Moving In. Camping Out.

"Gotta make a move to a town that's right for meeeee." Renji horribly sang 'Funky Town' while carrying boxes into the manor. Captain Unohana told Byakuya, Renji, and Yorichi when she reached six months in her pregnancy she had to move it with them and now is the time. "Town to keep me movin', keep me groovin' with some energyyyy."

"Renji if you don't shut the fuck up I'll kill you." Byakuya growled also carrying a box in his hands.

"I sing this every time someone moves."

"I hate you." Byakuya did not want Yorichi moving in she was already annoying enough and seeing her every single day for the next 3 months was going to grate on his nerves excessively.

"Don't pout Bya-boo." Yorichi said walking past him into the manor. "This is going to be fun...for me at least."

Byakuya walked into his shared bedroom with a dark scowl on his face, Yorichi had been staying with them for two weeks now and Byakuya wasn't sure if he wanted to kill her or himself, he was leaning towards the second one though. Byakuya knew Yorichi enjoyed annoying him it was no secret but he had hoped she would tone it down, no such thing happened. Yorichi went into their room while they were at work and moved Byakuya's things around and she watched them have sex and she listened to them have sex and she gave them unwanted pointers on how to have better sex and it all drove Byakuya crazy and the worst part about it all was that it didn't drive Renji crazy he thought it was cute.

Byakuya sat down on the couch next to Renji who was reading a book which confused Byakuya, Renji didn't read books. "What's that?" Byakuya asked.

"Odd sex positions. Yorichi gave it to me." Renji answered looking at the book. Byakuya rolled his eyes and huffed, Renji sensed his husband's discomfort and closed the book in his hands. "How bout we go on vacation? Tomorrow is Friday we can leave at night and come back Sunday afternoon."

Byakuya quickly gave Renji's idea some thought. "That seems like a good idea. Where should we go?"

"I'll handle that you just be ready to go tomorrow night."

"You sure?"

"Yes, babe, I got it."

Byakuya was a little skeptical Renji wasn't the best at planning things or being organized but he trusted him, this time. "Alright, I'll be ready."

Renji and Byakuya had been driving for hours but this ride was much better than the trip they took to the couples retreat. They weren't fighting and picking at each other and the silence was comfortable and not because they didn't know what to say to each other.

Byakuya was enjoying his book and the car ride when he started to notice something, there were a lot more trees than usual and a lot less cars on the road and now the road was becoming a dirt road and Byakuya didn't like it. "Renji where are we going?"

"Its a surprise." Renji said, he knew Byakuya didn't like the outdoors but he was going to like this trip.

"Renji I don't like camping. I live in a house so I don't have to sleep on the ground."

"But you'll like this trip. There's something I really want you to see."

Byakuya rolled his eyes and sighed. "Fine. But I'm not having sex with you."

"Why not!?"

"I don't have sex outside...except for that one time."

"Why?"

"Because what if something flies in as soon as you pull out. I'm not going to have a spider in my ass just because you wanna do something new."

Renji rolled his eyes and shook his head he knew Byakuya would change his mind so he wasn't really worried. "Alright, whatever." It was quiet in the car for a while until Renji stopped the car next to what looked like a trail. "We're here."

"What is here this looks like everything else."

"Will you just get out of the car." Renji snapped getting out.

Byakuya rolled his eyes but got out of the car and followed Renji to the trunk. "Aren't we supposed to be sleeping in a tent?" he asked when Renji pulled out two rolled up sleeping bags.

"Not tonight." Renji put his back pack with one of the rolled up sleeping bags on his back. "Here." he said handing the other one to Byakuya. "Since it is already night time and we just ate we're going to enjoy the scenery and then go to sleep..and probably have sex."

"What did I just say?" Byakuya said. He stared at Renji for a moment before rolling his eyes. "Lead the way."

"Okay, don't leave. I know you're thinking about it."

Byakuya sucked his teeth he was definitely thinking about it, he couldn't drive but how hard could it be. "Fine."

"You know what come here I want it to really be a surprise."

"Fine." Byakuya moved in front of Renji so he could cover his eyes. "Don't make me fall."

"If you fall I'll fall and then we'll be in your favorite position."

"My favorite position is behind you." Renji pinched him. "Ouch."

"You know I don't like hearing about that." When Byakuya didn't say anything back Renji started walking towards his surprise it wasn't that far away maybe 10 minutes. He knew Byakuya would like this surprise there was no way he wouldn't. Renji could hear running water getting closer as they walked he knew they weren't that far.

"Where are we going?"

"Its a surprise." Renji then stopped walking finally in front of his surprise, a beautiful waterfall that glowed in the night sky. "You can look now." he said moving his hand.

Byakuya gasped. "Oh Renji," he said softly. "I'm going kick your ass for pinching me but this is beautiful."

"Don't you love me." Renji grinned.

Byakuya rolled his eyes and kissed Renji's cheek. "For now."

"You can get in if you like."

Byakuya looked at Renji. "You just want me to get naked so you can touch me."

"You are my husband."

Byakuya rolled his eyes and took his shoes off so he could stick a toe in to touch the water. "It's warm."

"Yeah, great for activities." Byakuya looked over his shoulder and rolled his eyes. Renji walked up behind Byakuya and wrapped his arms around his waist. "You know I was thinking we've had sex outside before."

"I didn't have a choice you wouldn't let me go."

"No, I mean that time we had sex on the roof in the winter."

"Oh when you refused to tell me you loved me."

"Because you got engaged right after you told me you weren't ready to get married."

"I guess." Byakuya began taking his clothes off so he could get in the water. "I'll promise you this." Byakuya stepped into the water and turned to look at Renji. "Every decision I make from now on will include you."

"You already made that promise the last time you did something stupid without including me."

"I was lying then as a matter of fact I'm lying now. From now on I will consult you before I make a decision but whether or not you agree has nothing to do with my decision."

"So basically, you're going to tell me what you're gonna do and if I say no you're gonna do it anyway." Renji began taking his clothes off so he could get in the water with Byakuya.

"Yes."

"So nothing has changed."

"I'm telling you about my plans before I do them now."

"Baby steps."

"Baby steps. Are you coming in or what?"

"It'll take me a few strokes but yeah."

"Do you have to make everything a sex joke?"

"Yes." Renji stepped into the warm water walking over to Byakuya who had moved far enough in the water for it to be up to his shoulders. "What are you doing?" he asked when Byakuya ducked his head under the water.

"Renji," Byakuya popping back up. "Can you swim?" Byakuya began floating on his back swimming around Renji.

"I know how not to drown."

"So no." Byakuya said.

"You like swimming?"

"Occasionally."

"Then how come you destroyed the swimming pool the girls built?"

"Because they didn't ask me first."

"You are so petty."

"When are you going to let me top again?"

"What the fuck is this, 20 questions?" Renji said he still didn't like talking about Byakuya topping him and as far as he was concerned that would never happen again. "And stop swimming around me you look like a shark. Oh yeah and never."

"Why not? I think we should at least do it once a month."

"No."

"Its only 12 out of 365 days."

"Actually, we don't have sex one day out of the week so..."

"Its still only 12 days."

"And we're about to have kids you really think we're going to still be having sex everyday."

"We can make it work. Honestly, what else would we do if we can't have sex? Talk? no."

"You right, I can't resist you." Renji said grabbing Byakuya's hand making the man fall in the water.

"You did that on purpose." Byakuya snapped popping up out of the water.

"I didn't bring you here to swim." Renji pulled Byakuya close to him so their bodies were touching.

"What did you bring me here for?" Byakuya said looking into Renji's eyes.

"To get this dick."

Byakuya rolled his eyes. "Romance."

"We had romance once we had that special dinner and then we fucked for the first time."

"I set that up."

"Okay, what about the time I whisked you away?"

"When we got in trouble with everyone? Yeah, I remember that."

Renji glared at Byakuya then rolled his eyes. "I bought you a piano even though we had broke up. Bam!"

"Oh yes, that's true."

"Can we have sex now?"

"Only if we can promise each other to me more romantic."

"Fine, now can we have sex?"

"Yes." Byakuya pulled Renji in for a long awaited kiss.

After two rounds of sex, Byakuya and Renji laid out on a blanket Renji had brought and looked at the stars. Everything was quiet and calm which made their after-sex high even better, Renji hoped it would make his news a little lighter on Byakuya.

"Bya, since you're all happy from the pleasure I have something to tell you." Byakuya didn't say anything so Renji kept talking. "This is not a me and you trip. I invited everyone like a couples retreat." Byakuya was still quiet. "Babe." Renji said nudging him, Byakuya was still silent Renji sat up a little to see what was going on. "Oh," Renji sighed. "You're sleeping. You gone be real surprised tomorrow."

Grey eyes popped open when Byakuya felt a cold breeze on his nether regions, Byakuya looked around instantly becoming confused. "Why am I outside?" he said to himself. He then rolled his eyes when he remembered this was Renji being romantic. Byakuya looked around again. "Where is Renji?" Byakuya stood up and wrapped the blanket that had fallen off around himself while he found his clothes he took off the night before. While Byakuya got dressed he thought he heard some things but shrugged it off and then he heard voices. Byakuya walked over to the pathway he and Renji came through the night before and growled at what he saw. "Renji." he hissed under his breath. At the top of the pathway were Ikkaku, Yumichika, Rangiku, Shuhei, Izuru, Rukia, Ichigo, and Shiro. Its not that Byakuya hated Renji's friends he grew to like them but he thought this weekend would be a romantic getaway for just the two of them, he was wrong.

"Oh you're awake." Renji said walking up from behind Byakuya with wood in his arms. "How'd you sleep?"

Byakuya turned around to look at Renji. "I woke up to the wind molesting me instead of you. And I guess this isn't a you and me trip like I thought it was." Byakuya thought for a moment, this trip was very spontaneous a little too spontaneous. "Did you plan this with your friends already?"

Renji looked away for a moment before he lied. "No."

"I know when you're lying."

Renji looked at Byakuya for a moment but decided not to say anything instead he looked behind Byakuya and spoke to his friends. "Hey guys, glad you could make it." he said walking past Byakuya who growled loudly behind him.

"He doesn't look too happy." Yumichika said noticing the way Byakuya was staring at Renji.

"He may have thought this was just a me and him trip." Renji said. "He wouldn't of come if he knew everyone was coming, he can only take y'all in moderation."

"Don't speak for me." Byakuya said walking up behind Renji. "I guess its nice that your friends are here. Having witnesses makes it less likely that I will kill you..or more we'll see." Byakuya looked around noticing that Renji had brought out more stuff from the car, how had he not noticed Renij putting all that in the car before they left. "Would you like me to set up the tent?" he decided he would participate, this would make Renji happy and then Renji would make him happy so its a win for Byakuya.

"You can set up a tent?" Renji asked, surprised.

"I've been camping plenty of times before and I've hated every second of it." Byakuya made his way to the stuff Renji brought and started setting up.

Yumichilka made his way over to Byakuya to set up his and Ikkaku's tent, Ikkaku stayed behind with Renji. "You know, you never told us how your honeymoon went." he said.

"That's because there was nothing to tell we fucked the whole time." Renji answered.

"You didn't even leave the room?"

"Oh we left the room. We didn't stop fucking though." Ikkaku laughed while he gave Renji a high five.

After everyone got settled in the campsite Renji chose, the red haired man stood where everyone could see him so he could make his announcement. "We're going on a hike in like 15 minutes so everyone put on your hiking gear."

"Why is Renji the leader?" Shiro asked.

"Cause he planned this." Ichigo answered.

"Oh yeah." Shiro said.

"Hiking gear?" Byakuya said with his arms crossed over his chest he looked around and it seemed everyone had hiking gear. "What the hell is going on? Why does everyone having hiking gear?" he said to himself. "Does he expect me to go hiking? I'm not going hiking."

Renji walked up to Byakuya with bags in his hands. "I got you some hiking gear."

Byakuya hesitantly took the bags. "What's going on here? You didn't tell me we were going hiking."

"Because if I told you you'd say 'no'."

Byakuya looked up at Renji and sighed. "Fine. The back of you will be paying for this." Byakuya started putting on the socks and shoes Renji got for him.

"I don't like the way that sounds."

"You won't like the way it feels at first but you'll get used to it."

"You know I hate it when you do that."

"Do what? Make plans without you?"

"If I told you you would have said 'no'."

"Maybe. Maybe not. You probably would have had to do some buttering up but I would have said 'yes' eventually."

Renji sighed. "You're right.."

"What? What did you say?" Byakuya said leaning forward, this was a once in a lifetime moment. "I didn't hear that."

Renji sucked his teeth. "You're right."

"Can I get that in writing?"

"I'm not telling you again."

"I'm just surprised you said it. In all the years I've known you you've never said I was right even though I always am."

"Let's not go there because we both know that isn't true."

"I am right most of the time."

"Half the time you don't even know what you be talking about. Like the other day when you was going on and on about computers you don't know shit about computers."

"You don't know what I don't know."

"I know you don't know shit about computers."

Byakuya rolled his eyes. "Whatever, Renji."

"You know I'm right." Renji rolled his eyes after Byakuya rolled his eyes. "Do you need help?"

"I've been hiking before, hated that too."

"Why haven't I heard about any of this before?"

"Because I didn't want you to take me camping. I hate being outside. There are bugs and dirt and bugs and no running water and bugs and dirt."

"I get it you hate bugs and dirt but I like being outside and if you loved me you'd stop complaining."

"I'll stop complaining if you let me top again." Byakuya crossed his arms over his chest and tilted his head.

"You know the answer to that."

"Fine, I'll keep complaining."

Renji sucked his teeth. "Fine." he whispered. "But don't you bring it up again."

Byakuya smiled. "Mum's the word, sweet cheeks." he said walking past Renji slapping his ass.

"Don't do that." Renji hissed.

"Are we ready yet?" Ikkaku yelled.

"Yeah." Renji yelled back, he made his way to the front of the group. "There is a trail that goes all the way up the mountain and then all the way down to right here, its a giant circle. So if you get lost, Shiro, just keep walking on the trail its already cleared."

"Why you say my name?" Shiro said.

"Because you get distracted easily." Ichigo answered.

"No I...oooo butterfly. I see what you're saying." Shiro said

Renji shook his head. "We're going as a team but everyone needs a buddy to look after them."

"I'll take Shiro," Byakuya said. "I can keep him on the trail."

"But you already have a partner." Renji said.

"Do I? That would mean I knew this was going to happen and I picked my partner prior to this moment."

"You said you weren't going to complain anymore."

"I'm not complaining I'm stating facts."

"Don't do that either."

Byakuya smirked. "Fine."

"You swear?"

"Your ass is on the line."

"So you're my partner."

"Fine."

"So Shiro is with Ran and everyone else is with they're significant other."

"Actually," Rukia said. "Ichigo and I broke up so I'll go with Ran."

"I don't wanna be stuck with Shiro." Ichigo said.

Shiro's jaw dropped. "What the fuck. That's fine I'll have my own back."

"You can't have your own back," Byakuya said. "you'll get lost."

"I'll just get lost."

Ichigo rolled his eyes. "Fine, Shiro, I'll go with you."

"Thank you." Renji sighed. "Let's go before something else happens."

Renji and Byakuya lead the group through the trail which was easy enough, as much as Byakuya hated being outside he did like the scenery. As they walked the trail got harder to walk no one thought the mountain would be as steep as it was but no one complained they would never let the others think they were weak. They all made it tiredly to the top of the mountain and decided to take a break, they all took a seat on the ground looking out at the world below them.

"Is it as bad as you thought it would be?" Renji asked Byakuya who was sitting next to him.

"It's okay, your ass is still on the line though." Byakuya answered looking up at the tree above them. "That flower is pretty." he said looking at a bright pink flower at the top of the tree. "That would look nice in my garden." Byakuya stood up and stretch a little he hadn't climbed a tree in years.

"Where are you going?" Renji said.

"To get the flower."

"You're going to climb the tree!?" Renji said jumping up.

"Yes, how else would I get the flower its way up high."

"I don't think that's a good idea."

"Okay" Byakuya reached for the closest branch but he couldn't reach it. "Link your fingers together so I can use them as a step stool."

"Byakuya." Renji scorned.

"What?"

"You said you weren't going to do anything I didn't agree with."

"That's not true. I said I was going to tell you all my plans and I was going to do them whether you agreed with them or not. So are you going to link your fingers or not?"

"No."

"Shiro!" Byakuya called. "I need your help."

"What do you need?" Shiro said when he made his way over to Renji and Byakuya.

"I need you to link your fingers so I could use them as a step stool and climb the tree." Byakuya said.

"Okay."

"Shiro, don't you do it." Renji said.

"Why?" Shiro said.

"Don't listen to him." Byakuya said.

"Who are you most loyal to?" Renji said.

"Who are you more afraid of?" Byakuya said.

"I'm gonna say myself to both and leave." Shiro said going to back to where he was before.

"Look what you've done." Byakuya said crossing his arms over his chest.

"Me? You're the problem." Renji crossed his arms too. "You always have to go against the current. Everyone is just sitting here enjoying the peacefulness but not you you have to climb a tree."

"Are you done?"

"You are the most annoying person I have ever met."

"You married me."

Renji rolled his eyes and sighed. "Why do I love you so much?"

"Because I'm determined to get this flower out of the tree?"

Renji shook his head. "Fine, I'll help you but don't fall out." Renji link his fingers and bent down.

"Thanks, love." Byakuya stepped on Renji's hands finally able to reach the tree branch, he climbed the tree quickly reaching the top and grabbing the flower slicking it in his ponytail for safekeeping. Byakuya looked down he was a little unsure how he was going to get down but he couldn't prove Renji right.

"Stuck?" Renji asked with a smirk on his face and his arms crossed over his chest.

"No, just enjoying the scenery." Byakuya lied. He looked down the tree at the branches. "What branches did I use to get up here?" he asked himself quietly. "I'll figure it out." he started making his way down slowly careful not to fall.

"You look stuck." Renji said.

"I'm not stuck, shut up." Byakuya moved a little faster which was a mistake he stepped on a weak branch and it broke. Byakuya lost his footing and then his hands slipped causing him to fall out of the trip luckily for him his trusty, good decision making husband was there to catch him.

"Who's always right?" Renji said grinning. "Renji, yeah, Renji's always right." Byakuya rolled his eyes as Renji put him down. "And since I saved your life you're not topping me any time soon."

"Fine." Byakuya pulled the flower from his ponytail and handed it to Renji. "For you."

Renji smiled. "Thanks." he leaned in to kiss Byakuya but was stopped.

"Romance. Just in case you didn't know what it looked like."

"Whatever." Renji said leaning in to kiss Byakuya.

"I'm ready to go now." Ikkaku yelled, Byakuya and Renji weren't fighting anymore so there was no more entertainment for him. "I'm hungry."

Renji rolled his eyes. "Alright lets go."

Everyone stood up stretching and getting their things rearranged before making their way back down the mountain which was a lot easier than going up. The group made it back to the campsite safely and no one got lost or hurt which surprised Renji he was sure both would happen to Shiro.

"What are we going to eat?" Ikkaku asked.

"There's a lake that way." Renji pointed in the opposite direction of the trail they just hiked.

"I'm going to catch a fish with my hands." Ikkaku said with a grin. "Like a ninja."

"I bet I can catch more fish that you can." Renji said challenging Ikkaku.

"Bring it, pineapple." Ikkaku said running to the river Renji pointed out, the red haired man running after him.

Byakuya and Yumichika looked at their annoying husband's running in the woods and rolled their eyes. "Shuhei," Yumi called out to the man. "When you go to the river to fish can you make sure they don't try to drown each other."

Shunhei nodded and gave a salute before making his way to the river with Izuru and their fishing rods.

"I hope it gets infected." Byakuya said to Renji while he tended to Renji's spider bite. "I can not believe you got bit by a water spider."

"Be gentle it hurts." Renji whined.

"Have you been cheating on me with a woman because you're acting like a pussy."

"You are so abusive." he whined while Byakuya rolled his eyes. "Kiss it and make it better."

"Unfortunately, that only works on thing below your waist."

"Whatever. Can you at least kiss my lips?" Byakuya leaned in for a quick kiss making Renji smile. "Thank you."

Byakuya and Renji walked out of their tent and over to the campfire with the others. "Who's cooking the fish?" Byakuya asked sitting down on one of the logs arranged around the fire, Renji caught one small fish with his hands while Ikkaku caught none and Shuhei and Izuru caught 10 and now it was time to cook them.

"Me." Renji answered.

"But you're infected."

"I got bit I'm not going to give everyone spider bits."

"I would feel better if it wasn't you."

Renji rolled his eyes. "Ikkaku is doing it."

"He should he didn't catch anything."

"Shut up, Ice Queen." Ikkaku snapped at Byakuya.

"We're not in the Seireitei if you want to finally get this feud over with we can." Byakuya said standing up but he was stopped by Renji who put his hand over him.

"Lets go then." Ikkaku said before being stopped by Yumichika before he could walk over to Byakuya.

"Stop." Renji and Yumichika said to their husband's. "Why do you two hate each other?" they said.

"Cause he's loud and annoying." "Cause he's a prissy bitch." Byakuya and Ikkaku said at the same time.

"Weren't you two friends that one time?" Renji said referring to the time Byakuya and Ikkaku teamed up to exact revenge on Byakuya's cousin.

"No." Byakuya said.

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend." Ikkaku said. "That's all that was."

"Well why can't you two just be acquaintances?" Yumi asked.

"That is all we want." Renji added.

Byakuya and Ikkaku rolled their eyes. "Fine." they both said. "I'll be the bigger person." they said again and then glared at each other.

Renji and Yumi sighed. "Thank you."

"Ikkaku," Shuhei called out. "the fish."

"Oh yeah." Ikkaku said, he gave Byakuya one last glare before leaving to grill the fish on the grill he brought with him.

Things were peaceful after that Ikkaku finished grilling the fish and everyone ate while having small conversations among themselves.

"You're going to be fathers soon," Shuhei said to Byakuya and Renji. "are you nervous?"

"A little," Renji answered. "I don't want them to turn out like crazy over here." he said nodding his head to Byakuya which earn him a hard punch to the arm. "I don't want our children seeing this abuse."

Byakuya rolled his eyes. "Shut up, Renji."

"What are they going to call you?" Yumichika asked. "Wouldn't it get confusing if they call you both dad?"

"Yeah, that's why Bya is the mom." Renji earned another punch to the arm. "Fuck." he said cradling his left arm.

"We're going to leave it up to the children they'll call us what they want." Byakuya answered.

"Which one is going to be clan leader?" Ikkaku asked.

"Well," Byakuya started. "I have three children to choose from my cousin gave birth to a son almost a year ago. The clan leader position goes to whoever deserves it I can not in good faith just choose my favorite."

"What about your squads?"

"Well one of them has to get Squad Six only a Kuchiki can run it."

"I'm going to give Squad Five to whoever can beat me in battle." Renji said.

"That should be easy." Byakuya mutter.

Renji glared at Byakuya. "You know we never did get our rematch."

"Pick a date, Renji, I'm ready whenever." Byakuya said.

"Good, I will." Renji snapped back.

After talking by the fire for a couple hours everyone decided it was time for bed so everyone retired to their tents for the night. It was quiet for while before Renji started hearing sounds from other tents and they we're outside sounds either. Renji nudged Byakuya awake so he could hear it too maybe it would give the older man some ideas.

"What!" Byakuya snapped. Renji rolled over so he was partially on top of Byakuya who was on his back. "Renji, get off me." he whispered. "We're not having sex."

"Why not?" Renji kissed Byakuya neck.

Byakuya pushed Renji's head. "I said no."

"Why not?"

"Because I don't want to."

"But we came here to have sex."

Byakuya got on his elbows so he could sit up a little. "No, I came with you to have sex but you came here because you planned it. And you won't let me top."

"Why do you wanna top so bad?"

"Because it's my turn."

"Why do we need to take turns?"

"How about this, every time I top you get to...punish me like you did the last time."

"Like when I tied you to the bed?"

"Yes."

Renji gave it some thought. "Deal. Can we have sex now?"

"No." Byakuya readjusted himself so he could lay on his side not facing Renji.

"But you don't like doing it at home because of Yorichi."

Byakuya rolled over so he could look at Renji."There is a room in the manor that Yorichi can not enter."

"Which room is that?"

"The room where we hold the meetings, only Kuchiki's are allowed in there."

"Your family already doesn't really approve do you want to give them another reason so dislike me?"

"Do you wanna be liked or fucked? And its not like we have meetings in there all the time. And I have to go to the meetings so I'll know when people are in there. And its only for the next three months."

"I just don't know why her being there bothers you do much."

"The other day we were having sex and when we finished she was sitting on the couch."

"I like an audience."

"I don't. It makes me uncomfortable that is our special time people should not see it."

"Now have you told Yorichi it makes you uncomfortable?"

"No."

"Well maybe you should." Renji grinned when Byakuya rolled his eyes. "Right again. Renji's on a roll. Can we have sex now?"

"Fine."

Everyone had a good nights sleep, ate a good breakfast, and had a short hike now they were ready to go home to running water. They all packed up as quickly as they set up and were out of the campsite in just a few minutes making their way back home. They all made it back to Seireitei in record time and as soon as they opened the doors to their homes in the shower they all went.

Byakuya decided to talk to Yorichi before he and Renji went to shower together. "Yorichi." he said to the woman sitting at the kitchen table. "I don't like it when you watch us have sex."

"I know that." the very pregnant woman responded.

"It makes me uncomfortable."

"Alright, I'll stop. I'll just listen."

Byakuya stared at Yorichi for a while he knew he couldn't get her to stop doing anything else so he didn't try. "Thanks."

"How was the trip? I know Renji's been planning it for a while."

"What? How do you know about it?"

"I know everything, I listen to people's conversations for fun now."

Byakuya shook his head he didn't even want to get into Yorichi listening to conversations right now he was much too tired. "I'll be taking a nap after my shower don't bother me."

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