Hey! *waves at you* It's time for...ANOTHER CHAPTER OF AWESOMENESS! Yay! And many thanks to those of you awesome people who reviewed/favorited/followed! You. Guys. ROCK! *-*

So, this lovely chappie was requested by my very awesome sister, I'vebeenLOKI'Dyetagain, and I hope you like it! :)

Oh, and I fixed that rather embarrassing typo. If you're new, or just don't know what I'm talking about, let's just say...Loki might have beheaded himself.

Disclaimer: Do you really think that someone who could write "head" instead of "hand" without noticing could own the Avengers?

Fury sighed and rubbed his temples. What was all this about fruit and Thor?! It was infuriating.

Ruffling some papers, he found one written by Maria Hill, stating clearly that no one was to bring fruit to the Star Tower. Fury growled. That was it. He got up and left for the tower. He was going to talk some sense into that team.

Not long after, Fury stormed into the kitchen, seeing a clearly amused Tony and Clint and a sulking Thor wearing an over sized floppy sun hat. Wait, what?

Yes, Thor was sitting in a chair with a huge pink sun hat covering his hair, moping. Before he could comment on it, however, Tony said, "Why hello, Mr. Pirate!"

Fury raised an eyebrow. "Really, Stark?" He said dryly. "That's the best you could manage?"

Tony shrugged. He got up and passed Thor, then accidentally-on-purpose tripped, slamming into the god. While Thor didn't seem effected, his hat fell off, revealing...

"Thor." Fury said, deadly calm, "Why do you have a wooden bowl on your head?"

The god looked down guiltily, mumbling, "Loki got mad at me, I think."

"You think? What do you mean, 'you think'?"

Thor shrugged. "Sometimes he plays jokes on me for no apparent reason," He said lamely.

Clint snorted, getting up and grabbing something out of the cupboards. He stopped next to Thor, saying, "Want a date?" and holding out the fruit.

"I already have a mistress," Thor said nervously.

Tony groaned. "He wasn't talking about a date, he was talking about a date."

"I fail to understand this."

"It's really not that complicated," Natasha said, coming out from seemingly nowhere. "It's a date, not a date."

"I still do not understand!" Thor wailed.

Clint smirked, obviously enjoying confusing the god. "Listen, we're not asking you if you want a date with someone, just if you want a date."

"Whatever this date that is not a date is, I do not want one." Thor said finally.

"Are you sure?" Tony asked slyly. "They're really sweet,"

"Indeed, I am sure, Man of Iron."

"Aw, c'mon!" Tony whined at him, "It's really good, and it's not like a date at all!"

Thor was rather red in the face from trying to understand by now. "How can a date not be like a date?" He asked, perplexed.

Clint smirked. "Simple, they're dates, not dates!"

"THIS MAKES NO SENSE! MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING!" Thor screamed as he fled from the room, the bowl on his head making him look rather ridiculous.

Fury, who had previously been frozen, facepalmed.

So, that was a bitty bit short...but hopefully as awesome as I claimed, 'cause I don't wanna sell people short on this. :)

Even though I have a REALLY long list of fruit requests, you are welcome to submit one in a review or PM!

I SEE A LIGHT! Please review! PLEASE!