Last of the Frog-Catchers
Qui-Gon was a genius;
He taught some children
The quick art
Of frog catching by the lake.
From then on he was a hero
And the children waved at him,
The frog-catching hero.
I didn't say anything about anything
Until their caretaker cornered me,
Told me she's sorry,
But it's about time they knew,
Because they haven't seen him in forever.
We sat the down
By the lake
Told them gently,
Until they figured out
They were the last of the frog catchers.
