Woo! We passed 270 reviews! If we can get to 300 reviews, I shall do a new fic where you guys can meet the Avengers! Only when we get to 300- this should be interesting.

4th Regular Update this week! I am doing well, yeah? :)

Anyways, this chapter, the team play:

Luigi's Ghost Mansion: Haunting Hijinks

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The day after the epic movie night, the Avengers assembled in the living room, where Clint and Loki were singing to…

I whip my hair back and forth, by Willow Smith!

"I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!" Clint cried, dancing around like a lunatic.

"I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!" Loki and Clint linked arms and danced around.

They suddenly noticed the others staring at them with raised eyebrows. Well…Tony, Steve, and Bruce…they were rolling on the floor in silent laughter, Tony kicking his legs up in a fit of laughter. Clint and Loki broke apart, and sat on the sofa.

"What are we playing today?" Thor asked.

"That's what she said!" Loki nudged Clint, who choked on his glass of coke, spraying it everywhere.

Rolling his eyes, Tony set up the game as everyone else sat down. He hacked it so that more people could play, and the ghost had double health to make up for it. They were going to play: Luigi's Ghost Mansion: Haunting Hijinks. Loki decided to be the ghost. He seized the WiiU tablet, and the others brandished their remotes like weapons. Everyone had Mii characters, with Mario/Luigi outfits in their preferred colours. Loki chuckled darkly.

The eight mini-Marios tentivately made their way around the small map, their flashlights flickering in the dark.

Loki, making sure to keep the tablet out of eye-shot, moved silently and stealthily, just like a ghost should.

He noticed Jane in the top right-hand corner, all by herself.

Chuckling darkly, he moved in for the kill, re-appearing as he grabbed hold of Jane, dragged her, and then left her Mii character's dead body lying on the floor. Thor cried in protest. Jane cried in anguish. When Thor tried to revive her, Loki killed him too, fleeing as the others approached.

Bruce was the next to fall.

Steve fought valiantly, depleting half of Loki's ghostly health, but, unfortunately, he too soon fell, Pepper with him after trying to revive him.

After an epic struggle, Natasha also fell, leaving Loki with a quarter of his original health left. The remaining survivors, Tony and Clint, developed a new method, manouevering so their characters stood back to back, torches shining brightly. They caught Loki.

"Fuck off." The Trickster cursed.

"BEWARE! THE CURSE OF THE GAME RAGE HAS RETURNED!" Tony cried.

"Game rage?!" Loki glared. "I'LL SHOW YOU GAME RAGE!"

He proceeded to brutally strangle Clint's Mii character. Tony shrieked, and his character bolted, running madly around the mansion's map, Loki following close behind, waiting for the perfect time to strike. As Tony was killed, white clouds billowed everywhere.

"AH! THIS WHITE STUFF IS ALL OVER ME!" Tony shrieked, his Mii character waving a limp hand in an attempt to clear the area.

There was a silence.

"That….that's….that's what she said!" Loki burst out laughing.

Thor looked blank, but everyone else went bug-eyed at Loki's crude humour.

"Y'know, Reindeer Games, didn't know you were into that sort of stuff." Tony winked.

"There are many things you don't know about me…" Loki chuckled darkly.

"Brother!" Thor admonished. "I thought your days with ten women a night were over!"

"They have been over for several centuries. The thrill of such a conquest wore off once I matured." Loki rolled his eyes.

"TEN A NIGHT?!" everyone except Thor and Loki choked on their drinks.

"What can I say…I'm good at sneaking around…like a ghost." Loki snickered.

"God…first a billionaire playboy…" Pepper started. "And now…a god playboy."

"The God of Playboys?!" Clint pretended to look shocked.

"Guys…the game?" Steve was ignored.

"Yes. I am approving such a title, crude as it may be." Loki nodded.

He high-fived Tony and Clint.

"The game?!" Steve pestered.

"Shut up, man of little balls." Loki spoke with a straight, deadpan expression on his face.

"THEY ARE NOT LITTLE!" Steve stormed out.

"No need to get so touchy…" Loki sighed in mock exasperation as the game scores appeared on screen.

Loki grinned.

"But…maybe there's one thing that the soldier serum didn't..enhance."

Tony choked on his scotch so much that it streamed out of his nose, making him snort and cough.

"If you are the God of Playboys," Thor started. "Then Captain is…Captain of the Small Balls!"

Loki lost it.

Sorry guys...I had to!

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