Crazy trouble with love part 2
Female Lobo and Superman
For Reaperblade6660, STOP SENDING ME THE SAME STUFF! Sending me the same requests on this story and for my oneshots isn't gonna make me do them any faster, it's just gonna get pretty damn annoying! So if you send the same requests one more time, I'll go through my stories and delete them. I have no problem with requesting stuff, but when it's the same stuff word for word on the same story, it tends to get on a guy's nerves.
Series: Superman the Animated Series
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We find ourselves on an alien planet, more specifically, at a small bar that looked banged up in a few places.
"Alright, I'm gonna give you geeks ten seconds before I frag everything in sight." said a pale figure after belching. "One, ten!" they pulled out an alien pistol before firing all over the bar.
The figure laughed before looking around and seeing a small rodent like creature sneaking away. They reached down and grabbed the alien while squeezing tight. "Hold it, Emperor Spooj knows it was you who pilfered his treasury Sqweek, he's paying me to bring the dough back in a nice little pile." spoke the figure who was a tall woman with pale white skin with long wild black hair. She wore a pair of blue short shorts with black steel toed boots. Over her rather endowed chest was a tight grey shirt with a black leather jacket over it with the sleeves ripped off with a skull shaped belt buckle. She also had some black fingerless gloves which just made her biker appearance complete.
"And what about me?" Sqweek asked as he squirmed in her grip.
"Same deal." she replied squeezing him tighter.
"I was framed!" He squeaked in fear.
"Is that so?" she kicked a pot up and caught it with her other hand.
"No, no!" he cried out before she jammed him into it.
Suddenly the door of the bar was kicked down and in walked two aliens followed by a larger version of the rodent in the jar."Hey! Leave my little brother alone."
"Well, if it ain't Gnaww Vermin and his road show rejects. Don't tell me you're after this bounty too." she said as she tossed the jar Sqweek was in up and down.
"If anyone's gonna collect the bounty on him it's gonna be family. Hand him over."
"Sure." Lobo said as she threw the pot at his head, hitting him. She swung her leg and kicked him into the other two aliens, resulting in the whole bar going nuts as the patrons started their own fights with each other.
"I was hoping I would see some excitement on this job." she said as she cracked her knuckles.
Gnaww was about to hit her from behind, but she noticed him out of the corner of her eye and crouched down to avoid his fists before swinging her foot up to meet his crotch.
It hit and he fell to the floor in pain as she threw a bottle at Sqweek who was about to escape the jar.
"Stay down Sqweek." she pulled her pistol out before running towards the pot. She picked him up before whistle loudly.
The roar of an engine was heard before a flying alien motorcycle busted through the wall with its engine and stopped beside Lobo.
She hopped on and started the engine just as Gnaww came up behind her and tried to grab her But as she flew away the engine propelled him back while scorching him.
As she flew into space she laughed as she saw the bar blow up. "Ahahahaha! That was so worth it!" She shouted, unaware of a ship preparing to fire a beam at her.
It locked onto her before the tractor beam shot out and hit her.
"Holy frankaroli, it feels like I'm being torn apart! Cool." she said with a grin as her hair went everywhere as she was engulfed in red light.
(On the ship)
Lobo and Sqweek reappeared with said bounty hunter looking around in confusion while keeping the pot under her arm. "Oh yeah, someone is definitely tired of breathing." she said as she jumped off her bike with Sqweek in one hand and a large crowbar in the other. "Alright, where are ya! Show yourself or I get to work on turning this whole ship into one heapin pile of scrap!"
"I am the preserver." a raspy voice says as a whitish alien floats out of the dark and towards Lobo.
"Yeesh, I don't know where to start with." she remarked. "Looks like someone already took a tire iron to your whole body."
He simply looked at her before continuing. "You are an assassin, brigan, sociopath and bounty hunter, I have a job for you."
"Oh yeah? Well I'm already busy with this guy." she replied holding Sqweek up. Suddenly Sqweek was covered in blue light and disappeared. "Hey! What's the big idea?" she growled.
"Now you're free to do my job, you'll get him back after you bring me him." he said as he he floated a blue sheet to her.
She looked at it before it projected a hologram of a male wearing a blue outfit with a red cape, boots, and a big 'S' on his chest. "Hmm, not bad, who is he?" She asked as she eyed the hologram.
"The last Kryptonian, he goes by the name Superman."
"No deal, now hand over the runt and I'll skip the colossal beat down I got planned for you." she said as she tossed back the blue sheet.
"I had considered your reaction, and am prepared to offer you a reasonable trade for your assistance." he spoke as a beam shined beside them and a chest filled with riches appeared.
"Holy, that's a lot of me time." she said as she picked up a pearl necklace.
"Bring me Superman, and it will all be yours."
"Empty a cage, you're about to get a new monkey." she said with a grin.
(Metropolis)
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A police officer at the station was watching a small tv that was turned to the news. But as he watched the program, he heard someone knocking on the counter to get his attention. "Yes?" He asked before turning only to find himself looking at Lobo.
"Look buddy, I'm lookin for this guy, you seen him?" she asked holding the card as it showed the hologram of Superman.
"Superman? We don't keep tabs on him, he only shows if there's trouble." he said as he handed the card back.
"In that case." she smirked pulling out her gun and reloading it. "I can cause trouble." she said as she fired at the cop who ducked just in time to avoid being shot.
Other officers heard the sound and rushed out as she started shooting all around the station.
She grabbed the officer and said to him. "Better go get him if you want this place to still be standing." before grabbing his cap and tossing him out the door.
He screamed as the rest of the officers followed him running out the door.
She put on his hat and sat in the chair he was and started shooting the walls. "Hope this guy shows up before I get bored." She said before taking out the card and activating the hologram. "He might look like a geek in that costume, but he still looks pretty damn good." She said as she admired the hologram.
But as she stared at it, she started to get bored at seeing he hadn't showed up yet.
"Ugh, this is getting lame, I thought he'd be here by now. Whoa, mosquito!" She shouted as she shot at the bug.
"Fuck, I always hate those stupid things." She said as she brainstormed ideas to get him to come to her.
"Hmm, maybe I need to really make a big boom. See if he comes out then." She said as she stood up and called for her bike. It busted through the wall again with her opening the seat and digging around inside.
"Come on, I know I still got some of my old science project here somewhere." she muttered before pulling out an old bomb. "There we go, this baby should get the job done." She said as she began to tinker with it so it would work properly.
"Alright, that should do it." She said as she set the timer for three minutes.
That's when the caped himself arrived in the room. He ripped the wires from the bomb, stopping it and then turned to Lobo.
"Ah finally! I've been waiting here all day."
"Who are you?" He asked.
"Oh I'm sorry, here's my business card." she spoke before swinging her fist and punching him through the wall. "Looks better than the hologram." she says as she follows him out the hole. "The name's Lobo. L for laceration, O for obliterate, B for disemboweler, and O for...er...well I guess I can use obliterate twice, what do you think?"
Superman just grabbed the collar of her shirt, brought her close to his face and said. "I think you're a certifiable mad man."
"Ah ah! Mad woman, thank you very much." she smirked. "And if you wanted a look at the girls you only had to ask." she said with a grin as she looked where Superman was grabbing her shirt.
He blinked and looked down to see her had accidentally grabbed one of her breasts. He instantly let go and blushed before he was punched in the face by Lobo.
"But that don't mean I'm not gonna give you a little love tap!" she smirked as he felt flying and hit a lamp post.
He grunted as he picked himself up off the ground and flew back to fight her. He punched her back and sent her crashing into a parked car.
"So, pretty boy can fight, let's dance!" She shouts as she lunges towards him with a grin on her face.
He was prepared and ducked a punch before catching the second one and kicked her in the stomach.
She doubled over, but grabbed one of his legs and slammed him to the ground.
"That the best you got?" She taunted only to get punched in the jaw.
"Not even close." He said as he sent her flying towards a squad car just as two police officers came out of the building with a red canister in their hands.
"Superman stand clear!" called one before pulling the pin and chucking the canister at them.
He did and watched as the canister landed at Lobo's feet and started spewing a green gas.
She coughed and tried waving the cloud away while stumbling around. "Gas? Now you ankle suckers are playing dirty! I'm losing it, going...under." she coughed as she fell to her knees.
Superman walked towards her while holding his arm out to the police. "Stay back, I'll handle this."
"What is it?" One of the cops asked as Superman approached her.
"I don't know, I've never seen a creature like this." he replied while turning Lobo on her back.
Lobos eyes were closed until she opened the and said. "I love you too." before pulling him into a kiss.
Superman and the police were stunned with said hero trying to push her back. When he finally pried her off he shouted. "Why did you do that?!"
"Consider that something to distract you from this." she smirked before kicking him back and into another police car.
He slowly got up as she walked over to his, swaying her hips as she held a large crowbar.
"First rule of hunting babe, always make the target come to you. Now here's how it'll work, the more you move, the more it'll hurt, so feel free to go crazy." she added as she took a swing at him.
"Good advice." replied Superman blocking her fist and punched her far enough to crash into the wall of an adjacent building.
"Superman!" A voice Called from behind him.
"Lois, stay back." he spoke up turning to the news reporter arriving on the scene.
"Who is that? Is this your girlfriend?" She asked as she brought out her notepad and pen.
"No." he shook his head. "Apparently her name's Lobo, and I'm not sure exactly why she's here."
"She's probably after you, I saw what she did earlier, made sure Jimmy got lots of pictures." she said with a smirk.
Lobo groaned and walked over to the hole in the building and squinted down to see Superman talking to someone. "Huh, the geeks talking to some broad!" She shouted as she began to feel jealous. She jumped from the building and landed with a loud thud next to them which caught their attention. "Who the hell do you think you are, hitting on the main bitch's man!" She shouted at Lois.
Lois stepped back while Superman stood between them. "Alright Lobo, talk. Why did you come to this planet?"
"I was hired to bring you back to dis guys zoo, but now I got other plans." she said as she winked at him.
"And what's that?" he asked keeping a firm tone.
"Making you ma partner." she said as she got closer to him.
"I'll pass on that." He said, making her frown.
"Oh really? Well then I gotta be a bit more 'persuasive.'" She said before grabbing him.
"And just how do you plan to do that?" he asked while grabbing her arms and prying them off him.
"I'll beat ya into submission until you accept it 'honey'." she said as she grabbed her blaster.
Lois turn and ran away from them as Lobo cocked it and started firing point blank at Superman's chest.
He raised his arms to block them but not before taking a couple of rounds to the chest. He stepped back since they did hold a little punch to them, but didn't draw any blood. "Lobo, you can't make me your mate if you beat me, it doesn't work like that" he shouted as he started to fly to avoid the blaster rounds.
"Well it's that, or we bang. Hmm, not a bad idea." she muttered while she kept shooting at him. She then whistled for her bike so she could get closer to the flying kryptonian. She hopped on it and revved the engine before flying straight at him. She hit him in the chest, but didn't slow down, thus making him stuck to the front of her bike. "How do ya like my ride? Got it tricked out just last week." She said as Superman tried to get off.
"Looks like it needs repairs." he spoke swinging his fist down and punching into the front of the bike.
"Hey, not the bike babe!" She shouted as she lost control.
Superman took the chance to fly to the side as Lobo's bike flew out of control.
The bike crashed to the ground and lobo shakingly got up and walked towards Superman. "Good looks, but now I gotta give ya a few scars for my ride!" She shouted as she grabbed her crowbar.
Superman sighed and said, "It seems like we're at a stalemate."
"Damn straight we are." She said with a grin.
"Look, if brute force won't work, maybe we can work out something else."
"Like what? Fightings fun" she said as she twirled her crowbar.
"No, we set up a deal."
"What kind?" She asked suspiciously.
"Since your bike's damaged, that means you're stuck on Earth, right?"
"Yeah, until I can fix it." she said with a frown.
"Until then, why not try to be less reckless and use your power to help people instead?"
"Huh, why? What's in it for me?" She asked with a frown.
"If you can manage to show kindness to the people on this planet, then I'll consider working with you."
"Hmmm, how bout this instead, you and me spend some quality time together and I'll play nice with the locals." she said with a grin.
"Fine, but that means following the laws set in this city."
"Ok hot stuff, now where are we staying?" She asked as she approached him.
"I have a home here in Metropolis, but if you stay there, you need to tone it down. I can't have people start learning about my secret identity."
"Don't worry babe, I got just the thing." she said as she hit button on her belt. The skull opened its mouth and quickly scanned Superman before her skin turned the same color as him.
"You might have to change your attire too." He said as she got right next to him.
She frowned and crossed her arms. "Fine, but I ain't turnin into any girly girl, got it?"
Superman sighed and said. "Fine, now come on, I'll show you my apartment." he turned and flew away.
"Hey, I can't fly!" She shouted as she chases after him on foot.