My friends, my bad luck with computers is legendary. Take this story and pass it on to your children and your children's children. My curse has already stuck this computer, luckily it's still under warranty with the actual computer company so it's going to them to get fixed and I go back to my good old Window's Seven till this one comes home. But tell your children of my curse because it is real! I swear it's real, I've done nothing to cause it to go crazy. I have not dropped it or gotten water one it. Well it's not actually crazy, it's weird like in the middle six inches across the picture is screwy. It's just weird.
It was bad to think it but she was, god suck and had a horrible sense of humor. Wasn't it enough she fear and respected him, why did she have to be teased by him. Was it because she didn't go to church because that was more for safety rather than disloyalty.
Some of the more devout people of religion gave her disapproving stares. At least she knew why now, it was because she was touched by evil.
"Larisa I'm waiting!" snapped Kouji standing on the porch. He looked angry. If this was a cartoon, fire would be in the back ground, lightening would be shooting from his eyes, and steam from his ears.
Sighing she looked from a confused Ronald, to a curious Soma, and settled on her nervous demon guards. "What does it look like, they're friends. What else would they be, my harem?" asked Larisa sighing defeated.
"Don't even joke about a harem, as for friends since when do you have more than one?" he asked suspiciously as he made his way out to them with Sam and Sebastian behind him.
"Since when do you care what goes on in my life. If I have friends or if I have a harem it's none of your damn business. Your not mom and you're not dad, your just the asshole who use to make my life miserable!" snapped Larisa going on the defense.
"You can't talk to me like that I'm your big brother!" snapped Kouji.
"Exactly which means I can be as rude as I wish!" yelled Larisa back, glaring at him with burning eyes. "In fact I'm not even telling you my friends names" she snapped crossing her arms.
"Hey I'm Ronald Knox" said Ronald waving with a grin.
"Ronald!" yelled Larisa flustered.
Pausing in his angry, Kouji looked at Ronald puzzled, "Ronald Knox, that sounds like a corrupt politicians name?" he said aloud.
Smirking Larisa tried to hold back a snort with no luck, Ronald meanwhile went from happy-go-lucky to sour in a manner of three seconds. "What the hell is wrong with your damn family!" he shouted throwing his hands up in the air, in frustration.
"Not our fault you have a crappy name!" said Samantha smirking.
"Oh shut it you harpy!" shouted Ronald glaring.
"Don't call me a harpy, you four eye dork!" yelled Sam
"Totally third grade" muttered Larisa catching their attention.
"We are not!" they yelled in unison.
Waving them off she turned back to her brother, "Ignoring the love birds," she said getting a yell from the two, "Let's get back to business. My friends are none of your concern so back off, since when do you care who I hang out with or what I do!" yelled Larisa glaring.
"I'm your older brother I've always cared! I went through that teenage stage too, you know, only mine involved distancing myself from my younger siblings. I was normal while you're the freak, you baby Ciel, like he's your own baby!" cried Kouji glaring her down.
"What the hell is going on?" said Kouichi stepping outside.
"Stay out of this Kouichi, this is between me and Kouji!" snapped Larisa cross.
Frowning he shrugged before eyeing all the boy, "Okay you two can fight but first can you tell me why so many good-looking guys are in our yard? Did you finally bloom and get a harem? Told you she was pretty enough to get a harem Kou!" said Kouichi grinning.
Looking at him in disbelief Larisa sighed, "They're not my harem! Alphonse, Darryl, and Ronald are my friends. Soma is a confused individual I've given my friendship too and Sebastian is complicated" she said settling for that for him. She couldn't exactly give the story they concocted in front of Soma, he probably start his advances once more.
"Wait Sebastian, holy damn he looks exactly like the guy from across the street! Does this mean magic exist?" asked Kouichi confused as he stared at Sebastian.
Frowning Sebastian sighed before beginning his role, "I'm his unfortunate son. He had a fling with my mother and produce and neglected me. So please don't mention that filthy bastard in front of me. Otherwise, I'll be likely to break something" he said giving them a hard smile.
"Your his son, how old is he?" asked Kouji disgusted.
"Thirty-eight, and before you comment he's popular at school, no surprise, and girls ask him his age all the time. They're convinced he's lying, but all his stuff says he's thirty-eight and he says he takes very good care of himself. So before your mind goes to dark places, he had Sebastian at twenty-two. Perfectly okay," said Larisa rolling her eyes.
"Huh well I guess you can calm down now, she's not with the teacher. She's with the teacher's son! That or she's playing both of them, if so I applaud you!" said Kouichi.
Face palming Larisa gave a irritated groan, "Must you always be a disgusting pig?" she asked disgusted and annoyed.
"Ciel is your prim and proper, nosy little brother. Kouji is your confusing and panicky big brother. So that leaves me with perverted and disgusting other big brother. So yes, yes I must be disgusting Larisa!" he said enjoying the moment.
"I get why you dislike men now," said Soma.
Looking over, Larisa shook her head no, "I don't dislike men, I dislike them. Now will everyone please leave as you can see it's a really bad time" she said annoyed.
"Apparently, I guess I'll tell you goodbye then. Don't really have anything important to tell you so see ya later Larisa," said Ronald leaving.
"Bye!" said Alphonse dragging Darryl away.
"Hey Ronnie, want to do something!" Darryl asked slinging an arm around his shoulders.
"Got nothing else mind as well," he said dully as they walked away.
"I guess, I'll take my leave as well. Till next time Larisa" said Soma bowing his head before heading toward the gate. Waving good-bye Larisa sighed a bit in relief. That wasn't too bad nothing was revealed or misunderstood, maybe god didn't hate her after all.
"And you!" said Kouji glaring at Sebastian.
"Larisa has plans with lover boy. Now moving on to important things! Where are the boys, the college boys I spent hours dressing for and dreaming of?!" cried Sam excitedly.
"One track mind!" said Larisa heading for the house.
"Your not allow to go anywhere with him Larisa!" said Kouji, Larisa chose to ignore him though along with everyone else. Walking right past him with Sebastian she could see him fuming but did nothing to sooth his angry. He made hell for her, now it was her turn to make hell for him.
"Sam be warned they're all kind of sheltered you might be a bit too much for them, me however I'm always free. Well I'm free when your legal!" he said amused, winking at her. Shuddering in disgust Larisa felt the urge to throw up when Sam sent him a flirty smile.
"I will never get over those blue eyes of yours Ichi~chan!" she purred seductively
"Please stop trying to traumatize me" grumbled Larisa pinching the bridge of her nose. Feeling Sebastian pat her back she groaned, how gross was it to watch your brother flirt with your best friend. It was like walking in on your parents making out like teenagers. Totally gross!
"So Sebastian your named after your father, you look like your father, your hair is even like your fathers, if you hate him why are you like him?" asked Kouichi going right for personal questions like he always did.
Fighting the urge to face palm, Larisa held back, looking over to watched Sebastian's act a cool look crossed his features before he gazed at her coldly. "My mother makes bad choices. His genes were stronger then hers. As for my hair, you told me it was nothing like his," he grumbled sounding angry.
Frowning she looked away trying to figure out how to play this, "Um, I just didn't want you to cut you hair over such a stupid reason. So you two are similar, so what!" she said shrugging.
"Its bad enough I share his face, I don't want the hair either. So while we're out I'm getting a hair cut" he said cross as he folded his arms, he then actually took up pouting.
"Seriously Lala, what is with your new-found popularity?" questioned Ciel appearing from the stairs looking over at him Larisa shrugged. It wasn't like she could actually tell him, plus it wasn't so much popularity. She was just a special human. The only one who was even looking at her in a romantic light was Soma. Sebastian, at least so far, was just trying to see her in a romantic light.
"They're just friends, you all do know girls and boys can be friends. It happen before puberty it can happen afterward no matter what people think. So once more, it's not anything but friendship alright, there is no need for freaking out already. I swear, you guys are worst then dad, when he found out I was becoming a woman," said Larisa rolling her eyes.
Growling Kouji crossed his arms, "I just don't want you to grow up. It doesn't feel right knowing boys think of you like I thought of girls, or worst what he thought of girls!" snapped Kouji jabbing this thumb at Kouichi.
"I wasn't that bad, god you think I'm a rapist with the way you to talk!" snapped Kouichi annoyed.
"Not a rapist, just a very perverted and disgusting teen," said Ciel nonchalantly.
"Whatever can I meet your friends already, I got stuff to do!" said Larisa annoyed.
"Your not going out with him!" shouted Kouji pointing to Sebastian who just smiled at him amused. It was almost like he was taunting her brother.
"What is with all the shouting?!" proclaimed someone loudly from the stairs.
Whoever this person was he had a thick British accent.
It was the first friend of theirs. He sounded like a guy of strength and dignity, which matched with his appearance. He was a tall and he had muscle, you could see them through his jacket he wasn't overly buff though. Just enough to make a girl wish he was shirtless.
He was handsome though, with short light blond hair he kept slicked back and he had pretty green eyes and last he had thick eyebrows. He looked around the kitchen with a stern and confused expression. "What is going on, Kouji?" he asked curious eyeing her, Sam, and Sebastian.
"He's not accepting the fact that Larisa's growing up," said Kouichi jabbing his thumb at her.
Looking over at her, he actually let a smile grace his lips, such nice kissable lips, walking over to her he grabbed her hand and kissed her knuckles before letting go. "It's a pleasure to meet you face to face. Your brother has told me much about you, they speak of you and Ciel quite fondly!" he said with gusto.
"I find that hard to believe" she muttered.
"Speak up no one likes muttering" he said loudly making her jump. That comment was rather familiar though, she knew one other who said that.
"Larisa this his Herman Greenhill, he's a foreign exchange student from Britain. He actually knows some of our family over there. He came to our school to conquer our sports, he's good too he nearly kick my ass!" said Kouichi smirking.
"Your lying again we both know I've won the last three competitions we've play in!" he boasted confidently.
"Yeah maybe in your dream world!" said Kouichi smirking.
"I'm guessing he's Kouichi's friend?" questioned Larisa looking at Kouji who was frowning but gave her a nod. "Yeah that's what I thought," she said sighing.
Soon after, three more sets of steps were heard. The first to appear was a beautiful man, he held the elegant factor. He looked like a prince girls dreamed about, he looked like the prince she use to draw in her sketch books. At least the prince that opposed the prince that oddly looked like Sebastian.
This new guy was gorgeous though, with golden blond hair that he worn over his shoulder keeping it tied with a crimson ribbon. He also surprisingly had red eyes, he was rather lithe looking but she had a feeling that wasn't the case.
After him was another knock out, he looked like the true older brother of Ciel. He had a stern face, with sapphire blue eyes hidden behind square spectacles. He had that pretty boy charm, like the blond but was more masculine. He was also intelligent looking. She had no doubt in her mind that he would be the one to take Ciel's room.
He had dark blue hair that was almost black, he also had an interesting cut. He kept it shaved and close till half way up, where his had silky flowing locks with the right side falling in front of his eye. He was dressed like an English gentleman.
He also looked a little familiar.
The final guy was where Larisa was pretty sure Kouichi got his new look. When he stood up he slouch slightly, and was pale, like pale for a dead person. He had messy jet black hair that went just pass his shoulders with a white streak on the right side of his hair.
He wore black lipstick, with matching eyeshadow and even had his fingernails painted black as well. He wore puck rock in a variation of black and dark purple, he was spooky looking but he was good-looking. He reminded her of a rock star.
"Larisa meet Edgar, Lawrence, and Gregory! They'll be staying with us and they're all from England, in fact Lawrence and Edgar lives near some of our family. You remember that summer two years after Ciel was born, they were the boys that you would play with!" said Kouichi happily.
"Wait Law and Gorilla, seriously!" said Larisa surprised. Looking over she saw Lawrence smile while Herman frowned at the name gorilla. That was a shocker, to meet Law and Gorilla after so many years. Who would have thought they would become friends with the twins?
"Wait, if they're your guys age why did they play with Larisa?" asked Sam puzzled.
"Law, has more sisters than I have brothers. He was more use playing with girls, and his older sisters were off at some summer camp and his younger siblings were to young. Gorilla, he was visiting his grandparents and nearly hit me with a baseball. He was learning how to play it while he was with them. He decide to just play with us when he found out their were kids close in age to him. Not to mention when we were younger the twins were more evil. They didn't like anyone coming between the two of them. One the reasons why I was nearly drowned in a pool!" snapped Larisa glaring at the two.
"Nearly drowned your sister, do you brutes not know how to treat a lady. I understand now why she dislikes you so. She has ever right!" said Edgar giving a disapproving look."Alright, we get it! We're the source of all her problems, sorry but get over it already! We're trying to become better brothers isn't that good enough?" asked Kouichi rolling his eyes.
"No, no it isn't!" snapped Larisa glaring.
"You still call me gorilla!" exclaimed Herman frustrated.
"You're a gorilla get use to it, I mean look at you your huge. Although don't worry your still very handsome, gorilla" said Larisa happily patting his shoulder.
Giving a loud sigh he shook his head and smiled, "Despite you calling me gorilla it is nice to see you. You've really grown into a fine lady, I've always worry those devils, you called brothers would turn you into a basket case. You were always so fearful of them, I'm unhappy to hear they just now try to amend their ways" he said earnest, before going sour as he eyed the twins.
"Thank you, you've grown into a fine English gentleman. You represent your country well and throw that stereotype that Englishmen are pansy, right out the window. Also thank you for beating them up for me when they made me cry!" she said smiling.
"Ah he beat them for you, that's so sweet. What would you do?" asked Sam looking at Lawrence.
Pushing up his glasses, Lawrence sighed, "Well while Herman would take care of them I would tend to Larisa, cleaning up her scraps and bruise. It's hard to believe anyone could be so cruel to their baby sister" he said giving the twins a pointed stare.
"Why did we invite you again?" grumbled Kouichi.
"Herman and Lawrence invited themselves after they learn who you were and your history together. I came because I have nothing better to do, and Edgar was the only one invited," said Gregory speaking up at last.
"I like him!" said Larisa smiling at Gregory. Someone who come just because he was bored it was like he was a male Sam, only punk rock instead of sexy.
"I figure you would. You'll like him even more when you see his artwork," said Kouji sighing.
"What kind?" asked Larisa looking at him curious.
"All kinds," he muttered bored.
"Cool, well I have to go, Sam you're in charge. If the twins go after Ciel you have my permission to rape them!" said Larisa smiling at Sam, who saluted her.
"Your not going out with him! Also I'm in charge!" cried Kouji annoyed.
"Don't make me bite young man!" said Sam warningly.
Giving a wave goodbye she quickly left with Sebastian, luckily Kouji didn't chase after them, "Well that was interesting" said Sebastian quietly. Looking over Larisa frowned to find a frown on his face, he also looked a little mad.
"What's wrong, my brother's friends seem nice enough. I'm also happy I get to see gorilla and Law again it's been so long since I've thought of them. I'm glad I get to see them again. They made that summer great!" said Larisa fondly as she remember all the days they had together.
"Yes they hold those memories in high regard as well. Almost too highly," he said annoyed.
Frowning she looked over, "Why do you say that? Your being really weird," said Larisa confused. She didn't know how he would take her brother's friends, but she didn't think he would take it this way.
"I think, they might like you," he muttered.
Laughing Larisa rolled her eyes, "Wow you really are turning into a boyfriend aren't you! I mean seriously, thinking they have an interest in me, I probably don't even hit their radar!" she said laughing out loud.
It was just too funny thinking Sebastian was paranoid!
Looking irritated Sebastian glared at her, "I was talking about Herman and Lawrence they were a little too happy to see you!" he said coolly.
Still chuckling she grinned, "No duh anyone would be happy after years. I was happy to see them too. I always had a great time when I was with them. They stopped the twins and would play whatever I want. We always ended up playing Knights though. I just couldn't help it, gorilla just looks like a knight!" said Larisa happily.
"I still say there's something more going on" he said cross.
"Ah Sebastian looks so cute paranoid" she cooed poking his cheek.
Grabbing her hand he scowled at her, "I'm not paranoid just you watch they like you, in fact I'm quite confident they do! So confident I'm willing to make a wager," he said.
Smirking Larisa nodded, "Alright I'm willing to take that bet! If I win, hmm, if I win I want to see what you use to wear when you were a butler!" she said. That was a sight she wanted to see, Sebastian in a butlers uniform. She really did love butler uniforms they were so nice!
"Alright, but if I win you have to wear something I like in return!" he said amused.
"Deal, if either one of them say they like me I'll wear something of your choice. However, whenever, they say or rather don't say anything I promise not to gloat!" said Larisa laughing. This would be funny that was for sure.
"I however don't promise that!" he said amused, afterward he opened up her parasol and held it over their heads.
Nodding Larisa walked side by side with Sebastian, slowly following him as he lead her to some unknown destination. She kind of wanted to hold his hand, feeling a hand grasp hers she looked down to find Sebastian's hand grabbing ahold of hers.
"I intend to give you the full dating experience," he said holding up her hand and kissing her knuckles. Pulling her along the streets, Sebastian looked back to catch a lone figure way back from them, it tried playing casual but he could feel their eyes on him and Larisa.
Pulling her closer he picked up the pace, the sooner he got rid of the tail the sooner he could relax, "So where are we exactly going?" Larisa asked peering at him curious. She wanted to know what kind of date Sebastian would provide. Would it be simple; like a café or lunch even though he didn't eat, movie with popcorn, or would he be doing something fancy.
Looking down he smiled, "That's a secret!" he winking.
Following after him Larisa sighed, she wasn't to fond of secrets. However this was supposed to be their first date so she wouldn't play spoil sport. "Can I at least have a hint?" questioned Larisa curious.
"It involves sitting down, walking, and looking" he said smugly.
Glaring at him Larisa let out an irritable sighed and rolled her eyes, "Gee that sure narrowed it down!" she said sarcastically.
"Let it be a surprised Larisa, trust me!" he said smiling.
They were standing outside a tall brick building, it was pretty looking and official looking with dark green shutters and clean-cut bushes. Staring at the building she turned to him, "Where is here?" she asked curious. They weren't in a part of town she recognized.
Smiling at her he showed her a flyer for a class, "Cooking class, you said before your mother said a woman should be a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the house, and a wh-" he said grinning before she interrupted
"Did I seriously tell you that!" she cried mortified.
"Yes and you were convinced since you had no skill in cleaning house or cooking you would make up for it in other final category. I figure we should at least try to give you a chance in another category, if not, then at least you gave it your best try!" he said smirking.
"You did this to mock me, admit it!" said Larisa suspiciously.
Grinning he squeeze his fingers together, "Maybe a little" he said amused. Growling at him all she got was a teasing smile, "Come on it'll be fun alright! Cooking is fun, when I had to do it when I was playing butler I found it relaxing. It gave me time to think"
'Most of those thoughts involved killing the useless staff though,' he thought quietly to himself.
"Okay, also by the way what are you going to do about your hair? I can't really imagine you without that style" she questioned looking at his hair.
"Almost forgot" he said reaching up before running a hand through his hair. It instantly became short, it was probably as short as gorillas only he spiked it. He looked even cuter, plus he had that dark bad boy vibe going on for him now. "What do you think?" he asked smirking.
Staring at him she sent him a nervous smile, "It looks good!" she said clearing her throat.
"Well let's get to it shall we!" he said pulling her toward the doors.
Nodding Larisa followed after him,"So who's the teacher?" she asked him curious. Was it suppose to be some chef from a restaurant, a culinary teacher, she doubted a tv personality, so it had to be one of the first two.
There weren't many others in the class. The class was made of nothing but couples however, their was a gay couple, a college couple, a high school couple that was currently making out, and then two married couples. Trying her best not to stare at the making out couple, Larisa sighed, why did teenagers have no sense, they made out everywhere.
Like the world really wanted to see that, she was so happy she never did stuff like that. Or was kissing Sebastian outside consider that, it was short so she didn't think so. Ignoring them though, it was the other she couldn't ignore. They wouldn't stop looking at Sebastian. The women kept ogling him, and the men were even eyeing him. They probably wanted to know how he kept himself looking good.
"How do you deal with this? All the stares, its got to be real annoying" she whispered to him.
Shrugging he looked over, "They don't stare that much, plus eventually they go back to whatever they're doing see" he said nonchalantly.
Frowning she nodded, he was right of course eventually they all looked away and went back to whatever they were doing. Except for the gay couple, they kept sneaking glances at Sebastian checking him out. "You seriously got to stop with your whole you, your like gay guy bait" said Larisa amused.
"Not like I try. I only hope they are nothing like Grell, although he's not so much gay. He's gender confused or the correct term now a days, would be transsexual. I can only handle one psychotic gender confused nutjob," he said bitterly.
"They're not gender confused, they just realized that girls are gross. That and boys fill jeans so much better than girls!" said Larisa happily.
"Amen to that!" said one of the men walking past when heading for the bathroom.
Rolling his eyes Sebastian sighed, "It gets tiresome being popular with men," he groaned. It was really starting to bother him, after Grell he started notice a spike in his popularity with men. That or he was just finally noticing his male admirers.
Hearing the classroom door click, Sebastian froze when a familiar scent hit his nose. His eyes widen in shock, charcoal, ash, and burnt food! It couldn't be, there was a limit to how many people of his past would gather around him. Yet against all odds he walked through the doors.
Scruffy beard, thick eyebrows, dirty blond hair, and blue-green eyes, he still looked exactly as he had minus the war-worn look he held. He was able to still kept his commanding air however.
Walking in complete with a grin and a cigarette in his mouth, he stood before them with a frying pan resting on his shoulder. He was dressed in all white with a long apron, and his chef's hat was kept tucked in his belt. It was none other than Bard!
"Oh god no!" he hissed quietly.
Glaring at the retreating couples back Kouji made a beeline for the stairs, "Where are you going?" asked Kouichi groaning. He seriously didn't know what his brother's problem was, he had been weird since their dad called.
"What does it look like!" snapped Kouji.
"Kouji, you shouldn't go through your little sisters things!" said Edgar sighing.
Looking up the stairs Ciel sighed before going to the fridge, "When she gets home I'm telling and when she finds out three things will happen. She'll pepper spray him, zap him, then do both of them at the same time. When that happens I'm making popcorn!" he said smirking.
"You're an evil little shit you know that" said Kouichi.
"Don't call your brother names, Kouichi" said Lawerence frowning.
Looking between them all, Sam sighed, "Well my appetite just went away. You boys may be hot but you are boring. I'm going across the street to see if Kyo is in, he's always good when you want to have a little fun!" said Sam walking out the door.
Scowling Herman shook his head, "Snooping through your siblings things, know some honor!" he said in a disapproving tone.
"Ciel did you color code her closet, again!" yelled Kouji from the top of the stairs.
"If I have to live with her in her room till you and your friends leave, I intend to live in order! I don't care if she has her own system I want my system! Besides, now she can find things easily, I did it by category then color," he snapped annoyed.
"I do apologize for that," said Lawrence quietly.
"Not your fault besides if Lala likes you, I guess you okay" he said quietly shrugging.
"How do you know how to categorize them?" questioned Kouichi frowning.
"I spend most of my time with my big sister and I have photography memory. When she tells me or when her and Sam yap about clothes I remember it. I even did her dresser where she keeps her underwear, socks, tights, and leggys. I also did her stuff animals and shoes, she has a lot of boots" he said frowning.
"She has always had a thing for boots, even when she was a kid," said Kouichi.
"Ah-ha I found something!" cried Kouji running down with a large bag. Looking up Ciel sighed, that was the bag that held all the jewelry. Larisa was supposed to take it to some jeweler tomorrow, and finally get the money.
"Yeah that Indian guy from earlier is the cause of those. Lala told me he met her on the street and immediately propose. She called him an idiot and left. He somehow got ahold of our address and sent a crap load of stuff to her. Expensive jewelry was just one of the many gifts he sent to her, jewelry, stuff animals, balloons, food, and that's about all" said Ciel.
Staring at him shock, Kouji dropped the bag in disbelief. Someone proposed to his sister by just seeing her, when did she become so damn popular! This was never supposed to happen!
"Your sister is pretty popular!" said Gregory with slight amusement.
"Don't say that!" cried Kouji in denial.
"Well she is quite the beauty and women bloom more as they grow, I think you're in for some trouble in the future!" said Edgar amused.
Sobbing Kouji grabbed the front of his shirt his snot and tears dripping onto his friend, "Dont say that!" wailed Kouji shaking him.
Grimacing Edgar grabbed him, "Cut it out already Kouji. That's disgusting, don't get your bodily fluids on me, so what if your baby sister is growing up that's life" he yelled.
"Since when does he even care, before you guys went off to college all he cared about was that none of us would visit you guys. Hell the last day you two played a prank on both of us before running off to school!" snapped Ciel.
"Speaking of which, I did not appreciate the damn itching powder you sent!" snapped Kouichi glaring at Ciel who just glared back.
"Be glad Lala didn't allow me to send an incurable disease through the mail because that was my first choice. After that I was thinking of paying a HIV ridden hooker to your school to sleep with you but mom stop those plans!" snapped Ciel annoyed.
"What did you do to them?" said Gregory surprised.
"We were very mean brothers and played on their weaknesses. Ciel was a bit more difficult so he didn't get messed with as much, the only thing he fears is no mom or Larisa. With Larisa it was dinosaurs, bugs, and horror flicks, oh and Frosty the Snowman so she was easy. I know we were mean but come on some siblings fight like cats and dogs, some don't. Not to mention we're trying to make it up now so come on already, we're sorry" said Kouichi.
"It's going to take more than a sorry, now tell me what the hell made you jackasses suddenly want to be nice or semi nice, and what turned him into Lala? He acting the way she acts with me, he's never been like that before!" snapped Ciel.
"She scared of Frosty the Snowman?" said Lawrence confused.
"Use to be, the idea of a talking and singing snowman frighten her. Now a days she doesn't fear him, she hates him. She thinks Frosty is pure evil and nothing more now," said Ciel rolling his eyes, he could just remember all the speeches she gave at Christmas.
"To answer you Ciel, the reason he's gone, well Larisa, is because Philosophy. The professor really got to him, he's one of the idiots that gets affected by that damn class and the questions of life. Been getting on my damn nerves!" snapped Kouichi glaring at Kouji who ignored them in favor of sobbing.
"Great he's one of the idiots that goes through a phase! What about you? Why are you being well your version of nice?" questioned Ciel eyeing Kouichi.
"I got affected by it as well, only instead of turning into a complete pansy like someone, I just reflected on my actions and decided to try to make it up to my baby siblings. Which I have a feeling is going to be extremely hard. My bank account is going down isn't it, I'm gonna have to buy you two off aren't I?" he questioned sighing.
"You know how Lala hates the heat, take us somewhere cold and snowy and she might love you without having to once more. Me however, you're going to have to buy back my love, and its most likely going to be that way with Larisa. She after all she was forced to deal with you for ten years of torture. You'll have to really suck up to her to get her forgiveness" said Ciel.
The class was a complete disaster and for once it wasn't her fault. The teacher was insane, he actually tried cooking a roast with a flame thrower. Everything he touched blew up and burn to crisp! How he was even able to get a class or a teaching license was a mystery.
However, the horrible teacher, wasn't what struck her as weird. It was Sebastian, it was as if the demon dealt with him before and was able to predict his every move. He wasn't able to catch his last movement however, which landed them in the infirmary. Sitting on a table as Sebastian tended to her, or at least pretend to.
Sebastian was simply stalling while Bard kept apologizing.
"Um Mr. Bard its okay, seriously, I don't think anyone could had suspected the soup exploding. I mean if Sebastian couldn't predict it, I doubt you could have!" said Larisa flinching when Sebastian wiped away more soup.
Frowning he scratched his head, "I really am sorry, if you want another class it's on me" he said awkwardly. He really did look sorry.
"Really it's alright and I'm afraid I'll decline, I'm not that great at cooking and the kitchen is obviously not the place for me. So please you can go, your next class should be starting, right!" Larisa said, she was surprised she was doing all the talking.
Sebastian usually took charge of things not her, but he was surprisingly quiet.
Sighing he nodded before making his way out the door, giving a sigh of relief Larisa turned to Sebastian with a scowl. "Can you lick away burns? Because these really hurt, I mean you can lick away cuts please tell me you can do burns!" she pleaded.
Giving a small smile he nodded, "Yes but they have gotten a little low so you'll have to bear with me!" he said ending with a smirk.
Scowling at him, Larisa was suspicious, he didn't plan this did he. Make it where he get to lick up burns in certain places. "Did you plan this?! If you did, I swear to god I won't marry you, I won't marry you and let you die like a dog! Your hear me Sebastian Michaelis!" she snapped crossed. The thought of Sebastian pulling a stunt like this pissed her off to no end.
"You know angry is very attractive on you. I dare say it makes you extremely desireable, but rest assure my little bride I did not plan this at all. I was quite as shocked as you," he said smirking at her.
Frowning she nodded, "Why were you shocked? You've never met him, right?" she asked him confused. Why would Sebastian know anything about some random guy?! It didn't really make much sense, if he knew him he should have known not to take the class.
"Let's just say I met him once in the past. It would seem that his cooking skills carried onto this life just as I suspected they would. It seems horrible traits carry on no matter how much you don't want them too," he said annoyed.
"Did you work with him when you were a butler?" asked Larisa curious.
"Yes, I got to know him quite well because of our time together" he said annoyed, as he slowly slipped off the straps from her dress. Shivering as his finger glided over her skin, they were so light and feather like. "Your not going to like this but you have to pull down your dress, you can keep your bra on though. I'm pretty sure the burns haven't gone anywhere like that" he said amused.
Biting her lip Larisa sighed, "Maybe I could live with the burns" she said uncomfortable. The thought of having Sebastian lick her was a bit to embarrassing. "I really don't think I'm comfortable with you, you know, when the burns are all over," she muttered.
"Don't worry Larisa, I'm not going to do anything. I'm just going to heal you alright, nothing more and nothing less so no worries. I won't molest my little bride. Besides that your body lets off your scent even stronger when your injured. That will mean random demons will smell you and make my job and my guard's job of protecting you, more difficult" he said continuing to push down her dress.
Grimacing Larisa squeezed her eyes shut when he started. His tounge washed over her skin, soothing the burns that bother her before. Now they only tingled as they healed, it only took him a minute to get them all and when he was done he actually didn't look to good.
He was flush, his eyes glowed red, and he had a pained look on his face.
"Are you alright?" she questioned concerned.
"It's of no concern Larisa. Your just addicting, it's hard to only lick the most delicious thing when you want to do so much more. Not to worry though unlike lesser demons I'm in control of my desires and shall never cross the line and take what I want," he said quietly.
Pulling up her dress she slid off the table, "I guess we should go now?" she asked.
"Yes I suppose so," he said, distracted as he fixed the stains on her dress.
Walking into the hall they missed the people they took class with and went out the back, "Well despite having hot soup explode on me that was kind of fun!" said Larisa happily walking next to him.
Looking at her like she was crazy, Sebastian put the hat on her head before opening her parasol up for her. "You are joking with me correct. That was not how I wanted things to go! I planned on things going perfect, and now we're late for the next part!" he said ticked off.
Laughing Larisa grinned at him, "First dates never go as planned. Beside if everything went according to plan the world would be boring. It was fun, especially seeing you freak out! You look really funny, I've never seen you look panicked or worried it was funny!" said Larisa.
Glaring at her, Sebastian grimaced, "So glad I could amuse you my Queen" he said through clenched teeth.
"Yeah, Yeah where are we going now? Is it going to be like Bard's class because if so I'll pass!" said Larisa jokingly.
Sighing he shook his head, "Just come you'll see in due time," he said sounding tired.
The rest of the date was as much as a disaster as the beginning. Fate did not favor Sebastian, every move he made caused more chaos. They went to an art gallery, where some idiot set a fire causing the sprinklers to rain on them. Luckily nothing happen to the paintings and sculptures. After that he took her for ice cream where some kid bumped into him, making him drop the ice cream all over her. After that they went for a walk, when they got to the shopping district Sebastian was ambushed by modeling scouts. During the chaos she got shoved to the ground and her knee scrapped.
That eventually lead them to the park, sitting on a bench while Sebastian at her feet. "Today was not my day it seems," he said tiredly.
"Nope!" said Larisa amused.
"I'm suppose to be your perfect husband, yet I can't even give you a perfect first date. This is a disgrace," he said feeling drained. Today was like a regular day when he served as Ciel's butler, sighing he pushed those memories away. Grabbing her leg Sebastian licked up the blood sealing her life's blood back inside.
Standing up he frowned, "Stay here I'm going to get you something to drink. If you stay here maybe something won't happen to you, seeing how today is nothing but a disaster, the machine might actually fall on you!" he grumbled walking away.
Laughing Larisa nodded as he walked away, despite what he thought, today was nice she got to see a side of Sebastian she never seen before. Even Mr. Cocky could have an off day, it actually made him better in her eyes.
"Well, well, well you two certainly seem to be having a good time, he-he-he!" said a voice all to familiar behind her. Looking back Larisa smiled to find none other than Undertaker behind her, "You seem to be cozying up to your demon quite nicely!" he said laughing.
"Undertaker!" she exclaimed amused.
Watching his smile falter a little she turned in her seat to face him, "What are you doing here?!" she asked happily.
Shrugging he went back to smiles, "I'm looking for amusement" he said nonchalantly.
"Work not keeping you busy?" she asked.
Frowning he bit his nail, "With medicine and life saving surgery, my job isn't as demanding as it once was. So much so I was able to follow you two all over and watched the date fail and fail at each turn, it was quite funny!" he said joyful.
"That means you owe me answers, I made you laugh so I get to ask you questions!" she said happily. That was his toll and if he had laughed at them all day she got to ask him questions, and questions she would use to get to know the Shinigami.
Smirking he sighed, "I guess it does mean that don't it! Alright I'll give you five questions to ask, nothing more and nothing less, so choose wisely. After the fifth you'll have to give me more laughter to get the others questioned," he said amused.
"Okay lets see, um I got it why are you working as a Undertaker and not a Shinigami, I mean Will and Ronald walk around doing nothing but reaping. So why aren't you?" she asked.
"That counts as two, I'm a deserter. I'm no longer a Shinigami, I left the service to fulfill my role in life. Shinigami never have anything to do with life, only death, I wanted to see what it was like, not to mention I have a role I must play," he said mysteriously.
"Okay um what's your favorite color?" she asked
"Pink!" he said grinning widely.
"Seriously?" she said in disbelief.
"That counts as a question, and yes seriously! I like pink!" he said happily.
"Don't see how, seriously, counts as a question but whatever. As for my last one it's got to be a good one, a real good one. Huh, oh I know, why are you so involved in my life?!" she asked curious. It was weird but he seemed more involved in her life than her dad, he stole her document, wouldn't tell her how to get ride of Sebastian, and sought her out.
Frowning Undertaker stood up straight, the air around them grew still and she could feel an energy coming off of him. He wasn't angry or anything, in fact the energy around him actually seemed a bit sad, the type of feeling you get when someone feels loss.
"You would find a good question wouldn't you?" he asked quietly with a certain sadness in his voice. Staring at him confused, Larisa frowned, "Before I answer your question you have to answer one of mine. Is that a fair deal for you Demon Queen!" he said teasingly.
"Throw in another question and we got a deal!" she said nodding.
Nodding back he smiled, "Deal, now tell me. How do you view death?" he asked quietly.
Frowning Larisa felt confused, how did she view death, he was asking her it like that weird demon with the snow. What could her answers tell people? She would get answers though so she would just ignore it and answer.
"Okay well, death is death, it's neither good nor evil. It's simply a path in life all things must eventually take. I don't believe death is ever sudden, accidental, or too soon. Death comes when it comes, when its time for your end that's it. People only believe that death is like that because they try to explain why a people would be brought down early in their lives. Sometimes I'm a bit of a hypocrite though, but its usually because its in the moment, but that's what I believe," said Larisa quietly. That's what she always believe, when you died that was your time. Although now that she thought about it she was living proof that, that wasn't true.
Although, who's to say Shinigami don't get death wrong?
"Same answer as back then, a lot of your former self has come over to this life, at least answer wise it seems. Your former self was a whole lot prettier, you still have some time to get prettier though. So I'll give you some more time before I give the final judgment!" he said patting her head.
Frowning Larisa crossed her arms, "You knew my former self!" she commented surprised.
"Of course I did, I took the soul of her first baby. He was sickly and died in her arms, I came to take his short life away and when I did she just let me. She didn't blame me for his death, or even try to get me to reconsider. All she, you, did was ask me to take care and keep his life safe and sound till he could be reborn. After that day I watched the Hell Queen close, so much so I stole your file and your soul when your time came. I kept it with me for years till it was time for you to live again!" he said happily.
Staring at him confused, Larisa crossed her arms, it sound like he was in love. It really sounded like Undertaker was in love with her first self. That was crazy though, there was no way he would be in love with former her. He didn't seem like the kind of guy who loved. To be safe though she would asked.
"Undertaker, were you in love with former me?" she asked.
Looking at her he smirked, "Yep! I fell in love with Kotomi the moment she gave me that answer. She was a beautiful and kind girl, she tried to be as open-minded as she could and was always nice to everyone. You really do have many of her traits, yet your still different. She was a lot more open to demons than you, and she lived in the time they were seen as nothing but evil. I wish you were more like her," he said quietly.
"So your not in love with me?" she asked confused.
Grinning he poked her cheek with his long nail before wagging it in her face, "Ah, Ah, Ah queenie you have no more questions in your possession!" he said laughing.
Growling Larisa grabbed the front of his robe, "Undertake you tell me right now what you meant you hear me. You will not pull a Sebastian on me now tell me" she cried shaking him. Laughing out loud as he shook, Undertaker didn't say anything while she continued, "Damn it tell me right now you bastard. I demand you tell me!" she shouted before the sound of a snort stopped her.
Flushing embarrassed Larisa turned around ready to apologize only to freeze in her spot. In front of her was someone she hadn't seen in a long time. Silver blond hair, matching eyes framed in long lashes, fair pale skin, rounded jaw, and skinny body. His face hadn't lost its boyish charm at all.
Smirking he waltz up to her, Undertaker suddenly gone, "Hello Sleeping Beauty!" he whispered bending down to see eye to eye with her. He had grown so much taller than her, he was at least a head now.
"Charles," she said stunned.
"Did you miss me while I was gone!" he cooed.
"Charles!" she cried tearful, rushing forward she wrapped her arms around him. After so many years he was here, he was in front of her. His hair was longer, he kept it short in the front but let it gown out in the back it reached the end of his shoulder blades.
"I'll take that as a yes!" he said happily.
Feeling overwhelming joy Larisa sighed happily tears of joy falling before it hit her, Charles did hate her, if he didn't hate her or all that then why didn't he write her. Or call her, or even email her, he did nothing to contact her at all.
Pushing away she glared at him through her tears, "What the hell is wrong with you?! I thought you hated me, you never wrote, called, or email. What is that about? Huh!" she yelled furious. The bastard he gave her so many sleepless night in the beginning. Then he just came like nothing happen. That would not fly, she wanted answers and she wanted them now!
Laughing he held up his hand, "Calm down Sleeping Beauty! Absent make the heart grow fonder, I wanted to call you but I couldn't. If let you distract me I would have finished that school then our parting would be even longer," he said nonchalantly.
"What do you mean if I distracted you?" she snapped cross.
"You've always distracted me, I have concentration issues around you. So my dad sent me to that school, I wanted to be with you though. So I busted my butt to finish early. Your looking at a college graduate Sleeping Beauty. Now that I don't have anymore schooling I can be with you once again" he said pulling her into a full-blown kiss.
At that moment it was like she had died and gone to heaven, she could feel his lips on hers and it was like electricity. It was so nice to finally be kissed by him. She was pretty sure if she died now she wouldn't have any regrets. One arm wrapped around her, as the other cupped her neck as they kissed. His face may have still had it's boyish charm but he had grown, his body had grown stronger over the years.
Pulling away he smirked, "Is that a good enough reunion for you to not be mad anymore?!" he asked brightly. Beaming Larisa smiled at him, nodding she kissed him again. She had finally found her paradise.
She was ripped from that paradise however.
Feeling a hand on her shoulder Larisa was pulled away from Charles and her paradise shatter, it was shattered and she was reintroduced to reality. That reality being a furious Sebastian and a shocked Charles standing face to face.
"Sebastian!" she cried shocked. Seeing his face when he turned to her Larisa recoiled in fear, he was beyond furious, he wasn't even livid, he was a whole new level. He was at a level that required someone's death.
"Larisa, why is a demon with you?" asked Charles.
That snapped her out of her fear and that snapped Sebastian from his angry, "What did you just say?" she asked afraid.
Scowling he frowned at her, "Why is a demon acting so possessive over you?" he asked again.
Please give me some love, I need love because my curse hates me lol