okay,let's see what damage I can do.(walks up to carley and kisses her on the lips for a full minute then comes up from behind Lilly and pulls her pants down revealing her hello kitty panties then gives clementine an atomic wedgie.)
"YOU BASTARD!" Clementine shook her fist.
to Lee,Kenny,and carley. what do you think about Lilly wearing such childish panties? and just to carley thank you for letting me kiss you, beautiful.
"You kissed my woman!" said Lee. "Oh and heh heh! Lilly's wearing little girl underwear! I didn't even know they made any that big...wait that sounded kind of wrong...did it?"
"Not really." said Kenny. "You'd think the only people buying those things are little girls, not grown ass women."
"I agree and don't you dare kiss me again!"
Ben is the original fuck up but Nick is like the second/sequel/rip off ,fuck up and the original are always better, Nick is a fuck up rip off the fuck up and everyone hates rip off.
"Whatever." Nick rolled his eyes.
Nick is a fucking shit ball
"And you look like a chimp." said Nick
"Vanilla Ice, that's rude. Besides, you look like a ape yourself." said Clementine. "I believe I saw your look alike in 'Planet of the Apes'. I think his name was Caesar."
PedoBear: Now it's time for the real show to begin (Uses mind control and makes Clementine strip all the way to her birthday suit)
"Fucking pervert." said Clementine coming from underneath the table. "Thank goodness for stunt doubles."
"You owe me fifty bucks kid." said the stunt double in a deep voice who was actually a middle aged man.
"Uh could we just wait until the end of the day? I have a feeling someone else is about to be an asshole to me. Speaking of which, a bag of barf came out of nowhere and landed on Luke. "THOUGHT I FORGOT, HUH?!"
To carley, I dare you to read a Leexlilly fanfic
"People actually wrote these?" Carley was scanning a website dedicated to Lee x Lilly. "This one sounds harmless...what the fuck!?"
"What?" asked Lee.
"THEY HAVE YOU BOTH FUCKING NEXT TO MY CORPSE! ARE ALL OF THESE FUCKERS LIKE THIS?!"
"They're even crazier with Benny aka Kenny/Ben. Ew!" shivered Lee.
"WHAT?!" said Ben and Kenny.
To lee how many years older are you to Bradford?
"7 years and a couple of months." said Lee.
To Molly do you actually want lee to fuck you?
"If he wants." said Molly.
To carley's sister do you find lee attractive?
"I guess so." said Melanie. "I'm disappointed he would be brave enough to cheat on my sister."
To Rodrik: Larry is responsible for the death of your brother *hands sub machine gun*
"Uh what is this? As a matter of fact, who the hell is Larry? Where the hell am I?"
"Gimme that!" Lee snatched the gun from Rodrick and aimed at Larry. "GET WRECKED! Wait, it's jammed. Shit."
Bill Cipher: (watches as xenomorph lilly is about to kill Lee's ex wife) hey leave that beautiful lady alone! (shoots xenomorph lilly changing her back to normal but in baby clothes) are you alright madame? (hands Lee's ex wife a rose) and that Lee is how you treat a woman! (clementine's underwear rips and she falls to the ground Bill then hands her a steak) here ya go clemmy clue I hope you like meat from the three headed cows of the 5th deminsion!
"Tastes weird." she said nibbling on the steak.
"Aw look! A tiny baby Lilly!" cooed Lee. "She's so cute!"
Lee come here,(lee walks over) I kiss him and pin him against a wall while still kissing him "ok now you and carley are even" I say then a walk away
"Weirdo." said Lee.
foxy: (leaps out in front of clementine in a jumpscare) RAAAAAAAAAAH!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Clementine screamed. She fell over.
Sarah poked Clementine. "Oh wow. She actually fainted."
To MistyxKasmie if you or someone you know have a YouTube account could you then upload this video The Walking Dead Season 2 Amid The Ruins Rebecca gives birth with attack on titan music here's how it should look start with Clementine Mike And Bonnie coming back with the water then start the attack on titan music when Sarah first notices the herd choose the Mike help Kenny option then when you get to the observation deck stop the music during he conversation with Luke then stat it up again when Mike says the walkers are coming up the stars and keep it playing until the baby is born The Songs I Want For The Begging To When The Cannon Breaks The Deck Is The Colossal And Armored Titan Theme Alson Known As The Attack On Titan Fight Theme Or Just Simply Attack On Titan And The One I Want You To Play During Sarah's Death Is Called XlTt Make Sure For That You Choose The Jane Save Sarah Option
Alright, I'll let people know.
Told You You Couldn't Escape Clementine Now Tentacles I Have Made A Small Hole Big Enough For Clementine To Fit At Least Have Way In But Too Small For Her To Get Out Of Now Stick Her In There Headfirst But Make Her Half Her Body Is In The Hole And Half His Out Her Head And Upper Torso In The Hole And Her Lower Torso Legs And Ass Sticking Out And Just For Fun Duct Tape Her Mouth Shut
"Kid if you don't get your fucking tentacles off of me, I will cut them off." said the stunt double in his deep voice.
"Why is a grown man a stunt double for a little girl?" asked Kenny.
"She's paying me a lot." said the man shrugging.
Negan runs by and kills Nick by shoving a tree branch up his ass. " Hey future serial killer (Clem) , was this fucking dumb fucker (Nick) bothering you, " Negan said as finds the picture Nick took of Clem. " Sick fucker I so fucking glad I killing you, you fucking shit ball, " Negan said as rips up the picture.
"Hello? Yes it's me again." said Lee once more on the phone. "Yeah. We keep getting a lot of...hold on. Did you want some...OW!"
Sarah slapped the shit out of Lee. Carley snickered.
