Issue 26
Well hello again dear readers! Sorry for the infrequent issues, but I have a lot to be doing at the office, what with the recent death of our dear ex minister. Therefore, I have decided to spread some joy to the world in another showing of lonely hearts replies! Read on to find out more! The editor.
Lonely Heart #25 - GL
Reply from DU
I wish to date GL as I feel that they would be an interesting person to talk to and I enjoy having insightful conversations. Also, I only really like the company of those who are gifted and talented: there are so many failures out there that it is important that the gifted people stick together. And I am intrigued as to what the free gift is. I sincerely hope that it is good, otherwise GL shall be punished. DU.
Lonely Heart #26 -DP
Reply from WC
I be happy that I like working. I love my boss. I want kind partner. I don't want wages. I want company. I need to work. WC.
Lonely Heart #27 - BC
Reply from NM
Hello, I am a well to do person who wishes to get a bit more excitement in my life. I feel that BC could give me this excitement so I would therefore like to be set up on a date with them. I must admit, the darkness and evil part of them appears to be a little extreme: I wish to discuss this further with him. I hope you choose my response. NM.
And there you are dear readers! The most recent lonely heart replies. There were a lot of candidates but we picked the replies we felt suited the lonely hearts best. Call us cupid! Keep calm and marry on, you lonely hearts! The editor.
(a/n - sorry for the not so swift responses but I have loads to be doing. I wish to thank everyone for their responses, your reviews are really keeping me motivated! Thank you so much! I'll update, I promise, I just don't know when and how often they'll be! Thanks for your continued support, everyone!)