Olympus Mail: 25 New Messages

Dear Fanfiction,

If anyone calls me the wine dude one more time, I swear on the River of Styx that...

*This system has been hacked by Zeus*

Wine dude, calm your grape vines down! There will be no disintegrating of our children and their friends anymore; I prohibit it, and that's final. Now go make me some more wine so I can drink it in your face just to rub it in because I am the awesome supreme ruler of everything.

Sincerely,

Dionysus (The Wine Dude) and Zeus (The Awesome Supreme Ruler of Everything Dude)