BABY DRABBLE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

"Nick, is that you? Can you go and grab me my tablet? The gray one, not the black one. It's in the safe. The combination is 36-06-00." Kurt said without looking up.

Nick moved around some but didn't speak.

"Time is of the essence here, Nicky." Kurt still didn't look up.

Still, Nick didn't move.

"Nick, really, what are you waiting fo-." Kurt looked up, trailing off when he saw his oldest child with a light bulb in his mouth. "What... is that light bulb doing… in your mouth?"

Nick grinned around the light bulb and pulled it out with a pop. "I'm having a light snack."

Kurt stared at him, not even blinking.

"Get it? Light snack. " Nick's grin grew. "'Cause it's a light bulb. You can laugh."

"I'm not going to laugh at that." Kurt scoffed.

"You know you want to." Nick put the light bulb back in his mouth and quirked an eyebrow up.

Kurt bit his lip hard before bursting into laughter. "Go get the tablet!"

"Nobody can make you laugh like I dooooo." Nick sang before leaving the office.

"Who thought it was a bright idea to let Blaine procreate?" Kurt asked himself out loud, staring at the door. He rolled his eyes when Blaine walked in with a light bulb in his mouth.

"Too late, daddy-o!" Nick grinned, coming back in with Kurt's tablet. "Beat ya to the punch!"

"Damn it! I'm the one who even told you about that!" Blaine whined, tossing the light bulb into the trash can near Kurt's desk.

"Father, dearest, why so upset?" Nick asked, a mock solemn look on his face. "I'm sorry that in your old age you just don't have what it takes to be funny and original anymore."

"Old age?" Blaine scoffed. "I'm forty-three."

"Exactly. Old age."

"43 is pretty old." Kurt teased.

"You'll be there in two weeks." Nick pointed out.

"No driving practice tonight!" Blaine pointed at Nick. "Ha!"

"What? Why?" Nick asked, looking highly offended.

"Sixteen is pretty young to drive." Blaine teasingly sneered at him. "Call me in a year or two when you lose your funny and original bone."

"At least I'll still have had it longer than you. Ohhh, burn!" Nick punched Blaine's arm on his way out of the room.

"I thought we agreed we were taking the Easy A movie from him."

"I did. He keeps ordering it off of Amazon. I didn't even know that was still a working website." Blaine shrugged and then scowled. "That was my joke to tell, Kurt. Mine."

"Yes well I'm sure you'll find a way to move on, honey." Kurt rolled his eyes. "Now I don't want to injure you feelings any farther but I really do need to get this drawn so I can have it out by tomorrow. Okay?"

"Pfft." Blaine bent, kissed his forehead, and left the office gently closing the door behind him.

"Maybe if you weren't so old, you could have beat me to it." Nick said, jumping out from the other side of the hallway.

"Nicholas Graysen!" Blaine snapped. "I am not old and you're—you're—."

"Obnoxious? Annoying?" Nick questioned. "I prefer the term hilarious but that's just me."

"I am so mad at you."

"For a man your age, that's really immature. Is that the kind of example you want to set for your children? Think of young Zachary and Sophia."

"I'm four minutes younger than you." Zach snapped from his bedroom.

"Such a negative influence, father." Nick shook his head as if disappointed, ignoring his twin.

"How long before you go off to college again?"

"How long before I put you in a nursing home again?"

"If both of you don't shut up and let me get work done, we won't have money for a college education or a nursing home." Kurt poked his head out of the office door.

"We're multi-millionaires, Kurt." Blaine pointed out.

"Oh, technicalities." Kurt closed the office door, muttering to himself, "I thought Blaine was bad enough bickering with me but he and Nick are just downright annoying."

"I heard that!" Nick and Blaine called together. Blaine then added, "And you're still not driving tonight."

"But dad. That's not fair."

"Sorry. Can't hear you. I guess I'm so old my hearing is going."

"Hmph!"

In case anyone happens to recognize this, it was inspired by a Tumblr post! I saw the post, it reminded me of Nick and I stated so, it was prompted... and here we are!