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Co-Written By McflyGoonieFaxFan

"Shiki, Momma, where do you think you're going?" they both suddenly heard Tamaki shout out. Both turned and saw him, along with the rest of the host club including Haruhi running towards them.

"Who was he calling Momma exactly?" asked Shiki. Kyoya took a deep breath.

"Me unfortunately," said Kyoya.

"Don't tell me you've been a chick this whole time too," said Shiki. Kyoya looked at her with an annoyed look.

"Where are you two going?" asked Tamaki.

"I have a friend in the hospital, and unless you want to join him I suggest you shut-up and let us got the hospital!" said Shiki as she got into the car.

"Well what happen to him?" asked Haruhi.

"I'll tell you all later, after I go and check on him. Now could you all just shut-up so I can get going!" Shiki shouted getting more and more impatient. Only to suddenly get a surprise to have all the other hosts get into the limo as well.

"You're all coming?" she asked.

"Well why not?" asked Hikaru.

"We should see who's so special to you," said Kaoru.

"Whatever!" Shiki shouted, "Can We Just go!"

Before long they were at the hospital Kyoya had instructed his driver to go to.

"Hey Shiki, I just realized something. We left your guard behind," said Kaoru.

"Oh what shame," said Shiki jumping out of the car and running into the hospital.

"Shiki wait for us!" shouted Tamaki running after her.

"Can I have a moment alone with him, please!" said Shiki.

"Well here then," said Kyoya handing her a card with the room number in it, "We'll just wait in the waiting room for you."

"Fine fair enough," said Shiki running down the hall towards Kenshi's room. She found him laying in the bed attached to several IVs and looking severally beaten up.

"Kenshi!" said Shiki upset. Kenshi opened his eyes.

"Kid what are you doing here?" he asked.

"I came to see you of course," said Shiki.

"No kid didn't that girl warn you that I was beat up by Black Spiders?" asked Kenshi.

"Yeah so?" asked Shiki.

"Kid don't you remember anything I taught you? That should have been your first clue not to come here and see! They're still using me to get to you!" said Kenshi.

"What?" said Shiki.

"Right behind you kid!" Kenshi shouted right as Shiki felt a hand come down over her mouth and a knife across her face.

"Hello there sweetheart," said a man lowering his face closer to hers. Kenshi started fumbling trying to reach a security button.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you!" said the man. "You do anything I'll kill her right now! We don't want to hurt her. We just want to talk to her, that's all. We won't hurt her much, unless you press that button!"

"Looks just let her go, she's just a kid!" said Kenshi. Shiki struggled to get out of the man's grip, but he managed to hold her close.

"We're not going to hurt her. We're just going to talk to her I promise," said the man as he started to walk out of the room dragging Shiki with him. He had just made it out the door when he felt himself hit something. Both he and Shiki looked up and realized he had just bumped into Mori.

The man holding Shiki looked intimidated by Mori's size, backing away from him quickly.

"Do you not see the knife? Out of my way before I slit her pretty little throat." He said, pushing it closer to her neck. She could feel a stinging sensation as it pierced her neck, but not deep enough to do any real damage.

'I have to think of a way to get out of his grip!' She thought, still struggling. 'I need to use my head, apparently its obvious that he's strong enough to hold me down. Think, Shiki, think!' She thought, urging her body to break free.

"Drop the knife." Mori said.

"Yeah, and let you call the cops on me? Like hell!" he said, backing up.

"Takashi, where'd you go?" A voice said, skipping around the corner to see the three of them there. Hunny's eyes widened.

"Stay back!" He yelled, the arm around her waist even tighter than before, pinning her down to his body. Meanwhile Shiki found Hunny's appearance as a perfect distraction to grab the knife with her bare hands and teabag him in the crotch with full force. She yelled out in pain as it dug into her hand and the man doubled over, still trying to hold onto Shiki.

"You bitch!" He yelled, and she pulled herself away from him, about to break away just as he grabbed her ankle and tripped her, dragging her back as her bloody hands dragged across the carpet. Mori was there then so fast that she hadn't even seen him moving to tackle him, flipping him over onto his back and forcing his arms down. What was most surprising was Hunny rushing to grab his head, lifting him by his hair and throwing him across the room into the wall, making a loud crashing sound.

"Since when did you become miniature Bruce Lee?" she asked, shocked. She could see it from Mori, but Hunny? The host club just kept getting weirder and weirder!Hunny didn't answer her but rather leaped ninja-style across the hall and kicked him in the head once more, grabbing him by the collar of his shirt and upper cutting him so hard that he was sent flying in through the air a few feet before crashing back down by Mori's feet, who had been patiently waiting for his turn.

"Hunny and Mori are actually formally and officially recognized as the National Kendo and Karate champions- both of their families are famous for their talents in martial arts." Explained Kyoya, coming up from behind her and watching.

"Yeah, get em' Mori!" Hikaru shouted, staring as if it were an action film with his brother excitedly as Mori flipped him over his shoulder, and while he was being flipped spun around and kicked him once again while the man screamed in pain, begging him to stop. Due to the outcries of pain there was a crowd being attracted, including some startled nurses who were running to call security.

'Damn my guard is just right on top of everything, I haven't gotten a scratch on me.' She thought caustically, agitated.

"Of course he is. He wouldn't have some magical talent for brewing tea or bird watching. No, of course not- he's shorter than humpty dumpy and talks like he's five so of course that would mean he's national kendo and karate champion. What else would he be good at? After all, everything in this damn club makes sense, doesn't it!"

"I felt that way too when I first met them. I thought they were the weirdest people I'd ever met, but you kind of get use to it," said Haruhi.

"Do you ever get use to it?" asked Shiki.

"Not really," said Haruhi right as they heard a loud thump. They all looked over to see the man was now laying on the floor looking almost like a corps.

"Is he dead?" Shiki asked.

"No, Mori and Hunny aren't going to be that merciful to him," said Kyoya.

"Hmm poor guy," said Haruhi.

"Um he did try to kill me," said Shiki.

"Kid, Shiki!" shouted Kenshi as he came stumbling out of his room with his IV.

"Kenshi it's okay, I'm fine!" said Shiki as she ran over towards him.

"That's great Kid!" said Kenshi as he smiled at her. "Who, uh took out our new little friend?"

"Those two," said Shiki nodding towards Hunny and Mori.

"Both of them?" asked Kenshi, "Even the midget?" Shiki nodded her head.

"Remind me never to get on their bad side," said Kenshi.

'Shit!' thought another member of the black spiders who was dressed as a intern and watching. He hurried out towards the one of the side entrances where a car was waiting for him.

"Where's Gyouten and the chick?" asked the driver.

"She managed to out smart us again! The damn bitch had some sort of security or something take him out! He's barely alive!" said the other man.

"Shit!" said the driver as he started up the car. "That chick's more resourceful then we thought! How does she do it? The Boss is going to be pissed!"

"I'd know, I'd rather be in Gyouten's shoes right now! Maybe you should just crash the car and save us both!"

"So everyone this is Kenshi, my old friend. Kenshi these are these weird guy from that club I told you about," said Shiki as she and the host club all stood around Kenshi in his bed.

"Nice to meet you all. I got to hand it to you, you all got a lot of guts thinking you can actually turn Shiki into a lady," said Kenshi.

"Oh thanks," said Shiki giving him a soft playful punch against the shoulder.

"So how did you two meet?" asked Tamaki. Kenshi looked up at Shiki.

"We're just friends all right? End of story," said Shiki.

"Ok then," said Haruhi.

"So which one's the cross dresser?" asked Kenshi.

"Well I thought it was just this one here," said Shiki pointing to Haruhi, "But now I'm not so sure about this one," she added pointing to Kyoya.

"I'm not a cross dresser I can assure you," said Kyoya.

"So you mean if I were to grab for something I'd find it?" asked Shiki.

"Wouldn't you like to try," said Kyoya.

"So Kid, how's your hand?" asked Kenshi. Shiki looked down at her heavily bandaged up hand from grabbing the knife from the man that was now in the ICU.

"It's fine, I'll be okay," she said. Kenshi looked up at her before turning his attention to the other hosts.

"Listen I hate to be rude to you all especially you two since you saved her life," he said mainly towards Mori and Hunny, "But can I have a moment alone with her?"

"Of course, everyone out," said Kyoya ushering everyone out.

"Oh but we wanted to see if he could tell us any embarrassing secrets about Shiki," said twins.

"I will after I'm done talking to her," said Kenshi.

"Oh thanks," said Shiki. She was surprise when Kenshi looked up at her critically.

"Kid, this is serious!" he said, "They're getting closer in case you haven't notice. They almost got you! And this isn't the first time either is it! I heard what happen to you the other day with you, your sister and your poor driver! You really got to be real fucking careful! I didn't save your life and teach you how to survive on the streets just for you to screw it up now!"

"So what now that I'm rich I can't think for myself?" asked Shiki.

"I'm saying that you can't take things head on all the time. You got to start thinking ahead, think before you act, and for go sakes never hesitate to ask for help! What was your plan when that guy grabbed you before those friends showed up?" asked Kenshi.

"I don't know," Shiki admitted.

"See?" said Kenshi, "Kid I don't know those guys, but from what I senses about them, they're good people and I really think you should stick with them. That also goes with whatever it is your stepmother may try to give you for help or protection got it?"

"How is it you can make me do things against my will like this?" asked Shiki.

"Because I'm better then you," said Kenshi.

"You think so huh?" said Shiki, "well what would you say if I were to have my stepmother have you come and stay with us until you've fully recovered?"

"You wouldn't dare," said Kenshi.

"Well it's like you said. I need to start accepting my stepmother help. So you're going to come and stay with us no matter what when you freed," said Shiki, with a smirk, "Looks like I finally out did you for once huh?"

"Once," said Kenshi.