Wonderful Talk Show Returns!
Narrator:That awkward moment when the person you're mad at is assigned as seat next to you. (That one girl with that one name that starts with that one letter)
Me:lolololol~ The teacher trolled you good.
Skye:*in a horrible mood*Stupid Kristian.. Doesn't care about my feelings...
Me:Oh you, you know he loves you, why so serious?
Skye:BECAUSE HE HURT MY FEELINGS!
All:*gasp*
Skye:Yes! I know, "she has feelings? !" well I'M A HUMAN BEING. NOT SOME KIND OF EMOTIONLESS ROBO-
Riko:... *runs away crying*
Skye:Oh... Oh god what have I done? *sits in an emo corner*
Me:DON'T FORGET YOUR EMO DIARY! *throws a black notebook at Skye's head*
Skye:Ow!
Me:Hehe~ First off, the review. Then I have to go make a phone call.
Review:master-dono (AKA Hoody)
ohayo minna...
been an awful quite awhile...
leo/lia: ohayo!
hoody: hm, black joka... yare yare... nazu anata wa totemo meiwaku desu ka?
leo: -points a finger- in other words,
'black joker, geez... why are you so annoying?'
hoody: good boy, peasant. -patting head-
lia: -stares- ne, bossu?
hoody: nanda yo...?
lia: why are you acting different?
hoody: -blinks- nani?
leo: he's having a 'friendly' competition, it involves speaking japanese. -logical tone-
lia: hontou ne? i wan' join!
leo: really?
hoody: the peasants are babbling nonsense...
ne minna... i dare all of you to masturbate in front of my innocent litte brother...
fabien: -emotionlessly staring, lolipop sticking out of mouth-
leo: that's some epic sexual request... -/,/,/-
Me:Ohayo! Now, for that phone call... *goes outside*
Skye:You'd better not be calling that dumbass Kristian...
Me:Yeah sure whatever.
Skye:*continues sulking*
Alice:Now, calm down... *sweat drop*And Black... Why are you annoying?
Black:I'm annoying you guys? So it's working! Heh! Told you I could do it White!
White:You never told me anything though...
Black:... You still owe me $50 you son of a bitch.
White:But you didn't even-... Forget it -_-
Lexi:Seeing Hoody-nii being "friendly" is quite strange...
Skye:*pales*L-Lexi... W-when did you get here.
Lexi:When I heard about how much you loved Kristian... *dark aura*Does onee-san love someone else?
Skye:Uh... H-hey, I think... My... Uh... Cake is done! *runs into the kitchen*
Lexi:Oh no you don't! *runs after*
Alice:... You want us to do WHAT now?
Me:It says to masturbate, duh Alice. Are you blind? I'm Asian and I can still see it.
Alice:*facepalm*Kira-chan, you don't get it do you, we have to MASTURBATE. I'M NOT DOING THAT.
Kristian:Doing what?
Me:Apologizing to Skye for being a butt-face and comparing her to the stupid bitch whores at school.
Kristian:-_- It was a joke.
Skye:OH WELL EXCUSE ME.
Kristian:Don't get so butthurt.
Skye:Don't tell me what to do you insolent fool! You impudent dog! Y-you.. You... *sniffle*You... Aho! *runs away crying*
Me:Asjijkwgrbfwkjr KRISTIAN. THAT WAS NOT THE PLAN.
Kristian:Well SORRY. Geez...
Me:And I wonder why she had a brief crush on you...
Kristian:what?
Me:I said I wonder why she hit you with a brief case.
Kristian:She never did that... Then again, she hits me with a lot of things, so I wouldn't remember well...
Me:Well who WOULDN'T hit you? YOU STUCK YOUR HAND UP HER SKIRT, YOU GUESSED THE CORRECT COLOR OF HER UNDERWEAR, YOU GROPED HER, YOU LET YOUR MELTED ICE CREAM DRIP DOWN HER SHIRT, YOU *continues with every bad and perverse thing Kristian has done since he met Skye*
Kristian:Okay, okay... Chinky, come out, I have something to tell you.
Skye:*comes out pouting*What do you want stupid cow?
Kristian:*eye twitches*S-stupid cow?... Whatever... Uhm.. Look, I'm sorry... Uh... Will you forgive me?
Skye:... No.
Me:Wat?
Kristian:WHAT? WHY NOT?
Skye:*crosses arms and turns around*You do not understand a girl's feelings, that's why.
Kristian:Kirara! Do something!
Me:Pupply Dog face. (I say pupply instead of puppy)
Kristian:Right... *puppy dog face*Pwease~?
Skye:*blushes*F-fine! B-but only because you're begging on your knees and it amuses me. S-stupid cow.
Kristian:Alright, Chinky... So, what's on the schedule today you Chinksters?
Me:Masturbation.
Skye:WHAT? !
Kristian:Whoa... I'm in!
Me:*smirks*Y'know, you're both growing teens, and I think it would be better if you both-
Skye/Kristian:NO.
Skye:I only like him as a friend.
Kristian:Same here. I like to tease her though.
Me:Aww... B-but... I wanted to see-
Skye:Anta wa kettakuso warui... (You're annoying)
Me:*pouts*But Fu-chan...
Skye:Dame. Kono chousen wa shoumonai desu. (No. This dare is uninteresting).
Me:D-datte-
Skye:Nee-san, why am I the mature one while YOU'RE the immature one?
Me:B-but... YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT SOMEDAY.
Skye:Maybe someday, but not today. *sighs* Mou..Shindoi desu... (I'm exhausted). Kristian, did you finish your Algebra homework? Do you need help?
Kristian:YES. PLEASE HELP ME. IMMA DIE.
Skye:There you have it, we're off to Paris Baguette to do homework, study, and relax. Jaa naa~ *leaves with Kristian*
Me:... They'd totally make a good couple.
Alice:Agreed.
All:Doesn't she make a good couple with everyone to you two?
Me:Yep.
Alice:Of course.
Me:*sighs*Since Fufufu-chan is being a stickler, we can't do you dare my love... *pouts*No fair.. I was really happy to see that happening...
All:Sorry, but as much as we love you Kira-chan, we prefer pettankos over oppais.
Me:I do too... Which is why I don't really enjoy having huge breasts... I want a flat chest like Fu-chans! No fair! She's only a year younger than me! How come I have to have a large bust and she gets an invisible one?
Skye:*evil aura*Nee-san... I can hear you...
Me:Eeeek! F-Fu-chan, when did you get back?
Skye:I forgot my pencil box... You will all now experience something so traumatizing and painful, that you should try your best to run away. *emits much more evil aura than usual*DO NOT TALK ABOUT MY FLAT CHEST!
*bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Narrator:Due to some certain technical difficulties, the show must be cut short. Luckily for you perverse people out there, Skye will be gone at a meeting, so if we time it right... MASTURBATION PARTEH!