Title: Excuses
Summary: Seems Severus is making up excuses...
Warning: None.
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: Though I wrote this myself, I in no way claim profit or ownership of the Harry Potter series.
"It's true Professor!"
"Honestly Snape! I expect this behavior least from you!"
"But Professor! I'm not lying!"
McGonagall fixed him with a hard stare.
"Of all the excuses Mr. Snape, I simply cannot believe you would --"
"But Professor!"
"Honestly! You expect me to believe that a dog ate you homework Snape? Twenty points from Slytherin!"
Somewhere behind the office door, a shaggy black dog snickered.
Note: Ha. You know Sirius would have done it sooner or later.