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Explosive Dragon
Getting A Date For A Ball
Part 1
In Which Dates Are Acquired In Various Ways & Ron Has A Chainsaw
"Hermione-chan go to the ball with me!"
"No." Hermione turned him down. She had been trying to avoid the redhead ever since the ball had been announced. Mainly because she didn't want to deal with his crazy attempts to woe her.
"Why the fu-" Ron caught himself mid sentence, he had almost cursed at Hermione-chan. "Why not?"
"Because I already have a date Ron."
It took a few seconds for the Jashinist to process the 'Dark Lady's' words. "...Who's your date?"
"None of your business."
Ron's expression darken as Hermione walked away. "Jashin-sama."
What is it Ron?
"I'm going to fucking murder the motherfucker who had the fucking nerve to asked my Hermione-chan to the ball." Ron growled as he marched up the stairs to his dorm room. All the tools he'd need where under his bed. "No, just bloody killing him would be to lenient. I'm going to (graphic description of torture, disembowlment, casteration, and skinning censored to avoid M rating)."
I approve, but damn. Even Hidan never though of skinning his victims alive and covering them in salt.
"Who then fuck is Hidan Jashin-sama?"
Hidan was one of my greatest and most loyal followers. You remind me of him kid.
"Thank you for your praise Jashin-sama!"
Great now go track down that fucker!
"Nevile Longbottom?"
"Yes?" Said Nevile as he turned around to find the source of the voice only to come face to face with Ginny Weasley.
"Your taking me to the Yule Ball." The third year girl told the fourth, leaving no room for argument. "I expect a bouquet of roses, and a box of honey duke dark chocolate."
"Bu-" Nevile started.
Ginny didn't let him finish. "You'll wait for me outside of our common room at exactly 8 and you will spend the rest of the night dancing with me. I see you then...and you better not disappoint me, I know where you sleep." And with that Ginny walked away. She had her date to the ball and that was that.
"What just happened?" Nevile asked as he stared at the spot where his...date had just been standing.
"Will you be my date for the ball?" Lavender asked as she took a seat next to The-Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry didn't even bother to look up as he shot her down. He wasn't planning on attending. "Not interested."
That was ok, Lavender had expect that."I'll pay you."
"Fifty gallons."
"Done."
Ron had been going though his vast collection of blades to find just the right ones to make the prick who'd asked his Hermione-chan out when a horrible thought stuck him. He froze and swore. "Oh fuck."
What is it Ron? Did you misplace chainsaw?
"Jashin-sama...I can't kill that motherfucking prick." Ron whispered in horror.
Your shitting me?
"Mum."
Damn. Good point that women is scary. What about just torturing the fucker?
The redhead paused to think it over for a moment. "I think that would fucking work. Thank you for sharing your wistom with me Jashin-sama."
No problem kid. Now where that chainsaw?
Draco walked up to the Ravenclaw and asked her out. "Luna wanna be my date, yeah?"
What the fuck?
"I'd love to Mr. Pryo Artist." Luna smiled. She hadn't thought anyone would ask her to the ball. "Also Yurei-San you shouldn't swear. It's becoming a habit."
"Great, yeah." Draco clapped his hands together, ignoring the other blondes habit of talking to herself. He wasn't exactly right in the head ether so he didn't have room to talk. "Now I have to ask you out in a cooler way then Harry did, yeah."
Luna tilted her head to the side in confusion. "Didn't you just ask me out?"
"Yeah but Harry asked Lavender out the normal way and I have to beat him, yeah." Draco nodded. "I already have a better date so I just have to ask you out in a cooler way, yeah"
"That makes sense." Luna nodded. "But I don't think that they're a very good match Harry and Lavender...the nargles will mess with their heads."
He's not a good match for you ether Luna!
"I think Lavender payed him to be her date, yeah." The pyro shrugged. "She's be the center of attention as a champions date, yeah."
"That explains it and Yurei-san stop being so negative. Are there going to be fireworks?"
Draco stared at his date blankly. "What are fireworks, yeah?"
Dear Kami have mercy and kill me now.
Luna giggled as she launched into an explain of pyrotechnics. "Fireworks are..."
"Victor Krum...I'm really really fucking tempted to just say fuck it and kill you right now." Ron smiled, reving the chainsaw as he stood over the bound body of the Quitdich star. "...but your life is not fucking worth dealing with my damn mother so I'm just going to torture you a little bit."
"Mmph!" Victor's words were muffled by his gag. The red head was nuts. He was a crazy homicidal whack job. How was he going to get out of this mess?
Ron frowned slightly "I don't fucking like the gag ether buddy, I don't get to fucking hear your damn screams, but I can't fucking allow anyone to fucking hear you."
"Mmphmpheemho."
"No can fucking do." The smile was back on Rons face. "You still need to fucking pay for asking Hermione-chan to the fucking ball."
"Mmph!"
Team of Dragons
Episode 1: Ramen!
"Give me ramen! I know you have it!" The Fireball howled as she chased the poor sap who happened to have the great idea to eat ramen in a dragon incloser. He was not the sharpest kunai in the pouch.
I decided to write this chapter in two parts with each chapter around 1k each. Part two will be up soon. I intended to focus on Draco more this chapter but Ron kinda stole the spot light, he's just such a fun charater to write. Seriously he and Draco are about tied in how much fun I have writing them. Anyway the next chapter will focus more on Draco at the ball and his new knowledge of pyrotechnics. I've settle on Iruka reincarnation being an OC upper class men. He'll be in the next chapter was well. Luna will also be appearing more, I want to develope her relationship with Draco and torture Itachi.
Anyway I got my muse back, she's now pestering me to write a Case Closed/Detective Conan story but she's focused on Exposive Dragon again.
Please review! It's a really good motivator for me!
KYR OUT~