Olympus Mail: 25 New Messages
Dear Fanfiction,
If anyone calls me the wine dude one more time, I swear on the River of Styx that...
*This system has been hacked by Zeus*
Wine dude, calm your grape vines down! There will be no disintegrating of our children and their friends anymore; I prohibit it, and that's final. Now go make me some more wine so I can drink it in your face just to rub it in because I am the awesome supreme ruler of everything.
Sincerely,
Dionysus (The Wine Dude) and Zeus (The Awesome Supreme Ruler of Everything Dude)
