Kristian: Guys. What if cats are really aliens and they're here to take control over the human race?
Randy: MiseryWWE You really are dumb aren't you?!
Roman: MiseryWWE Not even Seth came up with that theory yet. And we're talking about Seth here.
Seth: MiseryWWE Oh my god! YOU'RE SO RIGHT! #ItsCatKillingTime
Cena: MiseryWWE WWERollins I strongly believe you guys were meant for each other.
Edge: MiseryWWE I think cats are just cats...like dogs are dogs.
Kristian: You guys suck ass. Fine. If a cat adduct you don't expect me or Seth to bid your brains from eBay.
Randy: ...I swear I have no faith in the human race...
Cena: RandyOrton Ah, cheer up Orton. There are some people that's smart enough for this world.
Randy: JohnCena yeah and all of those people communicate with Seth and/or Kristian.
Cena: RandyOrton Good point.
Dean: I have back up. Roman and Seth will be mine again!
Roman: TheDeanAmbrose I'm sorry, I just read your last tweet...I died laughing. Literally.
Dean: WWERomanReigns Then how are you tweeting? Whatever that's besides the point, you will be mine again.
Roman: TheDeanAmborse Again? I was never yours to begin with. And I have powers...powers only Joe Anoa'i have.
Dean: WWERomanReigns Who the hell is Joe Anoa'i?!
Roman: This is one of the many examples of a retard...learn from this my children.
Seth: TheDeanAmbrose Um Dean...are you secretly in love with me?
Dean: WWERollins Hehehehehehe nooooooooo...what made you think that?
Seth: TheDeanAmbrose Oh. ok, just wondering because you talk about me a lot in your tweets.
Kristian: Soooo...Wade Barrett just showed up at my house with Ring Pops and Canada Moist looking for Seth and Roman...I wonder why.
Edge: MiseryWWE Uh. You mean MY house, right?
Kristian: Oh. Wade just captured Seth...oh well still got Roman
Dean: All is going according to plan.
Wade: That was way easier than I thought. I guess I should buy more Ring Pops and Canada Dry then.
Roman: TheDeanAmbrose You sick bastard! Give me back Seth!
Dean: Never gonna give never gonna give...give Seth up ;)