My life as a mutant birdkid

by Randomitis Sufferer

Ruby is a bird-kid, just like the Flock. Except, she never went to the School. She's always known a normal life. What happens when she meets the Flock? How will her new power change her life forever? Slight FAX IggyxOC RubyxOC. Better than it summary!

26. Weird sense of humor

Disclaimer: not JP

Claimer: don't touch my characters or plot

My life as a mutant bird-kid

Weird sense of humor

Nudge POV (I want to get everyone's POV in)

These people were crazy, absolutely insane. What was that about rules? No idea. Just have to find out I suppose.

We were walking down the hallway towards the 'guest rooms'. These people had 3 of them. Great.

Well, guess what? We found out what they were laughing about when we went to check out the rooms. They had a set of rules thing up on each door.

1. KEEP GUEST ROOMS PG RATED.

2. IF YOU SPILL FOOD OR DRINK, CLEAN IT UP.

3. MAKE SURE THE ROOMS STAY TIDY.

Me and Max stood gaping at the first rule, Fang's eyes widened and Angel and Gazzy just frowned; they had no idea what it meant.

"What does it say?" Iggy blurted, annoyed.

I swallowed audibly. "Uh, clean up food and drink spills, make sure the rooms are tidy and uh. . . " I looked away, embarrased.

"And. . . ?" Iggy was not pleased to not know.

"And it said to keep the rooms PG rated." Max rushed. Iggy was silent for about, I don't know, 10 seconds? Then he burst out laughing. He'd been laughing for about 2 minutes before Ruby, Heidi, Charlie and Christine came in, smiles on all their faces.

"I knew one of you had to have a sense of humor." Ruby said, eyeing Iggy rolling on the floor. It took a while for him to sober up, but when he did, he had tears in his sightless eyes.

"Max? Can me and Nudge share the first room?" Angel said, batting her eyelashes sweetly at Max, not even using the bambi eyes.

"Yeah, go ahead." Angel ran off, and I followed her. Once we were outside the door though, we both turned to evesdrop. We'd known eachother for so long, we didn't have to say anything.

"Me and Iggy are in the middle room!" We heard Gazzy announced, rushing through the sentence. We backed away from the door just before it opened, then the boys joined us in our evesdropping.

"Great" We heard Max mutter. There was small sniggering coming from where Ruby's family was.

"Just remember," came Heidi's voice once feet started shuffling towards the door. "PG rated!" Looking at eachother in alarm, we all darted towards our appointed rooms. I sat on one of the beds and Angel sat next to me.

"Those people have a weird sense of humor." I muttered.

"Yeah," Angel agreed. "I mean, who would have the first two guest rooms with two single beds, and then the last one with a double bed?"

Ha! I was giggling by the time I wrote the last sentence. Next chapter will be in either Max's or Fang's POV. I know Nudge didn't talk as much as you would expect her to, but I think most people over-do it. So, Nudge is going to be less talkative in this fic than most others.

Any suggestions for the next chapter? I want it to be as funny and akward as possible. . . (insert evil grin here)

Also, yes I have noticed that my chapters are getting shorter. The thing is that I'm writing them up on the document upload bit on the fanfiction website instead of writing it up on Word Document. I'll try and make my chapters as long as I can get them without them going on about nothing.

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Randomitis Sufferer