"And that is how you can apply the word 'that' four times in a single sentence and still remain grammatically correct." I wrap up the lecture as I observe the students either groan in confusion or just hurriedly leave the classroom.

I see Shirou and Issei also leave the classroom while talking to each other quietly. Issei has a look of malcontent during the entire period, even before I started to lecture about the grammar hell that is English. I guess Issei really does have his supernatural sense. Interesting. But Shirou never knew what Issei's sense actually was so I should be fine. Hopefully.

Meh. Assassin didn't notice any servants. So I assume that Rider or Archer haven't been summoned yet. That's good. Then that means that Pyrrha and I can most likely assassinate the Matou family, obviously excluding Sakura, and save her.

Luckily, it is the last period of the day. That's probably more than half of the class is "respectfully" running out of the classroom, a whole lot more respectable than my high school…. I think? Eh, might as well complete some of the objectives and then go to Matou Manor. It should be easy with 2 servants, especially since Caster has confessed that she knows how to deal with Crest Worms. I walk back home, already stuffing the worksheets that I forced the class to do into my Inventory. Yes, I gave them worksheets. On the first day. Mwa ha ha ha.

I enter the house to see Caster and Pyrrha juggling a kitchen together. They're sort of making it? I shrug and take off my jacket. After all, it's late January.

"Hi, wife!" I say with slight hesitation. The Gamer System just had to randomly give us the rings, and literally just launched the decision on us. I mean, Pyrrha and I are technically joined by the soul due to the Partner System.

"Hi, Ezra!" She perks up as she lifts up her whisk, "I've been trying this recipe on rice and leveled up quite a bit. I think it took a lot of tries though." She comments as she looks at the bowls. I also look at them, noticing some of the rice bowls still on fire. Right. All I got from the Observe is Flaming Fried Rice that is essentially poison, wonderful.

I pick up a different whisk and start to make a cake. I might as well make a cake for all of us. We still have a couple of hours before the raid.

After a silent moment of cooking and baking, Assassin enters the house and acknowledges me.

"Master, I have only noticed Lancer prowling around the city. Luckily, he has not noticed me," he replies as his attire transforms into a dress shirt and black pants with a red tie. Pretty much just him without his coat. Shrug. I can't judge his casual clothes.

We set up the table for dinner and I place the cake to cool on the side.

"So, Gilgamesh hasn't been going around?" I ask. That is good. Because if he saw Assassin, he'll probably immediately know something is up and go to us. And probably exterminate us…. Or "collect" us. After all, I'm pretty sure that he doesn't have any equivalent to the Gamer System. I hope. Because if he does have a prototype, then he wouldn't be intrigued by us and therefore be less likely to damage us. Honestly, do I want to attack someone with a more OP Path To Victory? Not really. I vaguely remember that only Caster Gil should have it, but….. He did exhibit it in the UBW route and… C/C/C? I'm not so sure. The point is, I really don't want to fuck with the god-king that can only be countered by pride and sword spam.

"No," he responds. Caster looks up as she listens to our discussion about the Babylonian King.

"He is quite dangerous." Caster remarked with a slight pout, "He immediately looked up the moment I tried to scry him and he just chuckled before terminating the collection. I had to remake another crystal ball because the other one exploded from the overload."

Pyrrha pats Caster's shoulder as she nervously chuckles.

"So… Operation Nuke Canon." Assassin pauses at the name, "How is this going to come about?"

"We're going to try to steal at least Archer and pray," I say with a serious expression. Honestly, that's it. It'll be a bonus if we grab Lancer because then we'll have a valuable scout and a face tank. Poor Lancer. We can barter Saber with Sakur- never mind, that's not chivalrous.

"Is there any way that we can kill Kirei?" Caster asks. We had met the priest the day before. Luckily, Gilgamesh hadn't been there, or else it would've been a short-lived war. The fake priest just gave us the old cup and ball routine and just let us go.

"Maybe." I mused, "I doubt we can though. He was skilled enough to combat Kirei, who was cheating with time, and Shirou who has plot armor."

"I can stab him." Assassin offers, "I could feel the heart of curses that you mentioned. With that, I should be able to pretty much wipe him out."

"True..." I muse as I think about it. The problem is that then Gilgamesh will be more overt with Kirei's death, seeing as Kirei is the one supplying the mana keeping the king anchored. Without the priest, then Gilgamesh will not be very happy. In addition, the man's stats are stupid.

Kirei Kotomine

Title: The Fake Priest

Level: 50 (+150)

STR: 270

LUC: 54

Status: Mapo Tofu Addiction (+25 DEX) ; Heart of Curses (-10 LUC, +20 STR)

Fucking Mapo Tofu addicted Executor. Ridiculous. He has enough STR to fricking rival Archer's own strength. Honestly, fucking with Canon is easy. It's just how bad the consequences are. I mean, there are more bad ends than good ends. So I guess cause and effect at work. In addition, if we try to steal Archer, I don't even know if his Eye of the Mind can detect a ninja Rule Breaker. Because we tested sticking the Noble Phantasm through one of my portals, which worked, much to Caster's surprise, until she tapped the actual frame of the portal with the dagger, then it collapsed.

"You know." Caster absentmindedly remarks as she cuts another carrot into tiny chunks. She's sort of failing. "We should kill the little girl that you mentioned and take Hercules. Therefore, we wouldn't have to fight such a brute."

"The problem is…." I venture forth into that line of thought, "She is too well guarded by that same reasoning. I doubt that I can spawn a portal faster than Berserker's arrival and I doubt that gravity doesn't hinder him."

"True." Caster mutters. I had tried to use Pull on Assassin in a practice fight, and he just shrugged it off. Pyrrha's aura constructs were ineffective as well and Servant's weapons aren't made of metal per se, seeing as they are manifested from the servant's legend. There is a chance that my Spear can bypass Hercules's God Hand… if it isn't freaking bullshit by marking its defense by the Noble Phantasm ranking system, which my spell isn't a part of. So fantastic. Why can't God Hand work like Achilles's Noble Phantasm? But nooo, bullshit has to happen. Only Assassin can even touch Hercules, and that will probably only take away 2 of Hercules' lives, which is not a lot.

"Okay then. Small steps first." I say, "We'll raid Matou manor and try to bargain with Shirou. Assassin and I will go there. Pyrrha and Caster should probably go to the school courtyard just in case Lancer and Archer are there. Be sure to let Shirou survive, or else the competition may get a little hairy with Artoria in the mix."

I ignore the slight ufufufu from Caster as she then turns on her cellphone. "He's calling!" She says before she skips off in a lovey-dovey manner. Yes, she found Souichirou. Good for her. Pyrrha had just asked Caster to be with us for the War, to which Caster agreed. Something about not wanting her lovely to not fight anymore.

"So," I say, "We should probably buy some skills from the Tree?"

"Yes, we do have 5 points and now is any better time." Pyrrha remarks as she flicks to the screen. She instantly picks Lesser Holy Grail Creation. What? Why?

As I look at her with a confused face, she answers, "We need to catch the souls of the dead Servants in order to prevent Angra Mainyu from getting stronger." Shadows start to creep up the walls as Assassin slams the hilt of his sword against the ground, causing it to retreat.

"Might I recommend from invoking the name of the god of Evil that is currently within an all-powerful wishing device?" Assassin calmly says as his Anti-Evil sword pretty much eviscerated the shadows by its mere presence. So badass. If only there were glowing lights coming from it.

"I'm baaack!" Medea returns exuberantly from the side room. "Now! Let's go look at your Origin and Element!" She claps her hand before dragging the two of us into her workshop. Nooo!

We enter a Grecian pseudo-temple that she had managed to convert from a large room in the house. Since she knew about the Gamer System, she has been interested in checking up on us. Emphasis on checking us. One time, Pyrrha and I had woken up to her holding a crude needle to my arm. It was….terrifying to see her uber-curious expression in the night.

In her workshop, there was already a ritual circle lying in the middle of it with the catalysts necessary for these kinds of rituals.

"Let's do this!" She claps with almost just as much excitement as she did when she found her love. I mean, she is foremost a researcher. The two of us mutely followed her requests, as long as they weren't too ridiculous or tantric in nature and she provided us the results.

"So, Pyrrha." She says, "You have an Origin in Soul. Probably because of the previous world you were talking about, being born in a world where souls exist outside of the body. Oh, how I want to see a place like that. And you have a tri-element in wind, fire, and earth. That is probably due to your Magnetism Magecraft and the Fall Maiden Magic that you mentioned."

Interesting. It does make sense. But what about mine? She turns to me as she looks at it with intrigue. "You have a Dual Origin of Potential and Dreams."

Dreams? I look at her in confusion as she waves it aside.

She continues, "Ironically, we have another Incarnation in this century. You have an unusual element in Dreams." What? What does that mean? Ding!

I guess I got my answer.

You have received a Title, Incarnation of Dreams!

"Incarnation of Dreams": You have an Origin and Element in Dreams. Illusions are the piece de resistance of your kit, I hope.

+1000% increase in magic skills that are illusive/stealth

-100% decrease in EXP of other magic skills

Origin: Potential (Lvl MAX): You will have the predilection to always "complete the game". Doesn't matter. So you might as well get a skill buff.

+100% experience gain in all magecraft skills

All magecraft skills learned starts at 25% of MAX Level

Origin: Dreams (Lvl MAX): You will have the predilection to dream. Whether for a future or a goal, there is going to be an endgame for you to reach.

+100% experience gain in illusion, mind, and projection-based skills, -10% experience gain in skills that affect the world physically

Element: Dreams (Lvl MAX): You find ease in controlling dreams, the unreality that people often don't see.

+100% experience gain in illusion, mind, and projection-based skills, -10% experience gain in skills that affect the world physically

Wait. Did Potential just offset the negatives of Dreams by allowing only a 20% decrease in skill gain? Neat. So that means….. I fucking learn at a rate of 1200% for any illusion, skill, or mind based skill. WTF. That's OP. I mean. I understand how I have Potential, because well… the Gamer system. But dreams? Do I aspire to things? I guess I do. But now that I'm aware, I'm going to be a whole lot more conscientious of my dreams and goals? Cause that'll suck a lot.

Caster drools for a bit at my unique element and Pyrrha's Origin before stopping.

"So, are we done?" I say as I muse on how to raid the manor. It should be easy. Seeing as I can teleport into the Bounded Field, therefore it should prevent detection. Then we can go and assassinate the Matou's and bring Sakura back home after stabbing her with Assassin's blade, hopefully missing her heart. Pyrrha had also brought Healing Magecraft and leveled it up to enough that the heart should be at least resuscitated if the…cut was incorrect. Obviously, Assassin didn't appreciate the doubt, seeing as he does have his Human Medical Research and Medical Techniques skill, but I'm pretty sure that Heart Surgery didn't occur during French-Revolution era France.

Just in case though. I'm going to buy Runes because it can be useful, especially if there is a rune that deals with the heart and healing.

Primordial Runes (Lvl 25/100): The Runes that spawn from Odin's Tongue. The language of Elder Futhark. You are a proficient novice in the art.

Cost: 10 MP per Rune activation

+25 INT

That is niiice. I just need to boost my DEX in order to dodge shit. Let's just spam 200 points into it. Right? A nice idea I hope. Wow, 338 DEX, that's slightly insane. That'll match a servant with C rank DEX. Anyway, let's go raid the Matou Manor. Cause fuck Shinji and the bag of worms. Sowilo. A small spurt of flame is burnt on my finger as I play with the rune, only to realize that I don't have any fire protection…. I snuff it out with Laguz.

Ding!

Primordial Runes is now level 26!

Whatever. Time to raid the Matou Manor. Small steps.

"Pyrrha, we're starting step 1 of Operation Nuke Canon!" I say as she waves me good luck.

Calling Assassin, I don my Dapper Hat and Cloak of Shadows in order to avoid detection. He astralizes as I transform into a Phoenix. Let's do this. Ding!

Oh now, what?

-0-

So an interesting point in discussion is that one guy came late to the party and accused my character of being OP. FFS look at flameclawsxx's stuff, not to demean the writer, his work is interesting, its just that there are probably better examples of uber OP gamer's then mine. Anyway, just having a moment with that review. Also, guys, I've never seen a PJO gamer aside from two. So I'm not so sure about the PJO one.

Anyway, I feel that I may as well force my Gamer through Akame Ga Kill, Worm, Future Diary (I mean, It'll be unique), D. Gray man, Konosuba, Star Wars Cinematography Verse, MCU, Magi, Inheritance Cycle, Soul Eater, DxD, maybe a Doctor Who one-shot during Christmas, other stuff, and maybe one-shot omakes of video games. I guess. Anyway, the point is, is that I highly doubt that this will get rewritten, because this is essentially me going through a giggle-fest with this fic.

If you don't want to read unfiltered brainwaves of a fanfic writer, than you really don't want to read this. Deal with it.

Next on the agenda. I need help locating a purifying item capable of exorcising Angra Mainyu. I mean, I can easily ask Medea to perform some witchcraft and then stuff him into a Lesser Grail, but that doesn't seem "Gamer" enough… If I can't find a reasonable item, then I guess that I'll go plan A.

Cough. Have a nice day.

Tata!