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Zero-Smashing Pumpkins
Jade sat up in bed, and stretched, yawning. "Ow." Tori protested, rubbing her head where Jade had hit her.
"Oh, quit whining." Jade said with a grin, getting off the bed.
"You do that almost every day!" Tori protested, glaring at her wife. Jade shrugged.
"Well than, maybe you should start changing position when you wake up." She told Tori, kissing her on the cheek.
"I tried that!" Tori protested. "You just threw your slipper at me!"
"Can you really blame me for wanting to start my day on a happy note?" Jade asked, walking into the closet.
"I can when it leads to me being in pain!" Tori yelled, following her into the closet.
"Oh, don't be such a baby." Jade said with a smile. "It was just a slipper."
"One of these days you're going to give me a black eye or a broken nose." Tori complained.
"Giving you a black eye with a slipper? That actually sounds pretty awesome." Jade said thoughtfully. "Challenge accepted."
"That wasn't a challenge!" Tori protested. "And I was talking about hitting me with your hands, not a slipper, and you know it."
"Whatever." Jade said, walking away.
"Where are you going?" Tori asked, following her.
"I'm going to go make breakfast." Jade said, looking over her shoulder.
"I can make it for you." Tori started to say.
"I got it." Jade said smiling.
"But…" Tori started to say, frowning.
"I've got this, relax." Jade said.
"The doctor said you should relax." Tori reminded her. Jade turned around and glared at her, crossing her arms over her slightly swollen stomach.
"Vega, I'm only three months along." She said, exasperated. "I can make breakfast." Tori sighed. Jade could be incredibly stubborn sometimes, especially when Tori got protective over her being pregnant.
Seven hours later
"What do you think we should name the baby?" Tori asked, frowning and staring at the lyrics of her new song. Jade stared at her, looking up from the script she was working on. Warner Bros. had finally agreed to produce her Sleepaway Camp reboot, so long as she reworked the script a little.
"Tori, we don't even know what gender the baby is going to be. How can we name it if we don't know what it's going to be?"
"We can still come up with names." Tori said, looking up at her.
"Okay, fine. If it's a boy, we'll call it Jason; if it's a girl we'll call it Angela." Jade said, turning back to her script.
"We are not naming our baby after a Slasher villain!" Tori told her.
"Okay, Michael and May." Jade said, turning around so that Tori couldn't see her smile.
"As in the killers from Halloween and May? Nice try." Tori said, smiling slightly.
"Dang it." Jade said, rolling her eyes. "You caught me in my evil plan."
"Look, can you please take this seriously?" Tori asked, frowning.
"Okay, fine. What do you think we should call it?"
"How about Matt if it's a boy, and Dorothy if it's a girl?" Jade raised an eyebrow.
"Dorothy? Why that name?" She asked. Tori blushed.
"Because it'd be weird to name a girl Ace." She said quietly, looking down.
"Wow Tori, when you join a fandom, you go all out, don't you?" Jade laughed.
"I like Ace." Tori said blushing.
"So I can't name the kid for a Slasher villain, but you can name the kid for a Dr. Who character?" Jade demanded. "Talk about a double standard."
"No, a double standard would be if I wanted to name our kid after a My Little Pony character." Tori said, rolling her eyes. "Matt and Dorothy actually sound like normal names."
"So does Michael and May!" Jade protested.
"Yeah, but any horror fan who knows you is immediately going to know that you named them for the Slasher Villains." Tori pointed out. "With mine, at least most people probably won't figure it out."
"Well, okay, fine." Jade said. "I'll admit, the names aren't bad."
"Gee, thanks." Tori said, rolling her eyes.
"The names are brilliant! Totally original with nothing borrowed from anything else!" Jade said sarcastically, walking over and hugging Tori. Tori rolled her eyes, then pulled away from Jade.
"I think the baby just kicked me." She said, frowning at Jade's stomach. Jade grinned and put her hands on her stomach.
"Aw, that's my baby." She said happily.
"Yeah, it's definitely a West." Tori said, giving Jade's stomach a mock glare.
"Well, that means it'll be able to wrap you around its little finger." Jade said with a laugh, returning to her script.
"Excuse me?" Tori said. "You cannot wrap me around your little finger." Jade raised an eyebrow.
"Oh really? You're saying that you would have been willing to play a victim in the Hack/Slash movie without my persuasion?" She said, grinning.
"That's not fair! I wouldn't have known about the movie if you hadn't been around!" Tori said in protest.
"Whatever you say." Jade said, laughing.
Six hours later
"Sorry." Tori said, as Jade climbed back into the bed.
"Me getting sick isn't your fault." Jade said with a chuckle.
"Yeah, but this kind of was my idea." Tori said, still feeling a little guilty.
"Oh yes, because you totally forced me to get knocked up. It's all your fault. It was totally against my will." Jade said, utterly deadpan. Tori laughed and punched her in the shoulder.
"Alright, I get it. I'm being silly." She said, smiling at Jade.
"That's right, you are silly. But I forgive you." Jade said, pulling her in for a kiss.
Author's Notes
Wow, that's all done! I can't believe it! Thanks to everyone who's stuck around with me for all these stories!
To divineshlem-I don't think I've been this jealous of someone in a long time! But I'm glad to know that you liked the idea of Dalek Jade. :)
Thanks for reading you guys! See you soon with my Marvel Jori story!