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Me: So…..chocolate bunnies are A LOT like Edward Cullen……
Twin: ………full of fun, and joy, and joyfulness……..
Me: So, if we can buy a chocolate bunny……….
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Me and Twin: THIS FANFIC!!
Chapter 26: Oh shiitttt
"BELLAAA!! WAKE UP!!!" I jolted upright in my bed so fast, my head came right SMACK into something hard. I opened my eyes to see Emmett's face two inches from mine, screaming in my ear.
"OWWW!" I moaned, "What are you DOING here at…….." I looked over, groggily, at the clock next to my bed, "4:00 ON A SATURDAY MORNING?!!" I shrieked. Why is he waking me up? "Might I also add screaming in my ear…." Thankfully Charlie was dead asleep.
"Aww, come on, Bella! We're going on an adventure today!" Adventure….? Uh-oh.
"Where's Edward?!" I asked, before Emmett could get too ahead of himself.
"He's back at the house……….he doesn't know I'm waking you up……..But the sooner you wake, the sooner we can get going!" He's got to be kidding.
"Good Night." I said, laying back down and shoving a pillow over my face. I felt something touch my pillow.
"You take my pillow, you're dead." I said in the most menacing voice I could conjure up. I heard him laugh, "Bella, don't make me get the bucket of water….." my eyes—which were thankfully hidden in the pillow—widened.
"Don't make me get Edward….." I shot back him, trying not to laugh. All of a sudden, my sheets flew off of me, onto the ground. I screamed as Emmett grabbed hold of my ankles, about to tow my ass out of bed, but I grabbed a hold of my bed post. Yes, I know it was stupid. Yes, I know it was useless. But Emmett knew he couldn't REALLY put effort into pulling on me, because he wouldn't want to hurt me, or my furniture. Ok, so he didn't really care about my furniture……let alone HIS furniture…….but still.
I screamed until I heard someone clear their throat, "uh-hemm". Emmett and I froze, and turned to see Edward, crouching on my window sill. Automatically, my blush crept into my cheeks, and I hid my face in my bed.
"Children, play nice now." Edward said, I could hear the smile in his voice.
"HE WON'T LET ME SLEEP!!!" I screamed into my mattress. Edward sighed, "Emmett, LET HER SLEEP!" then Emmett let go of my ankles and I heard a slapping noise, which I suppose was him getting Emmett-smacked.
Edward came around and grabbed my sheets off the floor and threw them over me, then leaned down to whisper in my ear, "Sleep, my angel."
"Is the Idiot gone?" I asked, into my mattress.
"I'm not an idiot!"
"Whatever you say, Em-Em." I mumbled into my mattress, laughed, then fell into a peaceful sleep.
I woke a few hours later. I sat up in my bed, rubbing my eyes, and focused on what was beheld in my room.
Alice was crouched, sitting on the wooden frame at the foot of my bed. "Morning, Bella!" Alice sang, looking extremely happy. My eyes fell upon Edward next, who was sitting in the rocking chair on the other side of my room. I heard a banging noise downstairs. Who else was here? I knew Charlie had gone fishing.
"Is the idiot still here?" I asked, then he burst into my room.
"Do they get to keep calling me an idiot?" Emmett asked Edward.
"Are you still breathing?" I asked
"Then if you're breathing you're still an idiot," Alice said.
"Which is what we call you." I finished.
Alice, Edward and I laughed, while Emmett sulked in the corner. "OK….now that I've caught up on my sleep from somebody trying to drag me out of bed at 4:00 in the morning……what the shizz is going on?!" I got to the point, no sugar-coating.
"Well…..Today we're all going swimming!!" Alice chirped happily. Hmmm, wow.
"Wellp, HAVE FUN!" I said before laying back down and shoving the pillow over my face. Edward laughed.
"Silly Bella, get ready!" she said. I sat up.
"Wait, when you say "we're" who EXACTLY do you mean?!" I eyed her suspiciously. She couldn't possibly mean…..
"Oh, just, you know…….Me, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett……Edward…..and you."
"NOOOOOOOO WAAAYYY!" I said, throwing myself back into my pillows. This time, Edward got up, and bent down, and whispered in my ear, "Bella, please?" oh, I couldn't possibly look at him right now. I knew EXACTLY what his next plan was……
Just as he grabbed onto my ankles, I grabbed onto the bedpost. I screamed, "EDDDWAARDD! NO!" but he didn't listen. So his next attempt was pure death. I turned to face up, met my eyes with his, right before he pounced on me. He tickled me, trying to get me to give in. "Edward!....no!.....aghh!" I got out between laughs. But I didn't give in.
He disappeared and came back………with a bucket of water. "YOU. WOULDN'T. DARE." I said slowly, emphasizing each word, trying to leak venom in my words.
"NOPE, but Emmett would……" and with that Emmett ran over and tossed the bucket of water, soaking me and my bed. Great. "EEEEMMMMMETTTTTT!!!!!" Edward, Alice, and I screamed.
"What?" he looked confused, "You said—"
"I wasn't REALLY going to have you throw it on her!!" Edward hissed at him. I sat, soaked, in my bed, with my arms crossed. Emmett laughed, "Bella, you look like a half-drowned cat!" then Edward elbowed him in the ribs.
"Come on, Bella." Alice said as she picked up my soaked-self and threw me in the shower.
When I got out, only Alice was there. "Here—I want you to try on this bathing suit." She said as she handed me a bathing suit. It was a bikini, of course. It was the same shade of blue that Edward loves on me. I took it and threw it on.
"Bella! That looks PERFECT!" Alice squealed.
"Alice, there is no way I'm wearing this over there—wherever we're going." The bikini just barely covered anything. And I felt like half my butt was showing.
"We are going to a small lake. And yes, you are." She flashed her evil smile my way. There was no escaping Alice. I threw on a pair of jean shorts and a black, spaghetti-strap tank top over my swimsuit, and Alice and I walked out the front door.
There was Emmett's Jeep in the driveway, all 3,500 pounds of it. Edward was in the driver's seat, while Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper were all in the backseat. I jumped in the front seat while Alice squeezed in the back. "Hey Bella!" Jasper said. I smiled at him, "Hi Jasper." Rose smiled at me, and I returned the smile. Edward leaned over and kissed me on my temple.
About five minutes into the drive, Emmett started. "Are we there yet?!" he asked.
"No." Edward replied. 30 seconds later : "Are we there yet?!"
"No" Jasper said, annoyed. 1 minute later: "Are we there YET?!"
"NO!" everyone snapped at him. I sighed, "Emmett, find something to do….." I looked in my purse and threw a deck of cards at him."Hey, thanks Bella!" he said, then, "HEY! LET'S PLAY GOLDFISH!!" Edward smirked while Rosalie hit her forehead with her palm.
"Ummm, Emmett…….it's GO-fish." I laughed while Rose amended, "….you moron…." I couldn't help but laugh more. The weirdest look crossed Emmett's face, like discovering fire for the first time. Jasper, Emmett, and I played Go-Fish for a while, and I ended up beating them. It was rather funny."LET'S PLAY I-SPY!" Emmett yelled. "I WANT TO GUESS FIRST!"
"Fine" Jasper sighed. " I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'S'" he said to Emmett.
"Sheep?"
"Nope"
"Sky?"
"Nope"
"Sun?"
"Sea?"
"Emmett, where's the sea?"
"Oh yeah, Sheep?"
"NO Emmett"
"Oooooh I know what it is"
"What?"
"Sunflower"
"Lord help me"
"Is it not that?
"No Emmett"
"Have I said Sheep?"
"Yes Emmett, 3 times."
I was laughing hysterically when we reached a clearing with a pond, and a waterfall. There were cliffs surrounding the pond turning it into a small reservoir. The waterfall was beautiful, about a 100 foot drop.
That looks like it would be painful.
I was pulled out of my thought as I heard splashing and squeals. I looked to the pond—which was where Alice and Jasper had already jumped in, and Jasper was carrying a screaming Rosalie over his shoulder.
"JASPERR! I said I wasn't. going. SWIMMING!" she screamed and pounded on his back. I giggled as Jasper threw her about 20 ft. out into the pound.
"HEY BELLA! COME ON IN!" Alice yelled.
"Um…I think I'll just stand over there…."I said pointing to a tree. There was no was she was going to get me to take my clothes off and show this swimsuit—
All of a sudden, my clothes were off. I was standing in my swimsuit…..I turned around to see, "EEEEMMMMEETTT!!!!!" I screeched at him. He had actually torn my clothes off of my body. "THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT!!!" but then I looked down, and realized that I wasn't wearing anything but my swimsuit, and I glanced at Edward, who, was smiling smugly, staring at me, up and down. So, I did the first thing I could think of, I ran into the water.
Edward was at my side in two seconds. I was treading water, staring at the 5 Vampires in front of me, when my head surged underwater.
I felt something pulling me down. I tried to swim to the surface with no success. I felt the water filling my lungs until I felt Edward's cold arms around me, pulling me back up. What had just happened? I could have sworn I saw all—then his head came up to the surface. "EMMETTT!" everyone yelled. I was too busy trying to make up for my lack of oxygen. Edward attacked Emmett, and Emmett went flying into the nearby cliff. They wrestled around in the water for about five minutes, holding each other down underwater. It really didn't do anything, seeing as neither of them needed to breath. It was rather hilarious.
"HEY! Let's have a diving/splash contest!" Alice chirped when Emmett and Edward joined us again. Well, this should be interesting.
"Ummmmm, Alice, I think I'm just going to judge…." I said, raising an eyebrow at her. Everyone was already out of the water, and approaching the cliffs opposite of the water fall. Rosalie was up first, and she did a classical, graceful dive, plunging into the water. "7 on dive, 6 on splash! 13/20" I yelled from where I was treading water.
Jasper went next, and he did something that was totally cool, considering the immense height. He stepped right off the edge of the cliff, and right before he hit the water, he kind of did a summer-salt, kind of ON the water. It was amazing! Like he was walking on water…."10 ON DIVE, 5 ON SPLASH! 15/20! THAT WAS TOTALLY SICK, JASPER! BUT IT FALTED ON YOUR SPLASH!" I yelled. I knew they could hear me loud and clear. Emmett was so loud I could hear him "BOOO!" ing from all the way out here. I laughed.
Alice was next, and like the athletic, hyper, pixie she was, Her dive was amazing. She stepped out to the edge, then dove, a beautiful dive, spiraling in the air towards the water. It was amazing, but the splash lacked because she penetrated the water so perfectly and how small she was. "10 ON DIVE, 4 ON SPLASH!! 14/20!" I yelled. Next, next was Edward.
Edward ran off the edge, and threw himself into the air. He did a couple front flips, then a couple back flips, and, like Jasper, did a kind-of summer-salt, hand-stand, front flip into the water, but this splash was a lot bigger. I can easily say that was the best, even if it wasn't Edward that did that. "10 ON DIVE, 10 ON SPLASH!! 20/20!!!" I screamed, cheering. As Edward got out of the water, and ran back up to the top of the cliff, it was Emmett's turn. He didn't hesitate, he ran right off the edge, and did a cannonball, not angelic at all. He splashed into the water. Well, at least the splash was ginormic. I couldn't stop laughing at his dive though. "0 ON THE DIVE! 10 ON THE SPLASH! 10/20!" I got out after I finished laughing. I almost went underwater again I was laughing so hard. But then, Emmett was swimming over to me. "Emmett, don't eat me!" I fake pleaded, laughing.
He smirked, "I don't eat my friends under normal circumstances and unless they give me their permission." I laughed at him. "0 on the dive!" I said again, laughing.
He grabbed on to me, "That isn't fair, Bells! I'LL show you a GOOD dive!" he said as he held onto me and ran out of the water. "EMMETT! NO!" I heard Alice and Edward yell as Emmett raced to the highest cliff, the waterfall.
But it was too late. Emmett pushed me over the side of the cliff. I screamed like HELL as I plummeted towards the water, face first. Everything happened so fast, I could feel the splashing water of the waterfall, my hands covered my face. Ok, I knew my facts. At 100 ft drop into the water you die. End of story. But as I was plummeting towards the water, strong arms reached out and grabbed me, angled our bodies so that he would hit the water first. Emmett held onto me as his back broke the water, and we were thrown underwater. And, being my usual self, the last thing I remember was the blackness of the water as I faded into unconsciousness.
Edward's POV:
My heart stopped as I saw Emmett push my beloved Bella over the edge of the cliff. I thought I was going to cry, I felt like someone had just struck a knife through my chest and was slowly twisting it.
"BELLA!!" I screamed as I ran over to the cliff. But the next thing I know, Emmett had jumped off, and had grabbed Bella. I saw his back brake the water as they surged underwater. I jumped off the cliff as fast I could. I hit the water, and the next thing I heard was Emmett screaming in his mind,
WHERE IS SHE?!!?!!
The knife twisted slower, and harder as I dove farther into the water, searching frantically for my Bella. I saw her, unconscious, falling deeper to the bottom of the lake. I swam frantically and grabbed her. She needed air, now. I did the only thing I could think of: I pressed my lips to hers, and breathed air into her lungs, swimming towards the surface. I swam over to the edge of the lake, pulling her to shore. She still wasn't conscious. I pressed my lips back to hers, breathing air into her lungs, performing CPR.
I pressed my hands to her chest, and pushed, put my lips back to hers. Alice was concentration on her future. "Bella! Bella, please wake up!" I yelled frantically. 15 seconds later, she coughed up water, and started gasping for air.
Bella's POV:
I woke to water in my throat, I coughed for at least a whole minute before things became clear to me. Edward was standing over me, looking as if he were crying, if that were possible. I reached my hand up, and touched his cheek. I looked around and everybody was crowding over me, worried looks on their faces, before they started shouting.
"BELLA! Are you ok?!" Everyone yelled at the same time I couldn't tell who said what. "Bella, ohmaigawd, I was scared half to death!" "SHE'S ALIVE!" I sighed and tried to talk, but my voice was hoarse. It was the cliff diving incident all over again.
"I'm ok, guys. Really." I whispered. Edward leaned down, and kissed me, long and hard. I gasped as he broke away. "Are you well enough to stand?" he asked, looking at my body. I moved my legs, tried to get up, and before I could even stand I fell over, and gasped. "BELLA!" everyone yelled.
"I'm just EXTREMELY sore, guys. This is the cliff diving incident all over again." Edward leaned down and picked me up and walked over to the car. We had to walk up the trail that led over the cliffs to get to the car. I noticed Emmett had stopped on top of the cliff, looking nervous as Edward opened the car door to put me in. He strapped the seat belt and closed the door. That was when I figured out Emmett's origonal plan.
In the car, flying around was a BAT. A VAMPIRE bat, to be specific. Now, I know they aren't really vampires, and they suck the blood of animals, but, I couldn't help but scream MY HEAD OFF. I screamed and swatted at the bat, trying to tear my seatbelt off and get out of the car, even if I couldn't really walk. Edward threw the door open, and the bat flew out of the car. I was still screaming when Edward took me into his arms.
Now, normally, everyone, ESPECIALLY Emmett, would have been laughing their asses off. But considering that I had just almost died, then this, no one was laughing, and Emmett looked scared as a kid, backing towards the cliff as Edward turned slowly toward him, and gathered his voice to scream.
"EMMM—"
Edward was cut off, as, out of nowhere the random guy comes out of the trees, runs up to Emmett, and shoves him off the cliff. "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I CAN NEVER FINISH A SENTENCE!!" Emmett flew off the cliff and into the water as the guy turns towards us, and dusted off his hands, "I swear to God, if he doesn't stop fucking up I'm going to take a chainsaw to him" then he stomped off into the trees, leaving us standing there, mouths open, eyes wide, shocked. 2 minutes later, we were all still standing like that, when Emmett walks up to the car, soaking wet, and gets in the backseat. Without a word, everyone got in the car, and drove back to the Cullen house.
A/N: So, what do you guys think? Sorry it took so long to get up. I-Spy part courtesy of borndancer. Thanks! I HAD to do something with the random guy. Lmfao. I might have something for the next chapter, stuff during school, but does anyone have any random ideas? THANKS SOOOO MUCH FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL REVIEWS GUYS!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!
One of the Awesome Reviews:
lol so i finished.
update soon
i went into school today and was telling people about this
i told my friend in class and we just escaped detentions (we were laughing so
hard she was glaring at us SO much (it was worth it) haah)
update soon
please?
-Amanda