Adrien/Chat Noir
Marinette/Ladybug
Alya/Wifi
Nino
Chloe
Hawkmoth
(3:05am)
I will rip off your legs and feed them to Jesus
(3:06am)
Don't you sleep?
(3:08am)
I am the ruler of the night. I have no need for sleep!
(3:09am)
You always message me so early in the morning. I get that you don't sleep but I like to take a cat nap here and there so could you wait until the suns up to try and threaten me?
(3:11am)
NO I WILL THREATEN YOU NOW.
(3:12am)
Alright, but can you make it quick? I'd like to get some sleep sometime tonight.
(3:15am)
I will cover you in lettuce and feed you to the snails which will slowly devour your flesh.
(3:16am)
...
(3:17am)
I think they'd just eat the lettuce and leaf me alone...
(3:19am)
It was a good threat...
(3:20am)
Wait I've got a better one, ok here we go... its gonna be great you will be cowering like the scaredy cat you are
(3:21am)
I will rip out your lungs and turn them into shoes
(3:22am)
You have no sole!
(3:24am)
Soon Chat Noir... soon I will find you and follow though with my threats
(3:26am)
I think knot!
(3:27am)
STOP MAKING PUNS I AM TRYINGTO THREATEN YOU HERE!
(3:30am)
Don't get your laces all tied up. I'm just tying to have some fun here :)
(3:31am)
With every pun you make my hatred for you grows.
(3:32am)
How punfortunate.
(4:00am)
Hey Nino
(4:02am)
It's 4a awake
(4:05am)
Oh you know the usual. Saving people, superheroing, being threatened by a butterfly super villain, oh and eating pastries. Can't forget the sweet heavenly taste of the pastries.
(4:06am)
WHO SELLS PASTRIES AT 4AM?
(4:10am)
Well a pastry store was being robbed so naturally I swooped in and saved them before they all wound up bread. To thank me for doughing my job they gave me a batch of pastries. I donut know how to thank them for their kindness.
(4:12am)
Dude come over and give me one!
(4:13am)
I donut know about that Nino. Our paths may not crossoint.
(4:19am)
Come to my house and gimme them instead of making puns
(4:20am)
I can only imagine the death glaze you must be giving your screen right now.
(4:23am)
Wait a sec... Butterfly super villain?
(4:25am)
Yeah if only he would just fly away but nope.
(4:27am)
Butterfly...
(4:28am)
They named themself after a butterfly. 'Hawkmoth' how threatening. Much fright. Such fear.
(4:30am)
Only u would make jokes when u have a super villain threatening u
(4:32am)
Don't furget my purrfectly clawsome puns. I make those too!
(4:35am)
Dude u dead.
(4:36am)
Don't you think I don't know that?
(4:39am)
I have a literal butterfly villain after me and all I do is antagonise him with puns. I'm screwed Nino, it's only a matter of time before he finds me.
(4:40am)
I'm scared Nino
(4:45am)
Dude, Ik u love being Chat Noir and all but maybe u should give up the mask. Maybe u should just go home and go back to urold life, let Chat Noir fade away. Ik that ur chat noir and he's who u r but if he's not in public anymore then butterfly man can't target u. Maybe u should give up the mask and leave the police to protect Paris.
(4:47am)
It's my job to protect them though. Paris has faith in me, I can't let them down.
(4:50am)
It's not ur job. U don't have to protect Paris, it can protect itself. Please dude, stop the superheroing thing, I don't want to see my best friend hurt again.
(4:51am)
Being a hero means doing the right thing no matter the cost. Protecting Paris is right, my life be damned I'm going to protect the city I love.
(4:53am)
Do u even know what ur doing?
(4:54am)
No, but I'll figure it out.
(4:56am)
Please Nino, just trust me on this.
(4:58am)
Aren't u scared?
(5:00am)
Truth be told I'm terrified. I have to be brave though.
(5:03am)
I'll be here for u bro. Just don't die.
(5:05am)
I don't know, my puns are killer after all.
(5:07am)
ADRIEN NO
(5:08am)
ADRIEN YES
(7:09am)
Good mewning m'lady.
(7:12am)
Morning is never good :(
(7:16am)
What's got you so down?
(7:20am)
Im tired and 7am is too early to be awake.
(7:22am)
Do you want to talk later then?
(7:23am)
No u always bring a smile to my face so go on light me up.
(7:24am)
I'm sure I can find some way to brighten your day. How are you?
(7:26am)
I am tired and pissed off I thought we established that. Wbu
(7:30am)
I'm sad I ran out of pastries :( rip my love life.
(7:32am)
EXCUSE ME I THOUGHT U LOVED ME
(7:34am)
I do love mew but I also love food.
(7:35am)
CHAT NOIR!
(7:37am)
I'm sorry. You will always be in my heart but food will always be right beside you. I love food so much.
(7:40am)
This is just like Nino with his goddamn chicken nuggets.
(7:41am)
Unlike Nino I eat sophisticated food.
(7:42am)
Like what?
(7:45am)
Things like pastries and the odd chocolate bar. Oh and marshmallows, marshmallows are purrfection.
(7:46am)
'Sophisticated' yeah right.
(7:49am)
I'll have you know that the queen herself appreciates pastries more than you do. Also the mayor loves marshmallows, LOVES them.
(7:50am)
We don't have a queen...
(7:53am)
Well the mayor then. Just ask Chloe, she'll tell you the truth!
(7:55am)
Hah yeah right!
(7:58am)
Just ask her, she has nothing to gain by lying to you.
(8:00am)
She hates me though, she'll lie just to spite me.
(8:02am)
Just ask her! If I'm right then you have to give me a kiss.
(8:04am)
I've never even met u...
(8:05am)
Well whenever I meet you then.
(8:07am)
What do I get when I win then?
(8:09am)
Such confidence. What do you want?
(8:10am)
For u to go a week JUST ONE FREAKING WEEK without punning.
(8:12am)
But bugaboo! 7 days without puns makes one weak!
(8:13am)
Do we have a deal?
(8:14am)
Deal.
(8:16am)
Chloe I need you to help me with something really really important.
(8:17am)
Anything for you 3
(8:20am)
What do you need?
(8:21am)
Now Chloe it is vital that you tell nobody about this. Not your father, not Sabrina, nobody.
(8:22am)
My lips are sealed.
(8:23am)
I need you to tell Marinette that your father loves pastries and marshmallows.
(8:25am)
Seriously? I thought you were going to tell me some big secret instead you tell me to tell Marinette about Marshmallows.
(8:26am)
What can I say? I'm a little mallowdramatic!
(8:27am)
I'll tell her but just your lucky i like you.
(8:29am)
Thanks Chloe
(10:05am)
I hate this
(10:06am)
Hello to you to...
(10:07am)
Shut up Chloe.
(10:10am)
Your the one texting me. I assume you want something?
(10:12am)
I hate u and freakng Chat noir for making me do this
(10:13am)
I hate you too Marinette so can you just tell me whatever you want to so I don't have to talk to you anymore?
(10:15am)
Im trying to turn over a new leaf but you are making it really hard.
(10:16am)
I am? What did I ever do to u? Why do u hate me so much Chloe?
(10:20am)
Because everyone loves you! They all love you and I can barely even keep Sabrina as a friend. I couldn't keep Adrien and I can barely keep Sabrina. Your miss popular and I have nobody.
(10:22am)
Maybe if u were nice to people they would be ur friend.
(10:24am)
I'm trying.
(10:25am)
Yeah right.
(10:29am)
He loves you, he doesn't love me. Do you know how much that hurts Marinette? The only person other than my father who's always been there, who I love doesn't love me back and it's because of you.
(10:30am)
Ur jelous? Of ME?
(10:32am)
I had to listen to him going on about howamazing you are while I knew I loved him but he didnt love me back. You didn't care enough to tell him who you were I had to. Youdon't care enough to meet him so Marinette how could I like you when you seemed to cause him so much pain.
(10:35am)
Im sorry I didnt know.
(10:38am)
Save it. It's fine now, he loves you not me. I understand that, I want to be there for him and if that means putting up with you so be it. Now what did you want because I'm assuming you wanted something?
(10:40am)
Yeah I wanted to ask if ur father really loves pastries and marshmallows.
(10:42am)
Yes he does Are we done?
(10:45am)
Yes. Bye Chloe.
(11:00am)
CHLOE IS JELOUS OF ME BC CHAT LIKES ME?
(11:01am)
U KNOCKED QUEEN BEE DOWN A PEG IM SO PROUD!
(11:06am)
Yeah but some of the things she said, I never realised how much my actions could hurt Chat.
(11:08am)
U hurt him yeah, but he forgave u it's all good now.
(11:10am)
Not that just how I refused to meet him or even tell him my name. It must've hurt.
(11:11am)
Meet him then.
(11:17am)
I can tjust ask to meet him :O
(11:20am)
What if I dont like who he is beneath the mask?
(11:22am)
Mask on or off it wont make a difference. U love that kitty cat and trust me ull love whos beneath the cat ears.
(11:23am)
I don't know...
(11:25am)
Take a risk gurl what's the worst that could happen?
(11:27am)
Idont think u wanna hear my answer to that...
(12:00pm)
U win
(12:02pm)
I told you it was true! :)
(12:05pm)
Did I really hurt u by not telling u my name?
(12:07pm)
A little but I understood why so I didn't dwell on it.
(12:10pm)
Im such an idiot
(12:11pm)
I was also an idiot m'lady.
(12:14pm)
How were u a idiot?
(12:17pm)
I failed to realise that the girl who puts light into my life was you the entire time.
(12:18pm)
Im sorry im probably not as amazing as u thought i was. I put u through a lot, im so sorry.
(12:20pm)
You're right you're not as amazing as I thought you were, you were so much more.
(12:25pm)
You are the light when everything else seems dark. You put colour back into my world when it was nothing but black and white. I love every part of you, your insecurities, your courage, your jokes, your laugh, it doesn't matter what part of you I name because the answer will always be I love it. Not because of your appearance, I fell for you even when you were still the mysterious ladybug hiding behind her screen, I fell for you.
(12:26pm)
I see your name light up my phone screen and suddenly I'm home. Nothing was worse than being without you, you are my other half, the yin to my yang. You are my lucky charm. You are my home no matter how far apart we are.
(12:29pm)
I know that I'm weird and annoying. I don't deserve someone as amazing as you, even if you stop loving me once you find out who I am I won't stop loving you. I will always love you.
(12:33pm)
Whoever u r under the mask, u r still the dork who sends me puns at all hours of the night. U r still Chat Noir no matter who u r. U say u don't deserve me but it's the other way round. U protect Paris, nobody asked u to do it yet u do. U would throw urself in front of a bullet if u knew it could save someone. U r the most caring, the kindest person Ik. How could I ever stop loving u?
(12:40pm)
I love you bugaboo :)
(12:42pm)
I love you too Chaton.