The Proposal

I came home from being out with Emmett and Jasper to a pitch black house.

Bella had texted me that she was home a half an hour ago.

"Baby?" I yelled through my apartment.

Maybe she went back to her dad's and wasn't here… I told her where I left the spare key. She would have used it…

"Bella?" I called again.

I flipped on the hall light and made my way toward my room. I was about to call her when I heard the water running in the bathroom.

"Bells, you in here?"

"Yeah, baby, just getting changed. I got a little something today."

"Oh, you did?" Oh, hell yes!

"Yeah, I thought I should embrace what is the craziness that is your mama and join you on the insane train."

"Baby, I didn't get my genes from my mom, and I thought you were crazy before you and she went out today."

"Oh, you say I am crazy, huh?" she asked as she opened the bathroom door and there stood my very beautiful girlfriend dressed up like a…monkey?

"Yeah, crazy, sexy and-"

"You like?" she asked as she twirled around.

There was a bra and a thong and a tail. Holy shit, there was a tail!

"Baby…where did you get this?"

"Frederick's. It was on clearance and well, it fits the cartoon me! Trust me; this is better than what your mom got for me."

"My mom?"

"Yes, your mom, and I also bought a hot as shit Tinkerbell, Peter Pan one too. Now, go to the bedroom, your outfit is there."

She smiled and winked at me, before shooing me into the bedroom.

Lying on the bed was a big ass yellow hat and a yellow dick thong.

Was she serious?

"Bells?"

"Oooo ohhhh ahhhh ahhhh." Sweet, now she really thinks she's a monkey. "Yes, Man in the Yellow Hat?"

So, she's serious!

"You want me to wear this?"

"Uh, yeah," she said with a slight bit of insult.

I looked at the outfit again, if I could even call it that.

I did love her…and she was all looking like a monkey, so where was the harm? This was us together, it was fine, right?

I stripped down and palmed my dick to get it hard enough so I could get it into the yellow sheath of the thong.

I slid it on and pulled the instant wedgie out from between my ass crack.

She could have gotten one that wasn't a thong…whoever thought a man thong was a good idea…needed to be shot…in the girl bits.

"Shit you're hot, Man in the Yellow Hat," Bella said. She was in the door way, sucking on a banana.

Ohhh….fuck.

"So if I'm the Man in the Yellow Hat, that would make you?" Shit, I sucked at my cartoons.

"Curious George and I'm really in need of a banana. This one," she waved the hand with the banana around, "is just not cutting it."

She threw the banana in the trash before she hopped, yes, hopped over to me and dropped to her knees.

She licked her lips before licking the lip of my dick that stuck out of the end of the banana, man thong, whatever. It didn't matter what it was called, because Bella felt good.

"Now, this looks like one amazing banana." She ran her hands down my dick until I started to tremble at her touch.

The extreme blood flow that was going to my cock was making the banana peel looking thing very tight. I feared having to bust my load with this thing on.

"Bella," I moaned. It was kind of strangled, just like my cock. "I need to get this thing off be-"

And then the suffocation that was on my cock was gone.

I looked down at Bella and my now exposed cock.

"String release, all you had to do was ask and I would have pulled it so I could eat my banana."

Her mouth surrounded my cock that now looked like a peeled banana.

I groaned and she moaned as the tip of my cock hit the back of her throat.

Never had I seen a woman deep throat a banana before, but holy shit, Bella made food hot. Especially the food that I had to offer.

Bella gripped my ass with both of her hands, pulling my cock farther into her mouth.

My hands tangled into her hair and I moved her back and forth on my shaft.

I was ready to explode in her throat, but I couldn't. I pulled her mouth off my cock. I could see her ready to protest when I tugged on her hair just a bit to get her to stand.

Once she was standing, I spun her around and pulled on her tail. I tugged a little harder and the small piece of fabric that was covering her ripped. She yelped as the fabric rubbed against her skin before it fell to the floor.

I pushed Bella toward the bed. She fell forward once her knees hit the end of the mattress.

She was before me on her hands and knees like a platter of food. I gripped her ass with my hands. She pushed back into my touch. I pulled my right hand back and smacked her ass hard enough to leave a pink hue on her ass cheek.

She moaned and I moved her legs wider to slide my way into her.

I slid my cock into her and reached up to take hold of her hair again.

Using it as leverage, I pounded into her.

Her chest jutted out and her back arched. I could feel her tightening around me. She moaned as I felt her insides squeeze me. I quickened my movements in hopes to keep her on her euphoric high.

She slumped as her body slowed from the spasms of her orgasm. I followed right after, falling slightly down on to her body. I kissed her back as my dick twitched inside of her for the last time.

BPOV

What time is it? It's time for lunch. What time is it? It's time for lunch. What time is it? It's time for lunch. It's lunch time! Hey, what's for lunch?

I sat curled up on the couch, in Edward's apartment watching Bubble Guppies. I mean what could I say other than their little fucking fish dog was awesome.

I had yet to move in after the whole weird shopping experience with Esme. Don't get me wrong, only a month or so had passed since then, so I was only here part time. I didn't want to seem too eager.

Edward had left me at home today when he went to work. I hadn't been feeling well and I almost puked all over his new Armani suit. He was not impressed and told me to stay home.

Three hours later, I was feeling tons better and on my third bag of skittles. Those really were wonderful. I could touch the rainbow and get some gold in my mouth with those little pieces of candy.

There was a knock on the door, which brought me out of my candy eating and cartoon watching daze.

Did I answer it? It wasn't technically my house, but what if Edward was cheating on me and it was his other girlfriend?

I fluffed my unwashed hair and straightened out my Tinkerbell footie pajamas.

I got to the door just as the hussy on the other side knocked again.

"Alice?" I said as I opened the door? My best friend was fucking my boyfriend! Say the fuck what!

"B, are you okay? Edward said you were throwing up."

"How do you know? When did you talk to Edward?"

Why was I being so paranoid?"

"Um, well, B, I stopped by your office to take you to lunch, ya' know, because that's what friends do, and you weren't there. I asked Edward and he said that you had been puking. You never puke. Even drunk, you don't puke. What's the matter, girlie?"

"I don't know, but I feel much better now."

I moved to the side of the door so Alice could come in. She was carrying a bag of something and boy, did it smell good.

"What do you have?"

"Chicken noodle soup. Did you eat all this?" She pointed at the coffee table covered in skittles wrappers.

"Uh, yeah. Got a problem with that?"

"I don't, but I think you do."

"What the fuck does that mean?"

"Oh, nothing, B. Here, sit back down and eat some soup." Alice sat on the chair next to the couch. She set a Styrofoam container of chicken noodle soup on the table.

I took a seat, opened the container and took a sniff. My stomach did a complete three-sixty as it flipped over. I jumped up, covering my mouth as I ran to the bathroom.

And this time, I made my own rainbow in the toilet.

"What the hell is wrong with me?" I mumbled.

"You're pregnant," Alice said, very matter of fact like.

"Naw," I said before I spit into the toilet.

"Yeah," Alice said, again mater of factly. "I'll go buy you a test."

Alice took off down the hall. I heard the front door open and I called, "Buy two!"

I slumped back around the toilet. It wasn't possible. There was no way I was pregnant, with child, was carrying life in utero.

Was there?

I found my strength and stood up. I pulled my pajamas taut and looked at my reflection in the mirror.

No…

But then Alice came back with the pee test.

And staring back at me now were two blue lines.

Yes…

Holy shit, I was pregnant.