"Boy."
"Girl."
"Boy."
"Girl."
"No Uncle Cam, it's my brother. It's a boy."
"I don't think so."
"I know so."
"Asher, it could be a girl and then you're going to owe me some candy."
"Uncle T, please tell Uncle Cam it's a boy."
"Indeed."
"See."
"Wait a minute. How do you know T man?"
"Asher has said so."
"Oh, that's real scientific."
"Hey."
"Sorry Asher. I'm just skeptical, that's all."
"Sick and all?"
"Skep……I mean, not sure that it's a boy."
"You have to have faife Uncle Cam."
"Faif, oh faith."
"Yep, believe. That's what mommy always says. Faif.
"Asher has a valid point Col Mitchell."
"Ok, maybe, just maybe, it's a boy."
"Ya gotta believe Uncle Cam."
"Uh, huh. Well, I'll try. So, has anyone called Jack and Sam?"
"I have informed them of Daniel Jackson and Vala's impending birth."
"What's, m….….pin……….wing?"
"It's means, waiting for your mother to have the baby, young Asher."
"Oh, you mean my baby brother being born."
"Indeed."
"Are Uncle Jack and Aunt Sam coming to see my baby brother Uncle T?"
"I think not Asher. They will be here after your brother is born."
"How do you know it's a boy? I mean did they tell you Ash?"
"Uncle Cam, I just know. Faif."
"Ok, ok. Man, they've been in there a long time."
"It takes time Uncle Cam. When are you and Aunt Carolyn having a baby?"
"Wha……..what?"
"You and Aunt Carolyn. When are…………….
"I heard you Asher. Aunt Carolyn and I need to get married first."
"So, when are you going to marry Aunt Carolyn?"
"Wha…..what? When did we get to marriage?"
"You said you wanted a baby."
"Wha…….no, no I didn't."
"Yes you did. Didn't he Uncle T?"
"I believe you mentioned being married first."
"Wha……no, you misunderstood Asher. I meant if, and when we marry, then we can think about children."
"See, you said it again."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"I believe you are at a stalemate Col Mitchell."
"No, I am not."
"Yes you are Uncle Cam; and what's a tale mate, Uncle T?"
"Stalemate Asher. It means a tie."
"Oh, Daddy has lots of ties."
"No, tie. Like equal. No give or take."
"Take what Uncle Cam?"
"No………., never mind."
"You're funny Uncle Cam."
"Yeah; I get that a lot."
"Are we going to name my baby brother when he's born Uncle T?"
"Your parents will probably have a ceremony as we did for you young Asher."
"Cool."
"Indeed."
"Her comes your father now Asher."
"Daddy? Daddy? Where's my baby brother?
"He's with your mother. You want to go see?"
"Yes."
"See; told ya it was a baby brother Uncle Cam."
"Nobody likes spoilsport, sport."
"What's a poil port?
"It means Col Mitchell is a sore loser young Asher."
"I am not."
"Are too."
"Are not."
"Kids, can we go in and see my son now?"
"Yeah."
"Indeed."
"Sure, sure."
"I still say it could have been a girl."