Santana was pissed. She had literally and figuratively shoved them into a linen closet and they hadn't made out. Yet. Santana was still trying to figure out how to get them together because she wanted Quinn happy. And maybe the hobbit deserves happiness too, but she never thought that. Ever. Or else.
It was hilarious just watching them. they were practically eye-fucking and they were still completely oblivious to the other's feelings. Even she knew that Brittany was into her when they were still just making out. And she's bad at feelings, so that's either impressive for her or depressing for them. how the hell can they be so oblivious to the sexual tension? Christ, they needed a new plan.
"Here's what we're gonna do," Santana said smirking. She had the perfect plan and it all involved New York, which was their next stop. "We're gonna get to New York and make 'em see Wicked." Kurt raised a questioning eyebrow at this, but Santana continued, "Y'know, it's about the popular girl and the weird one and they totally end up like friends in the end. But there's seriously so much sexual tension there."
"I was just surprised that you knew what it was about." Kurt paused and started to grin. Santana backed up when she saw the crazy grin on his face. She so didn't want to be killed by Kurt, what a horrible way to die. "You've seen it! Oh my God, Santana's seen Wicked!" Kurt looked like he had just won the lottery and was prancing around in what Santana could only define as an obnoxiously gay manner.
"Shut your trap, Lady Hummel. I'm in glee. Aren't we like, required to see it?" Santana was glaring at the grinning lunatic. She was so gonna need Brittany tonight.
And it's been a long time! Is anyone else horrified at new Glee? No one's gonna deny the fact that Cold Hearted was anything but hot, but my parents think the show has become "too adult" and "unsuitable" for me to watch. And Finn is being a Finn and Ryder is being a Finn and EVERYONE'S BEING A FINN FOR GOD'S SAKE! LIKE STOP IT ALREADY!
-Elle