward him lifting my foot and kicking him in his shin. I looked up at him, slapped my hands together to get the dust off, so to speak, then looked back up at him and said. "Fuck you, fuck you, and especially you," I said looking at Edward. "Now, I just feel all kinds of better."
"Did you just kick me Bella?" Carlisle asked raising his eyebrow at me.
"My goodness, you are a clever one there babe. Your grades must be outstanding," I huffed.
The mother fucker laughed at me again, not a good thing to do in my current state of mind. I was seeing red and I had found the target my missile was seeking.
"Bella," Alice warned. "Calm down sweetie, remember who you're dealing with."
"Alice," I said calmly. "I know exactly who I'm dealing with." I hauled off and kicked his other shin as well. He actually said 'ouch' and I rolled my eyes. "That's all you've got, 'ouch'? What a pussy thing to say Carlisle," I challenged. "I think you can do better than that." This time my punch landed right in his stomach. He didn't even react to it but damn it hurt my hand, it was throbbing.
"Are you quite finished, Bella?" Carlisle asked calmly.
Before I could answer him Rosalie walked over and I had that bad feeling in my gut. You know the one you get right before you get your ass kicked. She was a girl after all and she didn't care to hit one.
"Damn it," I said rolling my eyes.
Carlisle held his hand up to her motioning for her to stop, she did. Why I am not afraid of two grown men yet one blonde woman can scare the living shit out of me. Oh yeah, she had effectively kicked my ass already.
Carlisle then walked over to me. "Bella you never cease to amaze me. Every time I think I have you all figured out you go and do something completely out of your character," he said smiling at me. "Sweetheart do you have any idea how hard my dick is right now?"
Was he serious? Don't smile back, don't smile back. But I couldn't help the grin that I'm sure looked stupid across my face.
"Hard?" I asked curiously. He grabbed my hand and everyone turned their heads as he pressed his hard cock against it. "That's um, re-really hard," I stuttered out. I wasn't sure what else to say.
"So, are you going to take care of it for me?" he raised an eyebrow in question.
"You still have that condom?" I asked. He shook his head 'no' and walked me over to his bike. He picked up his helmet and placed it securely on my head looking lovingly into my eyes.
"Bella," he said with a smirk. "Is pms always this bad for you? I'm just asking so that I can jot this date down on my calendar," he said smiling mischievously while placing his leg over the seat. I slapped the back of his head playfully.
"You don't have to work today?" I asked.
"No I'm taking my girlfriend out to eat and then I'm going to pop her cherry, you mind?" My stomach did a summersault from his lusty words. I put both arms around his waist as we pulled out of the parking lot. I've got my boyfriend back.