Who's better? Dark? Or MOUSE?

Summery: What happens when a new, world known thief sets their eyes on defeating Dark? A whole lot of chaos, that's what. With secrets, long lost family members, gender confusion, pedophiles, and a pinch of love. Yup! Chaos.

Disclamer: I do not own D. or MOUSE.


Later, Amusement Park

"Ah? Suki?"

Daisuke called her as they sat on a bench inside the park.

For some reason the people at the gate just let them pass, without paying, when Suki showed them a black card. It was now clear that the park was own by the Muon family, judging from all the Mouse related attractions and items.

"Yes?"

Suki looked at her cousin as he looked around at all the people and attractions.

"Who are we meeting?"

He asked as he looked at her.

"Oh! Just an old friend of mine and some of his club mates."

She told him, scanning the crowd before she heard the same voice she had heard yelling over the phone.

"YOU FOUL DEMONS! GIVE ME BACK MY CUTE AND INOCENT LITTLE GIRL!"

"I think that's them."

Suki said as she looked over and saw a blond boy yell at a pair of, 15 year old, identical redheaded twins dressed in designer clothes of red and yellow.

The twins sandwiched a 15 year old girl with short brown hair, wearing a pink dress and blue jeans, in between them, wrapping their arms around her. Looking like she wanted to be anywhere else but here.

The blond boy, about 16, yelling at them had violet eyes, and was dressed in a blue shirt and jeans. He looked like he was going to cry when the twins stuck their tongue out at him, the girl still in between them.

Behind them were three other boys, an other blond with brown eyes, dressed in a cute little white and blue sailor suit, looked to be about 8, as he looked around excitedly from on top the shoulders of a much taller boy. He looked 17, with had shaggy short black hair and grey eyes, and dressed in black and grey plants and sleeveless shirt. His face set in a stone cold emotionless stare.

The last boy looked to around 16; he wore an open sleeveless light blue over a yellow shirt and brown pants. His short black hair was neatly in place and he had a black notebook open as he wrote something in it.

His rimless glasses had a glare that hid his eyes until he looked up and over at them.

Daisuke shivered as he saw the boy's eyes, they were cold, dark, calculating, and emotionless pools of black. It reminded him of how Satoshi's eyes looked the first time he met him.

The boy looked over at the blond, the twins and the girl, who was now being held by the blond. He said something and they all stopped and looked over.

Suki waved as they had their eyes on her, the small bold boy's eyes sparkled, as jumped off of the tall boy's shoulders skillfully and with out hurting him self.

"Sora-chan"

The small boy yelled as he jumped in Suki's open arms, twirling around once.

"Hello, Honey-sempai. It's good to see you too."

Suki said making Daisuke eyes pop and stare at the little boy in her arms, called Honey.

She looked up from Honey to greet the tall boy who had followed Honey over like a loyal dog. She smiled up at the giant.

"Long time no see Mori-Sempai."

"Ah."

Was the only response she got from him but she seemed to take a whole sentence out from that one noise.

"Glad to here it. I didn't know you two were in the Host Club."

She said as she turned back at Honey to chat.

Mean while, Daisuke was still shocked that the little boy was a sempai. The Twins and the other blond looked at him as the girl took the seat next to him on his right.

"Honey-sempai is really 17 if you're wondering."

She told him bluntly, sighing in exhaustion, snapping him out of it. Only to go into a bigger shock at the small boy's real age.

"What!? B-but but he's…"

"Small. Yes, that's why he's the perfect Lolita Type."

Daisuke was interrupted by the boy with glasses, who pushed his glasses up, strangely, just like Satoshi did, as his glasses caught a glare and his hid his eyes.

"Oh! Sorry, Daisuke. I didn't introduce you."

Suki said, as she gently put Honey down. As she waked up to him and the girl standing on his other side, placing a hand on his shoulders that was slightly comforting.

"Ouran Host Club. This is my little cousin, Daisuke Niwa."

She said, gesturing with her other hand at him. She looked down at Daisuke, and gestured to the others.

"Daisuke. This is the Ouran Host Club."

Seemingly out of now where, red rose petals and sparkles swirled around the group of boys like magic as she introduced them as a Club.


Sorry it's so short. This summer hasn't been good for me.

I will try to update more, and if anyone has suggestions please feel free to PM me.

To , It went from Ice cream to Sex because they ment eating it it off of each other. Like a kinky food sex.