Thanks for the suggestions, guys! But I kinda have plans for some that you all have suggested so I'm sorry I won't be taking them! But thank you so much for helping! ^_^

I decided to scrounge through the Bleach cast and picked this glasses kid called Ino! If you go check it out he's just a typical resident of Karakura Town and he's one of the boy's who Kon/Ichigo attacks when he hears him and his friends talking about killing on a gameboy. So we have our ASSISTANT! XD

*ahem* enjoy the rest of the episode ^_^

EPISODE 26

'Then Ganju and Ichigo meet two shinigamis and they have no choice but to fight!' Urahara explains and points to Ikkaku and Yumichika. Ichigo and Ganju stare.

'Let me get this straight,' Ichigo starts. 'You want us to fight a potato-head…'

'…and a turkey?' Ganju finishes in disbelief.

SMASH!

'Who you calling a turkey you half-ass, flea-bitten mongrel?' Yumichika shrieks as he grinds his foot into Ganju's face. 'I'm the most beautiful person you'll ever meet so be grateful my foot's even in your face!'

'What the-HEY! GET OFF ME!' Ichig yelps as he holds of Ikkaku.

'You started it!' Ikkaku yells.

'No need to go all Rambo on me, baldie!'

'Fuck you!'

'Why do you pick actors that just don't get along with others, Urahara?' the scriptwriter sighs.

'Are you kidding me? Look at that chemistry!' Urahara points to the fighting duos. 'I…am a genius.'

'Oh boy,' the writer sighs and smacks his forehead.

'Then I have to do a…happy dance?' Ikkaku says in a deadpan voice.

'Well, I guess it is unnecessary,' Urahara remarks. 'I suppose we can cut it-!'

'NO!' Ikkaku says suddenly and looks all teary-eyed. 'All my life I wanted to dance on TV! To evoke my emotions in dance and express my feelings to my viewers! And now's my chance so I'm not going to pass it up! Thank you for this opportunity, Urahara-san! I won't let you down!'

He bows humbly before the gaping director.

'I like you,' Urahara finally says when he closes his mouth.

'I trap myself in an exploding cannon to get away from Yumichika?' Ganju says incredulously.

'Yup,' Urahara answers.

'…Wow! Am I a super genius or what?' Ganju boasts.

'What,' Ichigo mutters.

'I heard that!'

Ichigo suddenly lunges at Ikkaku who quickly dodges the blow. Ichigo accidentally cuts through a building making it collapse. Ikkaku's eyes widen in shock.

'Don't talk like our fight is-!' Ichigo begins his dramatic speech when a huge block of the building hits him on the head and knocks him out.

'CUT! Damn, we'll have to redo that scene! 'Kay, can someone rearrange that building again for the next scene? We're going to try filming it one more time but from a different angle to boot and-!'

'Uh, Urahara? Shouldn't we help Ichigo?' Ikkaku queries. Urahara glances at Ichigo's inert body.

'Meh, it's not like he's bothering anyone,' Urahara says with a shrug. 'Hey! I want the mike here this time!'

Oh! Apparently, starting with this episode, each ending focuses on a certain squad's captain and lieutenant hence at the end of each episode, I'll do the bloopers of the ending credits! Enjoy! XD

BONUS: ENDING CREDITS

Ichigo, Chad, Uryu, and Orihime all stand poised as the sun rises over them. Orihime wiggles her nose.

'Ah…ah…AHCHOO!' she sneezes, bending backwards, knocking everyone to the ground with Ichigo at the bottom.

'ORIHIME!' everyone yells, except Ichigo since he is buried alive under everyone.

'Cool!' Renji squeals as he looks at all the cutouts of himself lined up for the next shot. 'Damn, I am one fine lieutenant! Can I have one after we're done shooting?'

'Sure,' Urahara replies.

'Can I have one, too?' Ichigo asks.

'Why would you want one?' Renji asks in surprise.

'Oh, my old dartboard broke so I need a new one.'

'…you are so evil.'

Byakuya looks at his cardboard replicas.

'Something's wrong with this one,' Byakuya points out.

'What is it?' Urahara asks.

'It's smiling.'

'Oh yeah! Check out my sweet ass muscles!' Renji boasts as he flexes.

'EWWWW! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR ASS MUSCLES!' Orihime squeals. Renji blanches.

'That's not what I meant, Orihime!' he tries to explain hastily.

'I so love you right now, Orihime!' Ichigo laughs.

Renji lifts his sword to attack.

'HIYAAA-SHIT!' Renji accidentally hits the camera, knocking it over and breaking the lenses.

'Don't worry!' the cameraman sighs in exasperation. 'We have a spare spare. And PLEASE don't try to break this one too, Renji!'