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hey guyes! this party has been done and up on quizilla for about a month now. since kims birthday is really in july.
but since it would make no sense if i just randomly appeared and no one said anything, i waited until the other party (itachi and my homecoming) was finished to post this one.
ok thanks for reading and reviewing!
-princessmon
Hello folks oddly enough you would think that this is Kim talking, but its not because today is her birthday and she cant throw her own birthday. If she did that would be odd... come to think of it she probably would... but anyways this is coming from the Hokage: Kathryn (who has helped and written various parties...think of me as Kim's peronal assisstant in the party area). (by the way Caitlin's not in this one because she went on a vacation to Pluto) Ok: start.
Kathryn: it is my pleasure to announce that today is Kims sweet 16 and that she is turning 16.(this said on a massive podium in front of all of Konoha)
Everyone else: blink blink
Kathryn: Whats wrong? Come on we have a Shindig to throw snap to it!
Everyone else: blink blink
Mojo: um, Kathryn if I may interject. WE all know that today is Kim's birthday... however.
Kathryn: yes?
Mojo: well Olly and I went to her habitat today to sing happy birthday but she is no where to be found.
Kathryn: WHAT? MISSING... bloody hell
Naruto: well we knew she's been missing since morning?
Kathryn: excuse me? Everyone else knew this except for me?
Olly: well yes... Kim left a note saying that she has gone on a journey and that we should try to keep this a secret from you for as long as possible.
Kathryn: why does it matter if I know or not?
Sasuke: well we don't really know but we think its because...
Mojo: yeah we really don't know... she thinks oddly sometimes... something to do with pirates.
Kathryn: I see, well then if that is the case may I please see this note?
Neji: yes Kathryn, you may visualize this note for yourself Kim has written it on lime scented paper which has a slight greenish colour to it quite personally I would have gone with the strawberry scent on pink paper but thats her choice.hands hokage note
Kathryn: before I read this... never again Neji.
Kathryn reads note:
Greetings fellow citizens of Konoha
I the magnificent, wonderful, beautiful awe-inspriing KIM has decided to embark on a journey to the depths of the earth in search of the black pearl. Knowing Kathryn and all her excellence and familiarities with pirates (have once being one herself... even though they are sworn enemies) I wish for you not to inform her of this note because being ninjas and pirates it will cause conflict her history with Jack Sparrow did not end well.
Kathryn: WTH! SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE CELBRATING HER BIRTHDAY. STUPID FOOL!
Monica: it's true I had a present all ready for her holding birthday present saying: KIM!
Olly: yeah me too, I had a comic dedicated to her
Naruto: yeah me too, I was gonna give her my ramen
Sakura and Ino: we were gonna give her beauty tips
Mojo: Im sure she would have loved that said with sarcasm
Gaara: me too
Shikamaru: oh is that so? Tell me what did you get her?
Gaara:walks into the shadows
Naruto: um... Gaara?
Gaara: comes out with a horse that has Happy birthday Kim on the saddle. The horse also has a party hat on.
Shikamaru: well that's a nice gesture but dont you think it's a little over the top? It seems troublesome
Gaara: well I asked Olly what Kim likes and she said horses so I bought her one. I know that her favourite animal of all time is the wolf...
characters from Wolfs Rain walk in
Wolf rain Kiba: did you say wolf?
Cheza: I think he did
Toboe: you know what that means?
Hige: I FEEL A SONG COMING ON!
Tsume: starts to play the piano
Everyone else: wtf?
Hige: K is for the way you're KIND to me.
I is for the INTELLIGENCE in you I see.
M is MERRY MERRY yes extraordinary!
KIM IS EVERYTHING THAT I ADORE AHAHAHAHA
WR Kiba: Hige we were all gonna sing that to Kim together
Toboe: yeah you ruined it
Mojo: idiots
Olly: sad I wish I thought of that kind of a song
Kathryn: ... Olly
Olly: yes?
Kathryn:...go get me a drink
Olly: aw
Mojo: was that necessary
Kathryn: it's always necessary
Cheza: so where is Kim anyways?
Kakashi: I believe she is how you say it? lost on the path of life
Gaara:(
Kathryn: Bloody HELL GAARA SUCK IT UP AND BE A MAN! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PHSYCOTIC NATURE!
Gaara: I donno Kim melted away all of that ice surrounding my cold cold heart.
Mojo: OO ok... I'm not Kathryn so I like you Gaara but even that annoys me
Itachi: dear dear Mojo... do not worry about the outer troubles of these foolish homosapiens. Whatever worries they can cause your precious little heart if that annoys you just tell me and I will kill them.
Kathryn: do that and I will make you suffer such excruciating pain that you will want shove a chicken up your ass.
Mojo: oooooooooooooooooo the horror! Stop fighting!
Rock Lee enters: THAT'S IT BRING IT ON ITACHI!
Wolfs rain people: HELLO WERE KIND OF HERE FOR KIM RIGHT NOW!
Olly: I'm back with your drink Kathryn
Shikamaru: you may not want to give that to her quite yet
Olly: why?
Neji: her and Itachi are fighting and Mojo's trying to stop them by throwing a bunch of cooking utensils at them.OH NO YOU DIDN'T! HOKAGE I'M COMING
Sasukue: I shall avenge my family!
Mojo: IDIOTS STOP FIGHTING!
Rock lee: DDDDDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
Itachi:
Kathryn realizing what was really going on oh no... today is Kims birthday we shouldn't be fighting we should be celebrating... even if she isn't here
Kim: even if who isn't here?
Olly: SIFL!
Kathryn: HERNADNO!
Everyone else: KIM!
WR people: Kim... we have a present to give to you on your birthday (begin to sing song about Kim)
Kim: aw thanks guys coming from my fellow pack members and the lunar flower that's special
Kakashi: fellow pack members?
Naruto: I think she's a wolf.
Mojo: odd
Gaara: KIM! I have a present for you
Kim: Eh?... A HORSE!
Olly: I have your comic Kim
Kathryn: I have a present for you too cept you'll find out the day of your party
Mojo: here Kim.gives present
Naruto: here have my ramen
Sakura and Ino: WE HAVE BEAUTY TIPS!
Kim: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNOOOOOOOO END PARTYEND END END END AHHHHHHH
Mojo: well that was another successful party
WR people: start howling in happy birthday tunes.
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