Mr. Deadpool - Finale
Mr. Sinister slammed the katana down onto Deadpool's neck, cutting his head clean off. Deadpool's eyes froze and his body became less tense as Mr. Sinister stood up. He walked over to the cage full of mutants and smiled as he raised the bloody katana up again.
"Now that that's settled… Who's next?" Mr. Sinister asked. He felt someone tap his shoulder and he turned around to see a headless Deadpool standing there.
"Yeah! Fuck him body!" Deadpool's head yelled from the ground. Mr. Sinister shoved the katana into Deadpool's stomach. Deadpool then punched him across the face, and pushed him into the wall. He then began to punch him all over simply because he couldn't see where to hit.
"Look at me go! You are gettin' messed up. Mr. Sinister more like Mr. … Mr. Fuck you that's what!" Deadpool's head continued to shout from the ground.
"When will he realize his neck stump is still bleeding out?" the deep voice asked himself.
"I really don't think he cares." the high pitch voice in his head said. Deadpool's body continued to punch Mr. Sinister who was pressed up against the wall.
"Yeah show him what we did to Mrs. Sinister now!" Deadpool's head said with maniacal laughs following. Deadpool's body then began to grind against Mr. Sinister's body who quickly became disgusted.
"What the hell?!" Mr. Sinister yelled.
"No no no you sick fuck! Show him the other thing we did!" Deadpool's head yelled. Deadpool's body gave his head a thumbs up before grabbing a katana from the ground and shoving it through Mr. Sinister's stomach. Mr. Sinister looked down at it and back up at the headless Deadpool before slowly closing his eyes. Deadpool's body then walked over to Deadpool's head, picked it up, and placed it back where it should be. Deadpool spun his head around until it finally stuck and he looked at the reader.
"Don't fucking question it okay? The story is back so be happy. Just fucking deal with whatever this author gives you and cry to yourselves. No one wants to hear your whining in the reviews." Deadpool said. He looked back at Mr. Sinister who was still leaning against the wall with the katana in his stomach.
"Don't worry hotties and Sunspot. I'll get you out of there." Deadpool said. He walked over to the lock and placed a C4 unit on it before taking a step back. He pulled out the detonator and was about to blow the C4 when one of the mutants stopped him.
"Wait! Why not just use the key on the wall?!" Psylocke yelled. Deadpool looked at each mutant and then behind him where a shiny gold key hung on a wall. He tilted his head and shrugged before looking back at the others.
"This is more cool!" Deadpool said. He pulled the trigger as the cell exploded, sending the steel bars flying outwards and inwards. Once the smoke from the bomb had cleared Rogue, Psylocke, Syren, and Sunspot walked out from the cell unharmed. They looked at Deadpool who was pinned against the wall with steel bars going through his stomach, head, and both wrists.
"You two get out of here. Me and Psylocke will help him out." Rogue said. The two female mutants walked over to Deadpool as Sunspot and Syren flew out of Mr. Sinister's castle. Psylocke used her telekinesis to pull the bars out of Deadpool's body. Once he was free, the two held him up and began to leave. When they passed where Mr. Sinister had died, Deadpool looked over and saw no one there and only his katana in the wall.
"Guys…" Deadpool said.
"Be quiet." Psylocke said as they began to ascend a set of stairs.
"Guys wait-" Deadpool said again.
"We are leaving." Rogue added in.
"Sinister is gone." Deadpool said. This information didn't phase Psylocke or Rogue as they continued moving.
"The X-Men will deal with him now Deadpool. He won't mess with you again." Rogue said to calm him down. Deadpool nodded before he blacked out due to all the blood loss.
Deadpool woke up strapped to a metal table with four people standing in front of him smiling.
"Hello Deadpool." one said.
"Are job is to keep you busy long enough for Ajax to get through with his plan." another said. Deadpool felt a bunch of air begin to hit the back of him. He did his best to turn his head and saw that they were in a plane with the back of it hanging open.
"What happened to Rogue. And Psylocke?" Deadpool asked.
It was really these four people here Wade Wilson. My powers warped what you saw. Mr. Sinister had tricked you into thinking your friends were kidnapped. He tricked Wolverine and all the other X-Men as well. You were really supposed to be buried under that castle but instead you changed the plans. Now, you'll be kicked out of this plane and probably drown." A woman dressed in all green with green hair said. She pushed Deadpool out of the plane sending him spinning through the air and plummeting to the ground.