Disclaimer: I don't own Halo 2 still.
Unknown presented Shadow his latest program. "What is it?" Shadow asked. "It's a rewind button!" Unknown explained. "Good it can rewind all of your mistakes...you'll be busy for a good long time..." Shadow said. "Ha-ha-ha..."Unknown said sarcastically. "What you think I'm joking? You're garbage!" Shadow said sitting on his throne. "HAHAHAHA! YEAH! I'm not the one that sits in a chair and barks orders at people!" Unknown said. "Atleast I still do give orders! Now go f- up the Halo 2 Protectors with that junior mod of yours!" Shadow said pissing him off. "We'll see!" Mr. 7 said walking up next to Shadow. "Who the hell is this?" Unknown asked. "He's my 3rd son! I got another son too!" Shadow boasted. "Stop treating it like it's a good thing! You must f- like crazy. What does your wife play too?" Unknown asked. "No she said it was a gory game...but then again she checked into rehab last week for herione and weed!" Shadow explained. "I see anything is possible in Shadow's family!" Unknown yelled. "GET THE F- TO WORK!" Shadow ordered. "Okay I'm going!" Unknown said and ripped a portal open and jumped through.
The Protectors were just talking. They were now trained to be ready for a random situation at any given moment. Unknown joined the game all confident of himself. "Hello losers!" Unknown shouted. "NOW!" Teal yelled and the Protectors through plasma grenades all over Unknown and around him. "That didn't work out too well..."Unknown said and pressed the rewind button. The Protectors returned to normal and they looked at the spot Unknown was standing to see him gone. "Did you guys just see that too?" Sage asked. Unknown assasinated Brown. "HA!" He yelled and Crimson shot him in the face with his shotgun. "HOLD-ON!" Unknown yelled and pressed rewind so he could re-think that. This time Unknown assasinated Crimson and Sage almost stuck him but Unknown pressed the rewind key. "STOP F-ING PRESSING REWIND!" Brown yelled. This time Unknown stuck Trar and Sage and they killed Teal and Crimson leaving Brown alone.
"Ahhhh! I'm liking this outcome!" Unknown said evilly. "Any chance of you pressing rewind?" Brown asked. "Nope...!"Unknown said and pulled out a sniper rifle. "F-!" Brown yelled and ran away. "THE HUNT IS ON BROWNIE!" Unknown yelled and chased after him going at normal speed to give him a chance. "Where are you Brown?" Unknown asked getting his sniper ready. Brown was hiding behind a rock with a shotgun. "I'm going to pwn you when I get my hands on you!" Unknown said and continued to look. Brown jumped out and Unknown shot him right in the chest however Brown was too quick and he shot Unknown, before Unknown could die he pressed rewind. "Okay! He's going to try to shoot me..." Unknown told himself and this time he dodged the bullet only to get shot again. "HOW DID YOU KNOW!?" Unknown asked. "DUH! It's not like it erases my memory!" Brown told. "WHY YOU! I'LL FACE ANOTHER PROTECTOR!" Unknown yelled and rewinded time to when he chose Brown. This time they all dodged the Plasma grenades and started to attack Unknown. But before they could a fire blast shot down from the sky and didn't hit anybody. They looked to see Killer standing there with his flame shotgun. "WHEN DO YOU QUIT!" Teal asked. "I don't quit ever..."Killer told. "SAGE! WHAT DID I TELL YOU! DON'T PROVOKE THE ENEMIES TO RETURN!" Crimson yelled. "ENOUGH!" Unknown ordered trying to get attention back to him. "I STILL GOT THIS REWIND BUTTON!" He yelled. "Well I got a fast foward button!" Killer told. "How can you fast forward? It hasn't happened yet!" Trar yelled. "Let's see I didn't think of that!" Killer said and pressed the button. Killer pressed the button and a huge explosion blasted their bodies around the map. "REWIND!" Unknown yelled and
pressed his button and everything was back to normal. "Well that's garbage!" Killer exclaimed. "Like we said it would be! You can't fast forward in multiplayer how would you know what we would do next!" Teal yelled. "Wow! These guys are smart!" Killer exclaimed. "Yeah, yeah shut the f- up and go press your button somewhere else!" Unknown ordered. "You dising me?" Killer asked. "Does this answer you?" Unknown asked and shot Killer right in the face with his sniper. "Well that n00b is gone it's just us as always!" Unknown said and got ready to press rewind. "Do us both a favor and go for your button Unknown..."Teal whispered. Sage started the western showdown theme music. "SHUT THAT OFF!" Crimson ordered. "I didn't know Unknown had it in him to press a button like a n00by standbyer!" Brown said. "WHAT! I'M NO N00B!" Unknown yelled and fired off his sniper. The Protectors dodged the bullet and Brown had opened up a portal behind Unknown while he was busy. The Protectors meleed him right into it and it closed up. "Well that takes care of him!" Crimson said as if they accomplished something major. Unknown was standing in the cyber world. "OH YEAH! WELL I'LL JUST PRESS REWIND!" Unknown yelled and pressed the button. It replayed and he got shoved into the cyber world and the portal locked. "Hmmm I guess it only works when you enter a game/map!" Unknown guessed.